The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Oct 2013, 12:40 pm

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
By the way, I really want more sex

by Guest Sun 06 Apr 2014, 5:19 pm

Little Sidney from Sydney ran fast

by **Pal Joey** Sun 06 Apr 2014, 5:44 pm

Little Sidney from Sydney ran fast
'Till his shoelace got caught on a mast

by Guest Sun 06 Apr 2014, 5:47 pm

Little Sidney from Sydney ran fast
'Till his shoelace got caught on a mast
In a pickle he was

by **Pal Joey** Sun 06 Apr 2014, 6:03 pm

Little Sidney from Sydney ran fast
'Till his shoelace got caught on a mast
In a pickle he was
but mainly because

by Guest Sun 06 Apr 2014, 6:05 pm

Little Sidney from Sydney ran fast
'Till his shoelace got caught on a mast
In a pickle he was
but mainly because
His wife saw him and just walked right past

by **Pal Joey** Sun 06 Apr 2014, 6:07 pm

The boatswain was having a rough time

by Guest Sun 06 Apr 2014, 6:10 pm

The boatswain was having a rough time
So he took a career in mime

by **Pal Joey** Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:49 am

The boatswain was having a rough time
So he took a career in mime
But when he toured the Deep South

by Guest Fri 11 Apr 2014, 5:00 pm

The boatswain was having a rough time
So he took a career in mime
But when he toured the Deep South
These words left his mouth:

by **Galted** Fri 11 Apr 2014, 6:18 pm

The boatswain was having a rough time
So he took a career in mime
But when he toured the Deep South
These words left his mouth:
"this don't pay so I'm turning to crime"

by Guest Fri 11 Apr 2014, 6:21 pm

With his shotgun and swag bag in hand

by **Pal Joey** Mon 14 Apr 2014, 12:18 pm

With his shotgun and swag bag in hand
He auditioned for the local jazz band

by Guest Thu 17 Apr 2014, 5:52 pm

With his shotgun and swag bag in hand
He auditioned for the local jazz band
He was decent on bass

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:20 pm

With his shotgun and swag bag in hand
He auditioned for the local jazz band
He was decent on bass
And by the look on his face

by Guest Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:51 pm

With his shotgun and swag bag in hand
He auditioned for the local jazz band
He was decent on bass
And by the look on his face
The lead singer he just couldn't stand

by Guest Sun 11 May 2014, 1:10 am

Cough, cough, cough, remember this thread?

by **Galted** Mon 12 May 2014, 10:46 am

Cough, cough, cough, remember this thread?
Freek, me old mate! I thought you were dead!

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 May 2014, 12:51 pm

Cough, cough, cough, remember this thread?
Freek, me old mate! I thought you were dead!
This used to be fun

by **Galted** Mon 12 May 2014, 12:54 pm

Cough, cough, cough, remember this thread?
Freek, me old mate! I thought you were dead!
This used to be fun
like a priest up a nun

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 May 2014, 1:29 pm

Cough, cough, cough, remember this thread?
Freek, me old mate! I thought you were dead!
This used to be fun
like a priest up a nun
I prefer to give old ladies head.

by **Galted** Mon 12 May 2014, 1:33 pm

we're still crass as a vajazzled up c*nt

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 May 2014, 1:36 pm

we're still crass as a vajazzled up c*nt
Said Galted, as he buttf*cked Steve Punt

by **Galted** Mon 12 May 2014, 1:40 pm

we're still crass as a vajazzled up c*nt
Said Galted, as he buttf*cked Steve Punt
and on a beach in Sri Lanka

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 May 2014, 1:42 pm

we're still crass as a vajazzled up c*nt
Said Galted, as he buttf*cked Steve Punt
and on a beach in Sri Lanka
Tino deep throated a w*nker

by **Pal Joey** Mon 12 May 2014, 1:44 pm

we're still crass as a vajazzled up c*nt
Said Galted, as he buttf*cked Steve Punt
and on a beach in Sri Lanka
Tino deep throated a w*nker
can I cut in like a very rude runt?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 May 2014, 1:47 pm

