Euro Division LXV

by GSC Fri 13 Sep 2013, 5:54 pm

First topic message reminder :

606V2 EURODivision

Announcements

Event: The great 606v2 meet up extravaganza
Date: Saturday 26 October 2013
Location: London
Venue: TBC, likely a sports bar
Time: 1900 onwards
Attending: Azzy + Viva + Sodhat + Marky + Nando (maybe), Olly, cherries others TBC

Season 1 Starts this week
Tactics due by 11.59pm on Friday 16th August

Tactics are sent to Olly

Votes are sent to sodhat. Votes must be in by 11:59pm on Monday of the appropriate gameweek.

The Enrique & J from 5ive League

FC WHU Do You Think You Are - Gregers

Tactics

Bilbao - Afro

Injuries

Would you dance, if Ajax you to dance? - Sodhat

Lawyers

Southampton FC - Marky

Fixtures

PSV - GSC

Table

Sport Club Corinthians Paulista - Nando

Top Scorers

Lille - Trebs

Glad t'be bach - Hero

FC Basel - cherriesfna

FC ZwagAtletico - Zinedine_Ze_Zebra

The Nodge - Olly

Fool 'em FC - Azzy

by sodhat Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:37 pm

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Age doesn't matter, bangability does. It's rare for me to look at a woman at work and think 'phwoar', but when I do, I am giving her a bangability score out of 100 in my head.

To do that you give her a projected score /10 in the ten key areas of the bedroom, add them up, if she's better than what you have right now, do it

Oh for the days of singledom

That's the kind of mantra that will see you jailed.

Except in Greece. It's fine in Greece.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:52 pm

I do feel guilty when I look at a girl and think "corr blast me" and then she's like 14.

But then some girls that age look like they're 21 already its mental

by FIFA Diva Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:54 pm

There's this women that works in a shop not far me and I want to bang her. She's about 35-40 today will be day 2 of my operation viva bang the women. I think she fancies me she laughed at a stupid joke I told or she was just being nice.

by sodhat Wed 18 Sep 2013, 1:00 pm

Olly wrote:I do feel guilty when I look at a girl and think "corr blast me" and then she's like 14.

But then some girls that age look like they're 21 already its mental

It's acceptable for you still, you're only 18 so your radius can go lower than grown ups.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 1:14 pm

sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:I do feel guilty when I look at a girl and think "corr blast me" and then she's like 14.

But then some girls that age look like they're 21 already its mental
It's acceptable for you still, you're only 18 so your radius can go lower than grown ups.

It's always seen as really weird at school when you see someone going out with someone like 2 years younger, but in the outside world it's not really.

Also you never really see girls going out with boys 2 years younger. Always the other way round.

by sodhat Wed 18 Sep 2013, 1:22 pm

Same with when you get older too though. Men generally are the older of the two in the relationship.

One weird one is that Aaron Johnson dude in Kick Ass. He's married to a 40+ year old woman!

by GSC Wed 18 Sep 2013, 1:25 pm

I'm 6 months younger than my GF, clearly a rebel

by Guest Wed 18 Sep 2013, 1:35 pm

My wife is a whole 11 months older than me - she'd have been in the year above me at school Euro Division LXV - Page 7 3559488474

by sodhat Wed 18 Sep 2013, 2:09 pm

Well the theory is falling down with all these toyboys up in here.

by Guest Wed 18 Sep 2013, 2:23 pm

I'm a great toyboy. And I'll be an even better one once Kylie falls prey to my charms.

by sodhat Wed 18 Sep 2013, 2:24 pm

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I'm a great toyboy. And I'll be an even better one once Kylie falls prey to my rohypnol.

by **Afro** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 2:24 pm

My missus is 9 days older.

Right, I have updated the Players list and as I went through it, there were plenty of times that people went above/below the squad limits.

Now I have it up to date, I'm going to come down hard and block any transfers that takes any team outside the max/min number of players. I have put in the number of players each team has at the time of my last update.

Please make sure you confirm all deals on they Transfer Confirmation page

by Fernando Wed 18 Sep 2013, 2:49 pm

Who wants to sell me a winger Whistle

by **Afro** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 3:00 pm

If it's one of my For Sale players, then yes.... I do

by FIFA Diva Wed 18 Sep 2013, 3:06 pm

GTA Talk:

by sodhat Wed 18 Sep 2013, 3:11 pm

Pulling a sicky? Disgrace!

I've not done that yet. I've always had an actual ailment to keep me off. I feel guilty easily though.

by **Afro** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 3:13 pm

sodhat wrote:Pulling a sicky? Disgrace!

I've not done that yet. I've always had an actual ailment to keep me off. I feel guilty easily though.

Does your guilt ever make you feel sick though?

by sodhat Wed 18 Sep 2013, 3:16 pm

Not usually. When I was a kid I missed a day of school and my mum found out I wasn't sick so I tried to make myself vomit, and failed.

Ironically when I started drinking alcohol I would go on to be renowned for my ability to make myself vomit.

by **Afro** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 3:21 pm

I have a genuine allergic reaction to something in Smirnoff. Other vodka's, fine. Other spirits, no problem. Beers, Ales, Ciders, go down treat. Smirnoff, one sip and I'm violently sick.

