Rumour and Cause

Rumour has it that Stuart Lancaster, having flown out to watch the two best teams in the world play off for the worlds most competitive rugby crown in the worlds most atmospheric rugby temple; was seen leaving the ground with a damp stain on his attire.

Did he spill a drink in the excitement? Was he too gripped by the match to make it to the conveniences? Or did he wet himself at the terrifying prospect that he must face these two teams seven times collectively before the World Cup?

Did you get a damp stain on your attire when you wrote this article???

GE must be having a slow day.

What ever happened to the clever witty wums?

This is just plain mocking. Very below par.

Metal Tiger wrote:GE must be having a slow day.

What ever happened to the clever witty wums?

This is just plain mocking. Very below par.

This is what happens (I guess), when you're not controlled and allowed to peak too soon with Wum attempts. How the mighty   has fallen

England's last two games versus these sides:

SA - lost by 1 point
NZ - smashed them by loads

I feel dirty for replying.

PS It was a brilliant game yesterday. Best I've seen in a long time
PPS What happened to the witty wums

Maybe Lancaster wanted to see an AB game when they weren't sick Cyril? I know it's an odd venue to go to expecting that, but I guess he thought lightening can't strike twice?

I take it all back GE. There's no way you could be Greyghost. He was at least sometimes clever and witty and seldom so childish.

Phew that's cleared that one up then, finally.

Maybe he jizzed in his pants? such a game could have been described as rugby porn!