The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Tue 8 Oct - 12:40

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
By the way, I really want more sex

by **Kenny** Mon 10 Feb - 13:00

Will Dierdre welcome him back ?

by JubbaIsle Fri 28 Feb - 23:20

Will Dierdre welcome him back ?
If his foreskin is primarily slack,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 28 Feb - 23:25

Will Dierdre welcome him back ?
If his foreskin is primarily slack,
Or his nuts lack a visible sheen

by Guest Sat 1 Mar - 0:20

Will Dierdre welcome him back ?
If his foreskin is primarily slack,
Or his nuts lack a visible sheen
Can we not keep it clean?

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 1 Mar - 13:25

Will Dierdre welcome him back ?
If his foreskin is primarily slack,
Or his nuts lack a visible sheen
Can we not keep it clean?
Yes, if he washes his kn0b and his sac.

by **Pal Joey** Sat 1 Mar - 13:27

I didn't know knob gets filtered

by JubbaIsle Sat 1 Mar - 15:36

I didn't know knob gets filtered,
or separated, layered and quilted.

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 1 Mar - 15:56

I didn't know knob gets filtered,
or separated, layered and quilted
It may not, I was cautious.

by **Pal Joey** Sun 2 Mar - 6:53

I didn't know knob gets filtered,
or separated, layered and quilted
It may not, I was cautious.
and they never can force us

by **Kenny** Mon 3 Mar - 15:39

I didn't know knob gets filtered,
or separated, layered and quilted
It may not, I was cautious.
and they never can force us
to go commando like a true Scotsman when kilted

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 3 Mar - 18:16

by JubbaIsle Mon 3 Mar - 18:28

A shag in a cab is a drag,

by **Kenny** Mon 3 Mar - 23:11

A shag in a cab is a drag,
Especially with a pi$$ed up wag

by **Pal Joey** Mon 3 Mar - 23:43

A shag in a cab is a drag,
Especially with a pi$$ed up wag
or when the cabby slams on the breaks

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 4 Mar - 11:05

A shag in a cab is a drag,
Especially with a pi$$ed up wag
or when the cabby slams on the breaks
interrupting the orgasm she fakes

by **Pal Joey** Tue 4 Mar - 11:36

A shag in a cab is a drag,
Especially with a pi$$ed up wag
or when the cabby slams on the breaks
interrupting the orgasm she fakes
and your jism drenches her fag

by Guest Tue 4 Mar - 18:16

by **Kenny** Thu 6 Mar - 15:37

I'm gonna make you squeal like a little pig

by JubbaIsle Thu 6 Mar - 18:42

I'm gonna make you squeal like a little pig,
Said the mouse with a dick so big,

by **Galted** Fri 7 Mar - 12:10

I'm gonna make you squeal like a little pig,
Said the mouse with a dick so big
that it frightened off cats

by **Pal Joey** Fri 7 Mar - 12:23

I'm gonna make you squeal like a little pig,
Said the mouse with a dick so big
that it frightened off cats
but attracted blind bats

by **Galted** Fri 7 Mar - 12:33

I'm gonna make you squeal like a little pig,
Said the mouse with a dick so big
that it frightened off cats
but attracted blind bats
and was so stiff that he used it to dig

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 7 Mar - 13:43

My first car was a red Morris Minor

by **Galted** Fri 7 Mar - 13:49

My first car was a red Morris Minor
it stunk like your granny's...... eyeliner

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 7 Mar - 13:52

My first car was a red Morris Minor
it stunk like your granny's...... eyeliner
That didn't need all the dots

by **Galted** Fri 7 Mar - 14:02

My first car was a red Morris Minor
it stunk like your granny's...... eyeliner
That didn't need all the dots
just like Brits don't need Scots

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 7 Mar - 14:04

My first car was a red Morris Minor
it stunk like your granny's...... eyeliner
That didn't need all the dots
just like Brits don't need Scots
The last one I met smelt of vagina.

by **Galted** Fri 7 Mar - 14:15

Tino could just not resist

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 7 Mar - 14:18

Tino could just not resist
I'm as predictable as Oskar's list

by **Galted** Fri 7 Mar - 14:29

Tino could just not resist
I'm as predictable as Oskar's list
now try rhyming "pompous"

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 7 Mar - 14:33

Tino could just not resist
I'm as predictable as Oskar's list
now try rhyming "pompous"
I can't, I'm suffering with a bronchus

by **Galted** Fri 7 Mar - 14:39

Tino could just not resist
I'm as predictable as Oskar's list
now try rhyming "pompous"
I can't, I'm suffering with a bronchus
I'd ask michaels but he's already p1ssed

by **Kenny** Sat 8 Mar - 15:37

My fist somehow got stuck

by Guest Sat 8 Mar - 15:57

My fist somehow got stuck
On release it was covered in muck

by **Pal Joey** Sat 8 Mar - 16:35

My fist somehow got stuck
On release it was covered in muck
So the knock on the door

by **Kenny** Sat 8 Mar - 17:00

My fist somehow got stuck
On release it was covered in muck
So the knock on the door
made me sh!t on the floor

by Guest Sat 8 Mar - 17:06

My fist somehow got stuck
On release it was covered in muck
So the knock on the door
made me sh!t on the floor
Won't complain cos I dont give a f*ck!

by **Kenny** Sat 8 Mar - 23:56

by The Fourth Lion Sun 16 Mar - 21:46

There was a young man from Peru
Whose Limericks stopped at line two.

by JubbaIsle Mon 17 Mar - 0:24

There was a young man from Peru
Whose Limericks stopped at line two.
Then carried on at line three,
Because ap-par-ent-ily
He'd moved east to warm Timbuktoo.

by JubbaIsle Mon 17 Mar - 0:24

I've always walked in this way,

by **Pal Joey** Mon 17 Mar - 7:03

I've always walked in this way,
Like a giraffe skating on hay,

by Guest Sat 5 Apr - 18:54

I've always walked in this way,
Like a giraffe skating on hay,
Sometimes I just glide

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 5 Apr - 20:31

I've always walked in this way,
Like a giraffe skating on hay,
Sometimes I just glide
But I just can't decide

by Guest Sat 5 Apr - 20:33

I've always walked in this way,
Like a giraffe skating on hay,
Sometimes I just glide
But I just can't decide
If I walk like a hetro or gay!

by Shot 21 LCFC Sun 6 Apr - 14:53

Leicester City are Premier League!

by Guest Sun 6 Apr - 15:03

Leicester City are Premier League!
For one season or more? we will see

by Shot 21 LCFC Sun 6 Apr - 15:06

Leicester City are Premier League!
For one season or more? we will see
I hope its forever

by Guest Sun 6 Apr - 15:40

Leicester City are Premier League!
For one season or more? we will see
I hope its forever
Eternity? never!

by **Pal Joey** Sun 6 Apr - 16:46

Leicester City are Premier League!
For one season or more? we will see
I hope its forever
Eternity? never!
Get ready for a Midlands blitzkrieg!

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