The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Oct 2013, 12:40 pm

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
By the way, I really want more sex

by **Kenny** Fri 03 Jan 2014, 10:54 pm

With a fat bird you can ride on the ripples
good luck though in finding her nipples
so just suck and work your way round
In for a penny, in for a pound
If she rolls on us we'll both end up cripples

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 03 Jan 2014, 10:58 pm

I thought rhymes for 'ripples' might stump us

by **Kenny** Fri 03 Jan 2014, 11:03 pm

I thought rhymes for 'ripples' might stump us
But solving them is such a big buzz

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 03 Jan 2014, 11:14 pm

I thought rhymes for 'ripples' might stump us
But solving them is such a big buzz
It's tough on the cranium

by **Kenny** Sat 04 Jan 2014, 3:27 pm

I thought rhymes for 'ripples' might stump us
But solving them is such a big buzz
It's tough on the cranium
Like swimming the mediterranean

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 04 Jan 2014, 4:02 pm

I thought rhymes for 'ripples' might stump us
But solving them is such a big buzz
It's tough on the cranium
Like swimming the Mediterranean
With our brains we can cause a big rumpus

by **Galted** Sat 04 Jan 2014, 4:06 pm

was it hard, Ken, the rhyming with "cranium"?

by **Kenny** Sat 04 Jan 2014, 4:09 pm

was it hard, Ken, the rhyming with "cranium"?
it wasn't easy i nearly used Geranium

by **Galted** Sat 04 Jan 2014, 4:13 pm

was it hard, Ken, the rhyming with "cranium"?
it wasn't easy i nearly used Geranium
titanium's just gone

by **Kenny** Sat 04 Jan 2014, 4:19 pm

was it hard, Ken, the rhyming with "cranium"?
it wasn't easy i nearly used Geranium
titanium's just gone
and uranium would be wrong

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 04 Jan 2014, 4:24 pm

was it hard, Ken, the rhyming with "cranium"?
it wasn't easy i nearly used Geranium
titanium's just gone
and uranium would be wrong
So the only one left is germanium

by **Galted** Sat 04 Jan 2014, 4:53 pm

Groucho has done us again

by **Kenny** Sat 04 Jan 2014, 7:53 pm

Groucho has done us again
His sword is mightier then his pen

by Guest Sat 04 Jan 2014, 7:54 pm

Groucho has done us again
His sword is mightier then his pen
His shield can't be broke

by **Kenny** Sat 04 Jan 2014, 7:56 pm

Groucho has done us again
His sword is mightier then his pen
His shield can't be broke
He's such a top bloke

by Guest Sat 04 Jan 2014, 7:58 pm

Groucho has done us again
His sword is mightier then his pen
His shield can't be broke
He's such a top bloke
That we think he's related to Ken ;)

by **Kenny** Sat 04 Jan 2014, 10:39 pm

Why thank you Freak that was rather nice

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 05 Jan 2014, 4:31 pm

Why thank you Freak that was rather nice
Especially given Ken's secret vice

by **Kenny** Sun 05 Jan 2014, 5:42 pm

Why thank you Freak that was rather nice
Especially given Ken's secret vice
I thought that was our secret to keep

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 05 Jan 2014, 5:43 pm

Why thank you Freak that was rather nice
Especially given Ken's secret vice
I thought that was our secret to keep
No, I have to protect the sheep

by **Kenny** Sun 05 Jan 2014, 5:50 pm

Why thank you Freak that was rather nice
Especially given Ken's secret vice
I thought that was our secret to keep
No, I have to protect the sheep
I could go a large Dorset Down just name your price

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 08 Jan 2014, 11:15 am

It's time to pay off the bills

by **Kenny** Wed 08 Jan 2014, 2:30 pm

It's time to pay off the bills
So go and raid all the tills

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 08 Jan 2014, 2:31 pm

It's time to pay off the bills
So go and raid all the tills
but not with a gun

by **Kenny** Wed 08 Jan 2014, 2:32 pm

It's time to pay off the bills
So go and raid all the tills
but not with a gun
a rubber duck is more fun

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 08 Jan 2014, 2:39 pm

It's time to pay off the bills
So go and raid all the tills
but not with a gun
a rubber duck is more fun
just quack it and run for the hills

by **Kenny** Wed 08 Jan 2014, 2:46 pm

When your lonely any hole will do

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 08 Jan 2014, 2:57 pm

When your lonely any hole will do
which causes trouble when you visit the zoo

by **Kenny** Wed 08 Jan 2014, 3:00 pm

When your lonely any hole will do
which causes trouble when you visit the zoo
The monkeys get frisky

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 08 Jan 2014, 5:24 pm

When your lonely any hole will do
which causes trouble when you visit the zoo
The monkeys get frisky
And though it is risky

by **Kenny** Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:32 pm

When your lonely any hole will do
which causes trouble when you visit the zoo
The monkeys get frisky
And though it is risky
have threesome with a lion and gnu

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Jan 2014, 9:51 am

The room had a very odd smell

by **Galted** Thu 09 Jan 2014, 10:00 am

The room had a very odd smell
and the decor was rubbish as well

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Jan 2014, 10:03 am

The room had a very odd smell
and the decor was rubbish as well
And with only one bed

by **Galted** Thu 09 Jan 2014, 10:06 am

The room had a very odd smell
and the decor was rubbish as well
And with only one bed
which was nailed overhead

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Jan 2014, 10:13 am

The room had a very odd smell
and the decor was rubbish as well
And with only one bed
which was nailed overhead
the naked body of Simon Cowell

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Jan 2014, 11:59 am

I will have two of whatever he's had

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Jan 2014, 12:19 pm

I will have two of whatever he's had
I'll have Angelina not Brad

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Jan 2014, 12:21 pm

I will have two of whatever he's had
I'll have Angelina not Brad
more Roberts then Clooney

by **Galted** Thu 09 Jan 2014, 12:22 pm

I will have two of whatever he's had
I'll have Angelina not Brad
more Roberts then Clooney
more Hepburn than Rooney

by **Kenny** Thu 09 Jan 2014, 12:35 pm

I will have two of whatever he's had
I'll have Angelina not Brad
more Roberts then Clooney
more Hepburn than Rooney
I'm more like that bloke from Breaking Bad !

by Guest Sat 11 Jan 2014, 12:06 am

I remembered the thing I forgot

by **Pal Joey** Sat 11 Jan 2014, 9:26 am

I remembered the thing I forgot
Without the aid of a polyglot

by **Kenny** Sat 11 Jan 2014, 1:22 pm

I remembered the thing I forgot
Without the aid of a polyglot
It now comes to mind

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Jan 2014, 11:23 am

I remembered the thing I forgot
Without the aid of a polyglot
It now comes to mind
That when I got fined

by **Galted** Mon 13 Jan 2014, 11:27 am

I remembered the thing I forgot
Without the aid of a polyglot
It now comes to mind
That when I got fined
for writing "suck bottoms" in snot

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Jan 2014, 12:07 pm

If only i'd remembered the wet wipes

by **Galted** Mon 13 Jan 2014, 1:25 pm

If only i'd remembered the wet wipes
to bung up this drip from my pipes

by **seanmichaels** Mon 13 Jan 2014, 1:43 pm

If only i'd remembered the wet wipes
to bung up this drip from my pipes
Wet wipes will not work

by **Galted** Mon 13 Jan 2014, 1:58 pm

If only i'd remembered the wet wipes
to bung up this drip from my pipes
Wet wipes will not work
like a gentrified burke

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