The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Tue Oct 08, 2013 3:40 pm

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
By the way, I really want more sex

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Nov 05, 2013 8:21 pm

I've just booked a flight to Mogadishu
And now I'm going to sneeze....atishoo!

by **Kenny** Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:46 am

I've just booked a flight to Mogadishu
And now I'm going to sneeze....atishoo!
I don't want a cold on the flight

by Il Gialloblu Wed Nov 06, 2013 3:35 pm

I've just booked a flight to Mogadishu
And now I'm going to sneeze....atishoo!
I don't want a cold on the flight
Though I rather fear that I might

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Nov 06, 2013 3:53 pm

I've just booked a flight to Mogadishu
And now I'm going to sneeze....atishoo!
I don't want a cold on the flight
Though I rather fear that I might
Have orifices through which things might issue.

by **Union Cane** Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:54 pm

In my absence the standard has risen?

by **seanmichaels** Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:12 pm

In my absence the standard has risen?
At last a chance to get in jism.

by **Union Cane** Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:21 pm

In my absence the standard has risen?
At last a chance to get in jism.
You've been in before

by **seanmichaels** Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:28 pm

In my absence the standard has risen?
At last a chance to get in jism.
You've been in before
like carrot in coleslaw

by Il Gialloblu Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:42 pm

In my absence the standard has risen?
At last a chance to get in jism.
You've been in before
like carrot in coleslaw
Fond memories of your time in prison?

by Il Gialloblu Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:26 pm

There once was a young man from Wales

by **Kenny** Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:55 am

There once was a young man from Wales
who's weight was to much for her scales

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:26 am

There once was a young man from Wales
who's weight was to much for her scales
We're mixing our genders

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:56 am

There once was a young man from Wales
who's weight was to much for her scales
We're mixing our genders
putting genitals in blenders

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Nov 08, 2013 12:28 pm

There once was a young man from Wales
who's weight was to much for her scales
We're mixing our genders
putting genitals in blenders
Turning males into females

by **Kenny** Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:11 pm

bravo

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:34 pm

I'm thinking of visiting Reykjavik

by **Pal Joey** Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:25 am

I'm thinking of visiting Reykjavik
but worried what the missus will make of it

by Guest Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:52 am

I'm thinking of visiting Reykjavik
but worried what the missus will make of it
Just drag her along

by **Pal Joey** Sun Nov 10, 2013 3:10 am

I'm thinking of visiting Reykjavik
but worried what the missus will make of it
Just drag her along
for some craic and some song

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Nov 10, 2013 3:14 am

I'm thinking of visiting Reykjavik
but worried what the missus will make of it
Just drag her along
for some craic and some song
But don't let her drown in a lake, ya pr!ck

by **Pal Joey** Sun Nov 10, 2013 3:16 am

Careful too of those lava flows

by **Kenny** Sun Nov 10, 2013 3:30 am

Careful too of those lava flows
or how slippy it gets when it snows

by **Pal Joey** Sun Nov 10, 2013 3:43 am

Careful too of those lava flows
or how slippy it gets when it snows
So best stay indoors

by **Kenny** Sun Nov 10, 2013 3:53 am

Careful too of those lava flows
or how slippy it gets when it snows
So best stay indoors
but away from waxed floors

by **Pal Joey** Sun Nov 10, 2013 5:12 am

Careful too of those lava flows
or how slippy it gets when it snows
So best stay indoors
but away from waxed floors
for it will leave hideous burns on her nose

by **Kenny** Mon Nov 11, 2013 5:13 pm

With the skin peeling off it was sore

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Nov 11, 2013 5:41 pm

With the skin peeling off it was sore
Pus was oozing from every pore

by **Kenny** Mon Nov 11, 2013 5:44 pm

With the skin peeling off it was sore
Pus was oozing from every pore
It was slimy and wet

by **Pal Joey** Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:15 am

With the skin peeling off it was sore
Pus was oozing from every pore
It was slimy and wet
Needed more than a vet

by **Kenny** Tue Nov 12, 2013 4:37 am

With the skin peeling off it was sore
Pus was oozing from every pore
It was slimy and wet
Needed more than a vet
But still left a trail on the floor

by **Pal Joey** Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:37 am

I followed it down to the basement

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:16 pm

I followed it down to the basement
To show it what the smile on my face meant*

*with apologies to Peter Gabriel

by **Pal Joey** Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:49 pm

I was going to save that for the last line!

I followed it down to the basement
To show it what the smile on my face meant
Dressing up in costumes

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:33 pm

I followed it down to the basement
To show it what the smile on my face meant
Dressing up in costumes
Hiding in the lost rooms

by **Pal Joey** Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:41 pm

I followed it down to the basement
To show it what the smile on my face meant
Dressing up in costumes
Hiding in the lost rooms
Whilst Rudolph played with cement

by **Kenny** Tue Nov 12, 2013 7:16 pm

" Good morning " said the man to his boss

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Nov 12, 2013 8:12 pm

"Good morning " said the man to his boss
"Did you know I was a big fan of Bros?"

by **Kenny** Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:11 am

"Good morning " said the man to his boss
"Did you know I was a big fan of Bros?"
" That's so funny 'cause I'm a fan too "

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:45 pm

"Good morning " said the man to his boss
"Did you know I was a big fan of Bros?"
" That's so funny 'cause I'm a fan too "
Alas something i never outgrew

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Nov 13, 2013 1:00 pm

"Good morning " said the man to his boss
"Did you know I was a big fan of Bros?"
" That's so funny 'cause I'm a fan too "
Alas something i never outgrew
Even though everyone else thinks they're dross

by **Kenny** Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:36 pm

I felt sorry for the pigeons when they put in the cat

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:42 pm

I felt sorry for the pigeons when they put in the cat
I felt sorry for the cow when he stepped in the pat

by **Kenny** Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:44 pm

I felt sorry for the pigeons when they put in the cat
I felt sorry for the cow when he stepped in the pat
But not for Curiosity's Misfit

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:54 pm

I felt sorry for the pigeons when they put in the cat
I felt sorry for the cow when he stepped in the pat
But not for Curiosity's Misfit
Or any song by Limp Bizkit

by **Kenny** Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:57 pm

I felt sorry for the pigeons when they put in the cat
I felt sorry for the cow when he stepped in the pat
But not for Curiosity's Misfit
Or any song by Limp Bizkit
I just want out of Hell like a Bat

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:01 pm

Is that the song done by Loafmeat?

by **Kenny** Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:06 pm

Is that the song done by Loafmeat?
I think it was covered by some Boys from Backstreet

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:09 pm

Is that the song done by Loafmeat?
I think it was covered by some Boys from Backstreet
Or maybe Fizz Bucks?

by **Kenny** Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:18 pm

Is that the song done by Loafmeat?
I think it was covered by some Boys from Backstreet
Or maybe Fizz Bucks?
Or a Fatboy called Cooks

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:30 pm

Is that the song done by Loafmeat?
I think it was covered by some Boys from Backstreet
Or maybe Fizz Bucks?
Or a Fatboy called Cooks
Looks like we've jumped in with both feet

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