The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

[Kenny]

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First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
By the way, I really want more sex

[Kenny]

There once was a girl with a mole

[Union Cane]

There once was a girl with a mole
Which in her lawn made an unsightly hole

[JuliusHMarx]

There once was a girl with a mole
Which in her lawn made an unsightly hole
It dug in quite deep

[Union Cane]

There once was a girl with a mole
Which in her lawn made an unsightly hole
It dug in quite deep
And then fell asleep

[JuliusHMarx]

There once was a girl with a mole
Which in her lawn made an unsightly hole
It dug in quite deep
And then fell asleep
He got caught and became a mole stole

[Union Cane]

It seems that there's quite a high ratio

[JuliusHMarx]

It seems that there's quite a high ratio
Of people who build their own patio

[Galted]

It seems that there's quite a high ratio
Of people who build their own patio
like Fred and Rose West

[Kenny]

It seems that there's quite a high ratio
Of people who build their own patio
like Fred and Rose West
just don't be their guest

[Galted]

It seems that there's quite a high ratio
Of people who build their own patio
like Fred and Rose West
just don't be their guest
or slap Rose if she won't do fellatio

[Shot 21 LCFC]

I forgot that these threads existed

[Galted]

I forgot that these threads existed
and that people could be so damn twisted

[JuliusHMarx]

I forgot that these threads existed
and that people could be so damn twisted
We're all psychopathic

[Galted]

I forgot that these threads existed
and that people could be so damn twisted
We're all psychopathic
and undiplomatic

[JuliusHMarx]

I forgot that these threads existed
and that people could be so damn twisted
We're all psychopathic
and undiplomatic
And last night Galted got fisted

[Galted]

 

I've been fisted before on a train

[Shot 21 LCFC]

I've been fisted before on a train
And performed fellatio on a plane

[Galted]

I've been fisted before on a train
And performed fellatio on a plane
was bummed on a horse

[JuliusHMarx]

I've been fisted before on a train
And performed fellatio on a plane
was bummed on a horse
And then in due course

[Galted]

I've been fisted before on a train
And performed fellatio on a plane
was bummed on a horse
And then in due course
was tossed naked by dwarves in the rain

[JuliusHMarx]

 

I was rescued by the lovely Snow White

[Galted]

I was rescued by the lovely Snow White
to be fair though I put up quite a fight

[JuliusHMarx]

I was rescued by the lovely Snow White
to be fair though I put up quite a fight
Dopey wasn't Happy

[Mind the windows Tino.]

I was rescued by the lovely Snow White
to be fair though I put up quite a fight
Dopey wasn't Happy
And sh*t in his nappy

[Galted]

I was rescued by the lovely Snow White
to be fair though I put up quite a fight
Dopey wasn't Happy
And sh*t in his nappy
which burst being too small and tight

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Around a track I ran lots of laps

[Union Cane]

Around a track I ran lots of laps
Your belly's so big that it claps

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Around a track I ran lots of laps
Your belly's so big that it claps
I was covered in sweat

[JuliusHMarx]

Around a track I ran lots of laps
Your belly's so big that it claps
I was covered in sweat
My flaps were all wet

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Around a track I ran lots of laps
Your belly's so big that it claps
I was covered in sweat
My flaps were all wet
In my pants I'd had some mis-haps

[Union Cane]

I once used a bicycle pump

[JuliusHMarx]

I once used a bicycle pump
When my tyre went flat on a bump

[Mind the windows Tino.]

I once used a bicycle pump
When my tyre went flat on a bump
Was your saddle very sore?

[seanmichaels]

I once used a bicycle pump
When my tyre went flat on a bump
Was your saddle very sore?
His balls were on the floor!

[Mind the windows Tino.]

I once used a bicycle pump
When my tyre went flat on a bump
Was your saddle very sore?
His balls were on the floor!
When they dropped it made quite a thump

[JuliusHMarx]

There's nowt worse than testicular pain

[Mind the windows Tino.]

There's nowt worse than testicular pain
Said Abel when he punched his mate, Cain

[JuliusHMarx]

There's nowt worse than testicular pain
Said Abel when he punched his mate, Cain
Oh brother that hurt

[seanmichaels]

There's nowt worse than testicular pain
Said Abel when he punched his mate, Cain
Oh brother that hurt.
I'm going to have to convert
To being known as your sister Elaine.

[Union Cane]

Two lines at once ain't allowed

[seanmichaels]

Two lines at once ain't allowed
Point taken but I was rather proud.

[Union Cane]

Two lines at once ain't allowed
Point taken but I was rather proud
In fairness I chuckled

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Two lines at once ain't allowed
Point taken but I was rather proud
In fairness I chuckled
On his teats you suckled

[seanmichaels]

Two lines at once ain't allowed
Point taken but I was rather proud
In fairness I chuckled
On his teats you suckled
Until 'no more bitty' I cried out aloud.

[Mind the windows Tino.]

My favourite Goonie was Chunk

[Union Cane]

My favourite Goonie was Chunk
His nob's like an elephant's trunk

[Mind the windows Tino.]

My favourite Goonie was Chunk
His nob's like an elephant's trunk
Does it spray him with water?

[Union Cane]

My favourite Goonie was Chunk
His nob's like an elephant's trunk
Does it spray him with water?
If it doesn't it oughta

[Mind the windows Tino.]

My favourite Goonie was Chunk
His nob's like an elephant's trunk
Does it spray him with water?
If it doesn't it oughta
Lets hope it doesn't spray him with spunk

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