The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Oct 2013, 12:40 pm

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
By the way, I really want more sex

by **Kenny** Mon 21 Oct 2013, 4:49 pm

I bow down to the linguistic knowledge on show
Never mind Kenny, you're still a head honcho
Your post count is obscene
I admit i am overly keen

by Il Gialloblu Mon 21 Oct 2013, 5:01 pm

I bow down to the linguistic knowledge on show
Never mind Kenny, you're still a head honcho
Your post count is obscene
I admit i am overly keen
To make love wearing only a poncho

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:29 am

We need another smattering of smut

by **Union Cane** Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:40 am

We need another smattering of smut
Said the chef at our local Pizza Hut

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:58 am

We need another smattering of smut
Said the chef at our local Pizza Hut
Fast and loose with his dough

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:02 pm

We need another smattering of smut
Said the chef at our local Pizza Hut
Fast and loose with his dough
He'll take a furlough

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:32 pm

We need another smattering of smut
Said the chef at our local Pizza Hut
Fast and loose with his dough
He'll take a furlough
To sleep, and to put things up his Butt

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 23 Oct 2013, 1:50 pm

That's more like it, so let's keep it going

by **Union Cane** Wed 23 Oct 2013, 2:00 pm

That's more like it, so let's keep it going
(Marx's childish side is now showing)

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 23 Oct 2013, 2:25 pm

That's more like it, so let's keep it going
(Marx's childish side is now showing)
My Dad is bigger

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 23 Oct 2013, 2:50 pm

That's more like it, so let's keep it going
(Marx's childish side is now showing)
My Dad is bigger
As Union supressed a snigger

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 23 Oct 2013, 2:54 pm

That's more like it, so let's keep it going
(Marx's childish side is now showing)
My Dad is bigger
As Union supressed a snigger
When he saw that his bell-end was glowing

by **Kenny** Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:48 pm

by **Pal Joey** Thu 24 Oct 2013, 9:37 am

The tip was almost white hot

by **Galted** Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:18 am

The tip was almost white hot
the jizz was hanging like snot

by **Pal Joey** Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:20 am

The tip was almost white hot
the jizz was hanging like snot
The gonads were still swelling

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:30 am

The tip was almost white hot
the jizz was hanging like snot
The gonads were still swelling
There was grunting and Yelling

by **Galted** Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:36 am

The tip was almost white hot
the jizz was hanging like snot
The gonads were still swelling
There was grunting and Yelling
I meant to pull out but forgot

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:45 am

by **Pal Joey** Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:46 am

So I had to explain to her father

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:00 am

So I had to explain to her father
that abstinence is not something i'd rather

by **Pal Joey** Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:05 am

So I had to explain to her father
that abstinence is not something i'd rather
entertain for my gratification

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:08 am

i have some lube for your preperation

by **Pal Joey** Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:10 am

So I had to explain to her father
that abstinence is not something i'd rather
entertain for my gratification
i have some lube for your preperation
So bend over & ignore your daughter's laughter

by **Kenny** Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:42 pm

While bent over i was was showing a crack

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:47 pm

While bent over i was was showing a crack
to the girl glazier with the outstanding rack

by **Kenny** Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:49 pm

While bent over i was was showing a crack
to the girl glazier with the outstanding rack
As her nipples pressed upto the glass

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:55 pm

i witnessed her @55

by **Kenny** Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:59 pm

While bent over i was showing a crack
to the girl glazier with the outstanding rack
As her nipples pressed upto the glass
I witnessed her @55
was hairier then my uncle Jack

by Guest Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:32 pm

I've been yearning to read some good filth

by sparxz Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:18 pm

by FreekShow Today at 9:32 pm

I've been yearning to read some good filth
With a dog 3 deers and some milf

by **Galted** Sat 26 Oct 2013, 2:20 pm

I've been yearning to read some good filth
With a dog 3 deers and some milf
plus a few lengths of rope

by Il Gialloblu Sat 26 Oct 2013, 4:52 pm

I've been yearning to read some good filth
With a dog 3 deers and some milf
plus a few lengths of rope
I don't think I could cope

by **Pal Joey** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:49 am

I've been yearning to read some good filth
With a dog 3 deers and some milf
plus a few lengths of rope
I don't think I could cope
with dragging my nuts on rough tilth

by **Galted** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:11 am

Is a tilth like a pithy mopoke?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:29 am

Is a tilth like a pithy mopoke?
(ha ha) No... but in it one might poke

by **Galted** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:47 am

Is a tilth like a pithy mopoke?
(ha ha) No... but in it one might poke
is it dripping and pink?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 10:16 am

Is a tilth like a pithy mopoke?
(ha ha) No... but in it one might poke
is it dripping and pink?
No brown and it can stink

by **Galted** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 10:25 am

Is a tilth like a pithy mopoke?
(ha ha) No... but in it one might poke
is it dripping and pink?
No brown and it can stink
enough to make a toilet-rat choke?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 10:38 am

I heard you had strong wind gusts today

by **Galted** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 10:41 am

I heard you had strong wind gusts today
was all thanks to a dodgy buffet

by **Pal Joey** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 10:44 am

I heard you had strong wind gusts today
was all thanks to a dodgy buffet
Watch out for falling chandeliers

by **Galted** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 10:46 am

I heard you had strong wind gusts today
was all thanks to a dodgy buffet
Watch out for falling chandeliers
and toddlers with spears

by **Pal Joey** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 10:48 am

I heard you had strong wind gusts today
was all thanks to a dodgy buffet
Watch out for falling chandeliers
and toddlers with spears
Are you insinuating Errol Flynn was gay?

by **Galted** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 10:50 am

you could say that came out of left field

by **Pal Joey** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 10:52 am

you could say that came out of left field
quite unexpected...that last line I should yield

by **Galted** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:14 am

you could say that came out of left field
quite unexpected...that last line I should yield
I reeled in shock

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:20 am

you could say that came out of left field
quite unexpected...that last line I should yield
I reeled in shock
that the prose ran amok

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:47 am

you could say that came out of left field
quite unexpected...that last line I should yield
I reeled in shock
that the prose ran amok
"It's poetry, not prose!" I squealed

by **Pal Joey** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:51 am

Was I being too hard on the swashbuckler?

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