The Wrestling Limericks Thread

[Legend]

Happy Limerick Day, wrestling board! To celebrate the occasion and in light of the success of the limericks on the boxing board, I thought we should give our hand at creating weird and wonderful poetry.

Rules
-- I will post the first line of the limerick.
-- The next person needs to copy the first line into their own post and add the second.
-- I'm sure most of you already know how limericks work or will find out in the meantime, so I wont go into too much detail on that.
-- Once a limerick reaches it total of five lines, someone should start a brand new one.
-- Hopefully, we can avoid any confusion over duplicating lines, providing you have the 'another person has posted' function enabled.
--Try to keep them related to wrestling as we already have the random limerick thread in the Quiz & Games Section.

Boxing Limericks - Clicky
Off-Topic Limericks - Clicky

I'll set the ball rolling:

There once was a wrestler called Hogan,

[Dr Gregory House MD]

There once was a wrestler called Hogan,.

Who's son drove a Mitsubishi Shogan

[Legend]

There once was a wrestler called Hogan,
Who's son drove a Mitsubishi Shogan.
He went away,

[Enforcer]

Over to TNA

[Dr Gregory House MD]

There once was a wrestler called Hogan,
Who's son drove a Mitsubishi Shogan.
He went away,
Over to TNA.
And walks like his hips are broken

[sodhat]

There once was a wrestler called Hogan,
Who's son drove a Mitsubishi Shogan.
He went away,
Over to TNA,
And got watched by almost no-one.

[Legend]

There once was a diva called Lita,

[Holymiky]

There once was a diva called Lita,
Who was known as a man eater.

[Dr Gregory House MD]

There once was a diva called Lita,
Who was known as a man eater
She cheated on Matt

[theundisputedY2D2]

There once was a diva called Lita,
Who was known as a man eater
She cheated on Matt
So he ended up fat

[Dr Gregory House MD]

There once was a diva called Lita,
Who was known as a man eater
She cheated on Matt
So he ended up fat.
But shes still not as bad as Melina

[Legend]

If you botch a shooting star press,

[Holymiky]

If you botch a shooting star press,
Your chance of survival is anyones guess.

[legendkillar]

If you botch a shooting star press,
Like Vito you should wear a dress,

[Dr Gregory House MD]

If you botch a shooting star press,
Like Vito you should wear a dress
You'll be undefeated

[legendkillar]

If you botch a shooting star press,
Like Vito you should wear a dress
You'll be undefeated
Till Ric Flair stops bleeding

[NMB101]

If you botch a shooting star press,
Like Vito you should wear a dress
You'll be undefeated
Till Ric Flair stops bleeding
although, he'll look like a mess

[Mr H]

davieswasacrippledtart beat me in round 1,

[Legend]

davieswasacrippledtart beat me in round 1,
From King of the Ring, H is gone

[sodhat]

davieswasacrippledtart beat me in round 1,
From King of the Ring, H is gone.
He hadn't a chance,

[Dr Gregory House MD]

davieswasacrippledtart beat me in round 1,
From King of the Ring, H is gone.
He hadn't a chance,.
But he found romance

[Legend]

davieswasacrippledtart beat me in round 1,
From King of the Ring, H is gone.
He hadn't a chance,.
But he found romance
And the admins said "This is not on!"

[legendkillar]

There was a family called McMahon

[Legend]

There was a family called McMahon
One day they screwed over the hitman

[Mr H]

There was a family called McMahon
One day they screwed over the hitman
But Steph is fit

[Legend]

There was a family called McMahon
One day they screwed over the hitman
But Steph is fit
And Shane is a twit

[legendkillar]

And Shane not a bit

[legendkillar]

There was a family called McMahon
One day they screwed over the hitman
But Steph is fit
And Shane is a twit
Let's bring back the XFL

[Legend]

Tough Enough, SmackDown and Raw,

[Mr H]

Tough Enough, SmackDown and Raw,
Are all better than iMPACT which is a bore

[Legend]

Tough Enough, SmackDown and Raw,
Are all better than iMPACT which is a bore.
But NXT,

[Fadorock]

Tough Enough, SmackDown and Raw,
Are all better than iMPACT which is a bore.
But NXT is a joke

[Legend]

Tough Enough, SmackDown and Raw,
Are all better than iMPACT which is a bore.
But NXTs a joke,
Whos that Novak bloke?

[Dr Gregory House MD]

Tough Enough, SmackDown and Raw,
Are all better than iMPACT which is a bore.
But NXTs a joke,
Whos that Novak bloke?
Give it 3 months until he's shown the door

[Guest]

The great Khali is very tall

[Dr Gregory House MD]

The great Khali is very tall.
and Rey Mysterio is very small

[theundisputedY2D2]

The great Khali is very tall.
and Rey Mysterio is very small
Mark Henry's fat

[steveo1986]

just like hardy, i mean matt

[Mr H]

The great Khali is very tall.
and Rey Mysterio is very small
Mark Henry's fat
Just like hardy, i mean matt
Who i hope has an Owen-esque fall

[Jammy31]

There was a big guy called Kane,

[Mr H]

There was a big guy called Kane,
Who has a rather sadistic brain

[Holymiky]

There was a big guy called Kane,
Who has a rather sadistic brain
But big shows his mate

[legendkillar]

There was a big guy called Kane,
Who has a rather sadistic brain
But big shows his mate
Who we all hate

[steveo1986]

There was a big guy called Kane,
Who has a rather sadistic brain
But big shows his mate
Who we all hate.
watching them is really a pain

[steveo1986]

undertaker has a wrestlemania streak

[Mr H]

undertaker has a wrestlemania streak
and Mr H wants it to end

[NMB101]

undertaker has a wrestlemania streak
and Mr H wants it to end
but who will he lose to

[Mr H]

Probably no one,
Cos Vince is a massive bellend.

[Jammy31]

Probably no one,
Cos Vince is a massive bellend.

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