The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Oct 2013, 12:40

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
By the way, I really want more sex

by **Kenny** Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:33

Then lets carry on with a Sedaka called Neil

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:39

Then lets carry on with a Sedaka called Neil
And a Kiss from a Rose by some bloke called Seal

by **Kenny** Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:44

Then lets carry on with a Sedaka called Neil
And a Kiss from a Rose by some bloke called Seal
or a Vicious or Rotten punk

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 13 Nov 2013, 13:05

Then lets carry on with a Sedaka called Neil
And a Kiss from a Rose by some bloke called Seal
or a Vicious or Rotten punk
Or some Anansie (Skunk)

by **seanmichaels** Wed 13 Nov 2013, 13:14

Then lets carry on with a Sedaka called Neil
And a Kiss from a Rose by some bloke called Seal
or a Vicious or Rotten punk
Or some Anansie (Skunk)
Or simply our favourite Ian Beale.

by **Kenny** Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:11

In Eastenders Ian's really a wimp

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 15 Nov 2013, 09:42

In Eastenders Ian's really a wimp
And Phil Mitchell's a bit of a blimp

by **Kenny** Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:00

In Eastenders Ian's really a wimp
And Phil Mitchell's a bit of a blimp
Then there's Alfie in one of his shirts

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:18

In Eastenders Ian's really a wimp
And Phil Mitchell's a bit of a blimp
Then there's Alfie in one of his shirts
and the fat bird with whom everyone flirts

by **Kenny** Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:23

In Eastenders Ian's really a wimp
And Phil Mitchell's a bit of a blimp
Then there's Alfie in one of his shirts
and the fat bird with whom everyone flirts
And Whitney being sold by her pimp

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:03

What just went on with those Rhymes?

by littleswannygirl Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:30

What just went on with those Rhymes?
If we join in are we partners in crimes?

by **Kenny** Fri 15 Nov 2013, 23:29

What just went on with those Rhymes?
If we join in are we partners in crimes?
That depends if you admit your a fan

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:48

What just went on with those Rhymes?
If we join in are we partners in crimes?
That depends if you admit your a fan
Though Eastenders puts threads in the can

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 20 Nov 2013, 09:59

What just went on with those Rhymes?
If we join in are we partners in crimes?
That depends if you admit your a fan
Though Eastenders puts threads in the can
They should print these limericks in The Times

by littleswannygirl Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:51

by **Kenny** Thu 21 Nov 2013, 00:01

I have to say Corrie is better

by **Galted** Thu 21 Nov 2013, 07:06

I have to say Corrie is better
though Emmerdale gets me much wetter

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 21 Nov 2013, 08:27

I have to say Corrie is better
though Emmerdale gets me much wetter
Is it the cows or the sheep?

by **Galted** Thu 21 Nov 2013, 08:35

I have to say Corrie is better
though Emmerdale gets me much wetter
Is it the cows or the sheep?
it's Val and her jeep

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 21 Nov 2013, 08:37

I have to say Corrie is better
though Emmerdale gets me much wetter
Is it the cows or the sheep?
it's Val and her jeep
The same Val who shagged a red setter?

by **Galted** Thu 21 Nov 2013, 08:55

that's an episode I haven't seen

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 21 Nov 2013, 08:57

That's an episode I haven't seen
It was directed by Sir David Lean

by **Galted** Thu 21 Nov 2013, 09:10

That's an episode I haven't seen
It was directed by Sir David Lean
who was dating a whippet

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 21 Nov 2013, 09:11

That's an episode I haven't seen
It was directed by Sir David Lean
who was dating a whippet
On Youtube there's a snippet

by **Galted** Thu 21 Nov 2013, 09:22

That's an episode I haven't seen
It was directed by Sir David Lean
who was dating a whippet
On Youtube there's a snippet
on Redtube there's one that's less clean

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 21 Nov 2013, 09:37

I stayed up all night for the Ashes

by **Galted** Thu 21 Nov 2013, 09:39

I stayed up all night for the Ashes
I stayed up drawing pictures of gashes

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 21 Nov 2013, 09:40

I stayed up all night for the Ashes
I stayed up drawing pictures of gashes
You just stole my last line!

by **Galted** Thu 21 Nov 2013, 09:41

I stayed up all night for the Ashes
I stayed up drawing pictures of gashes
You just stole my last line!
what a bumbling swine

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 21 Nov 2013, 09:42

I stayed up all night for the Ashes
I stayed up drawing pictures of gashes
You just stole my last line!
what a bumbling swine
I sentence you to at least 50 lashes

by **Galted** Thu 21 Nov 2013, 09:44

by **Kenny** Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:41

Big Stuey gave us a really good start

by **Galted** Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:04

Big Stuey gave us a really good start
by day three it will all fall apart

by **Kenny** Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:02

Big Stuey gave us a really good start
by day three it will all fall apart
when Mitch rips through the top order

by **Galted** Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:10

Big Stuey gave us a really good start
by day three it will all fall apart
when Mitch rips through the top order
like Walsh did to Border

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:13

Big Stuey gave us a really good start
by day three it will all fall apart
when Mitch rips through the top order
like Walsh did to Border
And, alas, with the urn we will part

by **seanmichaels** Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:22

Are any of them sporting moustaches?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:36

Are any of them sporting moustaches?
Yes, and some of them have false eyelashes

by **seanmichaels** Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:47

Are any of them sporting moustaches?
Yes, and some of them have false eyelashes
false eyelashes ye say?

by **Galted** Fri 22 Nov 2013, 09:21

Are any of them sporting moustaches?
Yes, and some of them have false eyelashes
false eyelashes ye say?
what a dreadful display

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 22 Nov 2013, 09:32

Are any of them sporting moustaches?
Yes, and some of them have false eyelashes
false eyelashes ye say?
what a dreadful display
England's batting doesn't collapse - it crashes!

by **Pal Joey** Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:47

...

No doubt there'll be more twists and turns

by **Kenny** Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:53

No doubt there'll be more twists and turns
Before our hope finally crashes and burns

by **Pal Joey** Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:23

No doubt there'll be more twists and turns
Before our hope finally crashes and burns
And what at first appears a small fire

by **Galted** Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:17

No doubt there'll be more twists and turns
Before our hope finally crashes and burns
And what at first appears a small fire
is the shiny bald head of Matt Prior

by **Pal Joey** Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:13

No doubt there'll be more twists and turns
Before our hope finally crashes and burns
And what at first appears a small fire
is the shiny bald head of Matt Prior
reflecting the red glow of Ian Bell's sideburns

by **Galted** Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:17

by **Kenny** Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:12

As the batsmen crumbled under the strain

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:21

As the batsmen crumbled under the strain
My heart felt the tug strings of long dormant pain

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