boxing dinner party

Evening all,

Bit of late night randomness for you. You are having a dinner party with anyone with a connection to the sweet science. Which five guests do you invite. I'll start.

Ali
Hatton - always seems a good laugh when drink and food are involved. Could even have a game of darts with after.
Jake lamotta
Jack Johnson
Floyd mayweather

James Toney
Ricardo Mayorga
Teddy Atlas
Adrien Broner
Harry Greb

George Chuvalo
Jake LaMotta
Earnie Shavers
Gene Tunney
Johnny Tapia

James toney would be an amusing one JBW. Although you would need a lot of food. Teddy atlas and george chuvalo always seem to have plenty of interesting stories to tell so good calls gents.

Charley Burley
Sugar Ray Robinson
Sam Langford
Jack Johnson
Stanley Ketchel

Should start some arguments between the first four and got to have at least one loon there and few are bigger loons than Stan.

Ike Ibeabuchi
Mike Tyson
Ricardo Mayorga
James Toney
Bernard Hopkins

Sit back and light the blue touch paper. Video it too. There's 1 million hits on YouTube right there for the ensuing arguments that will doubtless follow. And a massive food bill for Toney's unending hunger.

Ike and Tyson there, take it you're sending the missus to her mothers for the night.

Hell yeah! Gordon Ramsey in the kitchen. He can deal with any complaints the guests may have about his cooking...

Mine would be:

Angel Garcia
Zab Judah
Floyd Mayweather
Mike Tyson
Wladamir Klitshcko

would be some brilliant heared arguments involving Zab, Floyd and Angel. Wlad would be the gentleman and break it all up with a threatening gesture to knock them all silly at which point a high as a kite Tyson intervenes and starts on wlad. I then exit the room having set up my camera and watch it the following morning. Should be good.

Peter Jackson
Sugar Ray Robinson
Marvin Hagler
Baby Jake Matlala (He wouldn't eat much)
Bradley Pryce

Or id settle for:

Pacquiao
Floyd
Truss
Wladamir
Winchester

STRONGBACK and David Haye, cancel everyone else at the last and feel the sexual tension building from the Irish end of the room!!

i would have thought being from Yorkshire DAVE you would have had the pick of the straw weights and kept them talking constantly to cut down on the amount of food consumed

I don't even know five people let alone like five people and certainly not enough to allow them into my home at the same time AND feed them. Wife's bought an eight piece dinner service. When the **** are we going to use that?

 

James Toney, Tyson Fury, Alexis Arguello, Max Baer, Muhammad Ali

Me
Amir Khan
Cyanide
Duct tape
A shoval

ONETWOFOREVER wrote:Me
Amir Khan
Cyanide
Duct tape
A shoval

 

 

ONETWOFOREVER wrote:Me
Amir Khan
Cyanide
Duct tape
A shoval

sounds like you've been reading too much 50 shades of grey.

D4 would invite Floyd and serve Duck.

Rowley wrote:D4 would invite Floyd and serve Duck.

 

Azania
Marciano
And the three highest bidders from V2.

Rowley wrote:D4 would invite Floyd and serve Duck.

*several minutes of applause*

Froch
Anyone during WWI or II who fought in the trenches.
Anyone who wears a trench coat
A fisherman with a speech impediment who can't say "tench"
Anyone of a nervous disposition with a speech impediment who can't say "tense"

DAVE667 wrote:Froch
Anyone during WWI or II who fought in the trenches.
Anyone who wears a trench coat
A fisherman with a speech impediment who can't say "tench"
Anyone of a nervous disposition with a speech impediment who can't say "tense"

    

If it doesn't count as valid for a boxing dinner party can I submit it as my entry for a homemade suicide kit?

"I fight in the trenches"
"Really? I used to fight in the trenches"
"That's interesting. I like trenches"
"Do you fight in 'em like I do?"
"No, but I do walk about in 'em."
"You gotta fight in the trenches"
"But won't it get dirty?"
"That's the whole point of getting downand dirty in the trenches"
"I don't know what your suggesting but I've never gotten dirty in my trench"
"I like a nice clean trench. Well, they'd have to be having been in the water."
"No, you don't go in the water, you go in the trenches like I do"
"And like I did"
"Yeah, like he did and like I do"
"I'm starting to feel very trench"

"BLAAAMMMMMMMMM!"

Tim Bradley
Kell Brook
Haroon Khan
David Price
Scott Quigg

Vinny Pazienza
George Foreman
Ali
Sugar Ray Robinson
Jake LaMotta
Would be a good laugh that's for sure.

Ray Arcel
Gil Clancy
Eddie Futch
Nat Fleisher
Tex Rickard............

............Just imagine the stories that hadn't seen the light of day these guys would be able to share...........The wealth of knowledge would be staggering..

For contrasting reasons, Max Baer, Archie Moore, Tex Cobb, Alexis Arguello and Jon Rendall would be my choices. If you don't know anything about Jon, I'd urge you to try and read some of what he wrote about boxing. A true original.

Max, Alexis and Tex would probably drink the place dry....and I'd have to watch them round the Wife !!!

Certainly never be a dull moment.....

Archie is a strange one though....don't really see how he fits in with this cast..

If my father-in-law was having one I'd cry off with a headache but invite......

Tyson.......Chisora........Ayala jr.....Panama Lewis.......James Scott..

Terry marsh and frank warren. :music:I love a party with a happy atmosphere.

Archie was interesting, witty and capable of great charm, facets shared by all my guests. He may not have drunk as much as the others, but someone has to drive them all home.

BallchinianMuffwig wrote:Tim Bradley
Kell Brook
Haroon Khan
David Price
Scott Quigg

God I think this one could cure my insomnia!

Me
Tony Thompson
Mrs Thompson
Taquila
Camcorder
Wheelchair