Linebreaker, our old antipodean chum

by **Pal Joey** Mon 12 May 2014, 1:49 pm

Linebreaker, our old antipodean chum
Hauled anchor - then looked very glum

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 May 2014, 1:51 pm

Linebreaker, our old antipodean chum
Hauled anchor - then looked very glum
He was hunched over his desk

by **Pal Joey** Mon 12 May 2014, 1:56 pm

Linebreaker, our old antipodean chum
Hauled anchor - then looked very glum
He was hunched over his desk
Still stuck on bar of the Esk

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 May 2014, 1:59 pm

Linebreaker, our old antipodean chum
Hauled anchor - then looked very glum
He was hunched over his desk
Still stuck on bar of the Esk
When David Warner took him roughly up the bum

by **Pal Joey** Mon 12 May 2014, 2:00 pm

His pubes were relatively coarse

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 May 2014, 2:01 pm

His pubes were relatively coarse
Whilst his knob was as long as a horse

by **Pal Joey** Mon 12 May 2014, 2:02 pm

His pubes were relatively coarse
Whilst his knob was as long as a horse
He was barking louder than his bite

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 May 2014, 2:03 pm

His pubes were relatively coarse
Whilst his knob was as long as a horse
He was barking louder than his bite
Always looking for a fight

by **Pal Joey** Mon 12 May 2014, 2:06 pm

His pubes were relatively coarse
Whilst his knob was as long as a horse
He was barking louder than his bite
Always looking for a fight
'cos back home that was par for the course.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 May 2014, 2:08 pm

Mitchell Johnson bowled with such pace

by **Galted** Mon 12 May 2014, 2:10 pm

Mitchell Johnson bowled with such pace
that he sprayed it all over the place

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 May 2014, 2:13 pm

Mitchell Johnson bowled with such pace
that he sprayed it all over the place
He sent Trott home. Gone mad

by **Pal Joey** Mon 12 May 2014, 2:20 pm

Mitchell Johnson bowled with such pace
that he sprayed it all over the place
He sent Trott home. Gone mad
and made Swann behave like a cad

by **Galted** Mon 12 May 2014, 2:21 pm

Mitchell Johnson bowled with such pace
that he sprayed it all over the place
He sent Trott home. Gone mad
and Swann behaved like a cad
while KP jizzed at his very own face

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 May 2014, 2:26 pm

At least the Wallabies are sh*t

by **Galted** Mon 12 May 2014, 2:30 pm

"At least the Wallabies are sh*t"
smirked Tino, the smug little git

by **Pal Joey** Mon 12 May 2014, 2:33 pm

"At least the Wallabies are sh*t"
smirked Tino, the smug little git
yes... beware of that trap

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 May 2014, 2:35 pm

"At least the Wallabies are sh*t"
smirked Tino, the smug little git
yes... beware of that trap
Or Quade will give me a slap

by **Galted** Mon 12 May 2014, 2:38 pm

"At least the Wallabies are sh*t"
smirked Tino, the smug little git
yes... beware of that trap
Or Quade will give me a slap
but he'll miss much more often than hit

by **Pal Joey** Mon 12 May 2014, 2:40 pm

"At least the Wallabies are sh*t"
smirked Tino, the smug little git
yes... beware of that trap
Or Quade will give me a slap
with his handbag... Gucci isn't it?

(yours is better Galted)

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 May 2014, 2:41 pm

Galted and Linebreaker. Don't fight?

by **Pal Joey** Mon 12 May 2014, 2:42 pm

Galted and Linebreaker. Don't fight?
Poke us with sticks and we might

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 May 2014, 2:43 pm

Galted and Linebreaker. Don't fight?
Poke us with sticks and we might
Make up sex is the best

by **Galted** Mon 12 May 2014, 2:50 pm

Galted and Linebreaker. Don't fight?
Poke us with sticks and we might
Make up sex is the best
when I wear my string vest

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