You try saying, "I can't drink Smirnoff, it makes me vomit" without some smart arse saying something "funny" back Laugh

by Fernando Wed 18 Sep 2013, 3:22 pm

Afro is a lightweight. angel

by **Afro** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 3:24 pm

If only that were true. Too many years of Guiness and ales have taken their toll on my belly

by sodhat Wed 18 Sep 2013, 3:26 pm

I don't much like spirits personally. I can handle mixers but not the neat stuff.

I can't drink only two things though:

Sex on the Beach - a cocktail of sorts and one that I was dangerously ill on whilst on holiday in 2007.

Strongbow - more than two and I puke. Horrid stuff.

by **Afro** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 3:37 pm

I'm the same as you. No neat spirits. JD or Jim Beam, Barcardi, Vodka all with Coke. Not a fan of brandy or whiskey

by sodhat Wed 18 Sep 2013, 3:41 pm

Where is the best place you've been sick?

I remember being sick immediately upon arriving at a house party with people I'd never met. They opened the door, I said hello, and then ran to the toilet to chuck my guts up. It was only about 7pm.

One of my friends was doing his best to not be sick in a taxi once, so he threw up in the pocket of his suit.

by Fernando Wed 18 Sep 2013, 3:44 pm

I know that feeling Soddy, Woke up in my friends bathtub no idea why seemed a good idea at the time and threw up onto the floor of the bathroom.

by sodhat Wed 18 Sep 2013, 3:48 pm

You weren't actually having a bath were you? That would be great.

The last time I was sick was round the back of a Starbucks on some bins. I had to pull over to puke and then my mate had to drive my car home.

by Guest Wed 18 Sep 2013, 3:49 pm

I was sick all over a girl's head once. We had secks the next night though Euro Division LXV - Page 7 3559488474

by Fernando Wed 18 Sep 2013, 3:50 pm

No i weren't having a bath it was rather awkward explaining why i thrown up as my friends sister came in to use the bathroom.

by sodhat Wed 18 Sep 2013, 3:53 pm

Would have been more awkward if you were having a bath Laugh

by FIFA Diva Wed 18 Sep 2013, 4:07 pm

Spirits>>

Luckily for me I don't vomit much. I once went with a cousin of mine to my dads friends sons birthday. My cousin was sick all over the presents which were stacked on the side. It wasn't any normal vomit it was like a water cannon being released. I wanted to die.

by Fernando Wed 18 Sep 2013, 4:19 pm

If you don't vomit you haven't drunk enough provided it's more then 5 unless your Soddy.

by sodhat Wed 18 Sep 2013, 4:27 pm

My vomiting was usually tactical. I.e. before the end of the night. I'd puke to feel better and then wash the taste of vomit away with more beer.

by Fernando Wed 18 Sep 2013, 4:32 pm

I tend just to urine it out. At one point through a jaguar car window and another on homeless guy who was drunk and thought it was raining.

by sodhat Wed 18 Sep 2013, 4:34 pm

So you have golden showered a tramp?

That's a claim to fame.

by Guest Wed 18 Sep 2013, 4:35 pm

On my 21st I threw up at c.330pm, then drank more, then threw up again at c.7pm, then had some food, then drank a hell of a lot more Smile

by Bull Wed 18 Sep 2013, 5:01 pm

Spoiler:

by Trebs Wed 18 Sep 2013, 5:03 pm

If anyone needs players I have loads available at Lille.

by **Hero** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 5:57 pm

sodhat wrote:So you have golden showered a tramp?

That's a claim to fame.

I once had to kiss of life a tramp, hope it wasn't the same one.

by Marky Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:30 pm

Poor Cherries.

Quits Basel as they weren't rated, then Basel win(ning) at Stamford Bridge.

by GSC Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:34 pm

Decent outfit without that show pony Neymar

by GSC Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:36 pm

Fernando wrote:I tend just to urine it out. At one point through a jaguar car window and another on homeless guy who was drunk and thought it was raining.

Wee weeing on a tramp out of a jag window might be the poshest thing ever

by Fernando Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:37 pm

They were 2 separate incidents

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:48 pm

Marky wrote:Poor Cherries.

Quits Basel as they weren't rated, then Basel win(ning) at Stamford Bridge.

This is such a Cherries move Laugh

by Marky Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:59 pm

Christian Benteke and Romelu Lukaku upfront together for Southampton.

"Four, Four, fookin Two"

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:01 pm

*cough*..."too similar"...*cough*

by **Hero** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:04 pm

Olly wrote:*cough*..."too similar"...*cough*

+1

by GSC Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:11 pm

Should've just signed Heskey and Carlton Cole

by FIFA Diva Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:24 pm

Marky wrote:Christian Benteke and Romelu Lukaku upfront together for Southampton.

"Four, Four, fookin Two"

Think you got a good deal there, so much for Azzy wanting a monstrous offer for Benteke.

by Marky Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:15 pm

Silly me, I must be forgetting how Lukaku destroyed defences from the left hand side for WBA last season...

by Trebs Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:33 pm

4-4-2 doesn't work anymore.

In all seriousness, I don't really think Benteke and Lukaku would work together, they'd both being doing the same runs, same things and getting in each other's way.

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