The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Oct 2013, 12:40 pm

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
By the way, I really want more sex

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Jan 2014, 2:34 pm

If only i'd remembered the wet wipes
to bung up this drip from my pipes
Wet wipes will not work
like a gentrified burke
Willy weepage is one of my gripes

by **Galted** Mon 13 Jan 2014, 2:37 pm

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Jan 2014, 4:20 pm

The stains can be hard to get out

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Jan 2014, 4:23 pm

The stains can be hard to get out
Especially guacamole and sauerkraut

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Jan 2014, 4:24 pm

The stains can be hard to get out
Especially guacamole and sauerkraut
and the smell...... well that's enough said

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Jan 2014, 5:08 pm

The stains can be hard to get out
Especially guacamole and sauerkraut
and the smell...... well that's enough said
Like a rat that's three weeks dead

by **Galted** Mon 13 Jan 2014, 5:43 pm

The stains can be hard to get out
Especially guacamole and sauerkraut
and the smell...... well that's enough said
Like a rat that's three weeks dead
and my arse when I've feasted on sprout

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Jan 2014, 5:54 pm

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Jan 2014, 6:14 pm

The gas i let off could power my car

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Jan 2014, 6:29 pm

The gas i let off could power my car
With my gas as well, we could go very far

by **Kenny** Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:47 pm

The gas i let off could power my car
With my gas as well, we could go very far
So lets pack up the trunk

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 Jan 2014, 1:06 pm

The gas i let off could power my car
With my gas as well, we could go very far
So lets pack up the trunk
With some coke and some skunk

by **Kenny** Tue 14 Jan 2014, 1:48 pm

The gas i let off could power my car
With my gas as well, we could go very far
So lets pack up the trunk
With some coke and some skunk
And that bird with the cesarean scar

by JubbaIsle Tue 14 Jan 2014, 10:19 pm

You lot all have me in fits,

by **Galted** Wed 15 Jan 2014, 7:49 am

You lot all have me in fits
and a chainsaw would have me in bits

by **Pal Joey** Wed 15 Jan 2014, 8:06 am

You lot all have me in fits
and a chainsaw would have me in bits
rolling down the slippery slope that is life

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:13 am

You lot all have me in fits
and a chainsaw would have me in bits
rolling down the slippery slope that is life
with the old trouble and strife

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:17 am

You lot all have me in fits
and a chainsaw would have me in bits
rolling down the slippery slope that is life
with the old trouble and strife
due to my never ending obsession with t!ts

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:21 am

It matters not if they're large or small

by Guest Thu 16 Jan 2014, 4:47 pm

It matters not if they're large or small
Or the left one is not there at all

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 Jan 2014, 5:01 pm

It matters not if they're large or small
Or the left one is not there at all
One's good enough

by **Galted** Thu 16 Jan 2014, 5:17 pm

It matters not if they're large or small
Or the left one is not there at all
One's good enough
if you're on about muff

by Guest Thu 16 Jan 2014, 5:22 pm

It matters not if they're large or small
Or the left one is not there at all
One's good enough
if you're on about muff
If you are give my mother a call

by **Galted** Thu 16 Jan 2014, 6:32 pm

I did but she hung up on me

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 Jan 2014, 9:44 pm

I did but she hung up on me
So I felt like a cut down tree

by JubbaIsle Fri 17 Jan 2014, 6:39 pm

I did but she hung up on me
So I felt like a cut down tree
Then I went to a brothel

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 17 Jan 2014, 7:07 pm

I did but she hung up on me
So I felt like a cut down tree
Then I went to a brothel
And met a young Goth - Elle

by **Pal Joey** Fri 17 Jan 2014, 8:23 pm

I did but she hung up on me
So I felt like a cut down tree
Then I went to a brothel
And met a young Goth - Elle
Who was really my sister, Cherie

by Guest Fri 17 Jan 2014, 10:07 pm

I lied to the wife and then hid

by Guest Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:36 pm

I lied to the wife and then hid
Like my limerick friends to me did
They left for a week
And I stewed like a Freek
Come back boys and I'll give you a quid

Sad

by **Pal Joey** Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:16 pm

All four one & four lines 4-all

by Guest Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:31 pm

All four one & four lines 4-all
I'm glad that you answered my call

by **Pal Joey** Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:06 am

All four one & four lines 4-all
I'm glad that you answered my call
and grabbed this thread by the scruff

by Guest Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:16 am

All four one & four lines 4-all
I'm glad that you answered my call
and grabbed this thread by the scruff
I just had to be rough

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 25 Jan 2014, 1:09 am

All four one & four lines 4-all
I'm glad that you answered my call
and grabbed this thread by the scruff
I just had to be rough
After all, you're my Wonderwall

by Guest Sat 25 Jan 2014, 2:43 pm

Pick a biscuit and eat through a straw

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 25 Jan 2014, 4:31 pm

Pick a biscuit and eat through a straw
To make sure it don't get stuck in your craw

by **Galted** Mon 27 Jan 2014, 7:17 am

Pick a biscuit and eat through a straw
To make sure it don't get stuck in your craw
drink your wine with a fork

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 03 Feb 2014, 11:55 am

Pick a biscuit and eat through a straw
To make sure it don't get stuck in your craw
drink your wine with a fork
And then eat the cork

by **Pal Joey** Mon 03 Feb 2014, 12:43 pm

Pick a biscuit and eat through a straw
To make sure it don't get stuck in your craw
drink your wine with a fork
And then eat the cork
Disregarding the laughter from the Doctor's macaw

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 06 Feb 2014, 1:26 pm

Is it possible that this thread has died?

by Guest Thu 06 Feb 2014, 4:39 pm

Is it possible that this thread has died?
I thought that too and slightly cried

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 06 Feb 2014, 4:46 pm

Is it possible that this thread has died?
I thought that too and slightly cried
It would be quite a sad day

by Guest Thu 06 Feb 2014, 4:50 pm

Is it possible that this thread has died?
I thought that too and slightly cried
It would be quite a sad day
It would blow me away

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 06 Feb 2014, 4:57 pm

Is it possible that this thread has died?
I thought that too and slightly cried
It would be quite a sad day
It would blow me away
And leave me depressed and mystified.

by Guest Thu 06 Feb 2014, 5:16 pm

Let's stop moping, the show must proceed

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 06 Feb 2014, 5:29 pm

Let's stop moping, the show must proceed
Especially in this hour of need

by **Galted** Thu 06 Feb 2014, 5:38 pm

Let's stop moping, the show must proceed
Especially in this hour of need
let's rhyme about banking

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 06 Feb 2014, 5:48 pm

Let's stop moping, the show must proceed
Especially in this hour of need
let's rhyme about banking
And uptown top ranking

by Guest Thu 06 Feb 2014, 6:00 pm

Let's stop moping, the show must proceed
Especially in this hour of need
let's rhyme about banking
And uptown top ranking
On the day that Ken Barlow was freed

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