The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Tue 8 Oct - 22:40

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
By the way, I really want more sex

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 15 Oct - 19:12

I only use cream in that area

by **Pal Joey** Tue 15 Oct - 19:15

I only use cream in that area
To soothe me and ward off malaria

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 15 Oct - 19:40

I only use cream in that area
To soothe me and ward off malaria
No flies on me

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 15 Oct - 19:43

I only use cream in that area
To soothe me and ward off malaria
No flies on me
It burns when I wee

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 15 Oct - 19:47

I only use cream in that area
To soothe me and ward off malaria
No flies on me
It burns when I wee
And it makes my balls somewhat hairier

by **Kenny** Tue 15 Oct - 21:39

by littleswannygirl Fri 18 Oct - 8:06

The Iceland thread is a hoot!

by **Galted** Fri 18 Oct - 17:05

The Iceland thread is a hoot!
thought the amount of advice is minute

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Oct - 18:04

The Iceland thread is a hoot!
thought the amount of advice is minute
I've tried my best

by **Galted** Fri 18 Oct - 18:22

The Iceland thread is a hoot!
thought the amount of advice is minute
I've tried my best
to fart tunes on request

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Oct - 18:26

The Iceland thread is a hoot!
thought the amount of advice is minute
I've tried my best
to fart tunes on request
Luckily my wind smells rather like Brut

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 18 Oct - 19:18

Blue Stratos is the fragrance of choice

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Oct - 19:32

Blue Stratos is the fragrance of choice
I fear, on this, you'll be a lonely voice

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 18 Oct - 19:35

Blue Stratos is the fragrance of choice
I fear, on this, you'll be a lonely voice
Perhaps Old Spice

by littleswannygirl Fri 18 Oct - 20:15

Blue Stratos is the fragrance of choice
I fear, on this, you'll be a lonely voice
Perhaps Old Spice
But it's really not nice!

by **Galted** Fri 18 Oct - 20:17

Blue Stratos is the fragrance of choice
I fear, on this, you'll be a lonely voice
Perhaps Old Spice
But it's really not nice!
nor's the pit-sweat of Emerson Boyce

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Oct - 20:23

Who the f*ck is this Boyce chap?

by **Galted** Fri 18 Oct - 20:31

Who the f*ck is this Boyce chap?
he's a soccer man from north of the Watford gap

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Oct - 20:32

Who the f*ck is this Boyce chap?
he's a soccer man from north of the Watford gap
Ah, that makes sense

by **Kenny** Fri 18 Oct - 20:57

Who the f*ck is this Boyce chap?
he's a soccer man from north of the Watford gap
Ah, that makes sense
is the atmosphere tense ?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Oct - 20:58

Who the f*ck is this Boyce chap?
he's a soccer man from north of the Watford gap
Ah, that makes sense
is the atmosphere tense ?
Yes, as I believe Mr Boyce has the clap.

by **Kenny** Fri 18 Oct - 21:01

I believe that can be painful and sore

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Oct - 21:07

I believe that can be painful and sore
and applying ointment can be such a chore

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 18 Oct - 21:10

I believe that can be painful and sore
and applying ointment can be such a chore
Why not let it drop off?

by **Kenny** Fri 18 Oct - 21:22

I believe that can be painful and sore
and applying ointment can be such a chore
Why not let it drop off?
And change the cut of your cloth

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 18 Oct - 21:33

I believe that can be painful and sore
and applying ointment can be such a chore
Why not let it drop off?
And change the cut of your cloth
Then feed it to a hungry carnivore

by **Kenny** Sat 19 Oct - 3:47

Through gritted teeth i uttered a scream

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 22 Oct - 0:55

Through gritted teeth i uttered a scream
The pike I caught turned out to be a bream

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Oct - 1:07

Through gritted teeth i uttered a scream
The pike I caught turned out to be a bream
I was about to throw it back

by **Galted** Tue 22 Oct - 1:09

Through gritted teeth i uttered a scream
The pike I caught turned out to be a bream
I was about to throw it back
but it started to quack

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 22 Oct - 1:15

Through gritted teeth i uttered a scream
The pike I caught turned out to be a bream
I was about to throw it back
but it started to quack
Then I realised it was all just a dream

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Oct - 1:15

Through gritted teeth i uttered a scream
The pike I caught turned out to be a bream
I was about to throw it back
but it started to quack
just like it did in my dream

by **Galted** Tue 22 Oct - 1:18

that last rhyme was shockingly clean

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 22 Oct - 1:23

that last rhyme was shockingly clean
Linebreaker stole my rhyme - he's mean

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Oct - 1:24

that last rhyme was shockingly clean
Linebreaker stole my rhyme - he's mean
Careful, or I'll get snappy

by **Galted** Tue 22 Oct - 1:26

that last rhyme was shockingly clean
Linebreaker stole my rhyme - he's mean
Careful, or I'll get snappy
is he a dwarf just like Happy?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Oct - 1:28

that last rhyme was shockingly clean
Linebreaker stole my rhyme - he's mean
Careful, or I'll get snappy
is he a dwarf just like Happy?
sniffing the crumbs around Charlie Sheen

by **Kenny** Tue 22 Oct - 1:46

Linebreaker is like 2 and a half men

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Oct - 1:56

Linebreaker is like 2 and a half men
Add Bertha... that soon becomes 10

by **Kenny** Tue 22 Oct - 2:01

Linebreaker is like 2 and a half men
Add Bertha... that soon becomes 10
He always steps upto the plate

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Oct - 2:04

Linebreaker is like 2 and a half men
Add Bertha... that soon becomes 10
He always steps up to the plate
And his one-liners are great

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 22 Oct - 2:06

Linebreaker is like 2 and a half men
Add Bertha... that soon becomes 10
He always steps up to the plate
And his one-liners are great
But he'd better not steal the last line again mad

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Oct - 2:10

Sorry Jules, I hit 'Send' just after ya

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 22 Oct - 2:14

Sorry Jules, I hit 'Send' just after ya
That's OK, 'cos I admire the craft o' ya

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Oct - 2:15

Sorry Jules, I hit 'Send' just after ya
That's OK, 'cos I admire the craft o' ya
So why make a big fuss then?

by **Kenny** Tue 22 Oct - 2:20

Sorry Jules, I hit 'Send' just after ya
That's OK, 'cos I admire the craft o' ya
So why make a big fuss then?
Ok just don't do it again !

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 22 Oct - 2:22

Sorry Jules, I hit 'Send' just after ya
That's OK, 'cos I admire the craft o' ya
So why make a big fuss then?
Ok just don't do it again !
Though we appreciate all of the laughter. Ta.

by **Kenny** Tue 22 Oct - 2:37

I bow down to the linguistic knowledge on show

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 22 Oct - 2:42

I bow down to the linguistic knowledge on show
Never mind Kenny, you're still a head honcho

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Oct - 2:45

I bow down to the linguistic knowledge on show
Never mind Kenny, you're still a head honcho
Your post count is obscene

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