The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Oct 2013, 12:40 pm

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
By the way, I really want more sex

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 May 2014, 2:54 pm

Galted and Linebreaker. Don't fight?
Poke us with sticks and we might
Make up sex is the best
when I wear my string vest
Let's hope your bottom hole isn't tight

by **Galted** Mon 12 May 2014, 3:00 pm

no chance, I got Saviled when young

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 May 2014, 3:06 pm

no chance, I got Saviled when young
Even so, LB is particularly well hung

by **Pal Joey** Mon 12 May 2014, 3:11 pm

no chance, I got Saviled when young
Even so, LB is particularly well hung
and he doesn't use lube

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 May 2014, 3:14 pm

no chance, I got Saviled when young
Even so, LB is particularly well hung
and he doesn't use lube
But does insert a Rubik's cube

by **Galted** Mon 12 May 2014, 3:17 pm

no chance, I got Saviled when young
Even so, LB is particularly well hung
and he doesn't use lube
But does insert a Rubik's cube
which he solves with the tip of his tongue

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 13 May 2014, 8:16 am

I woke up this morning feeling stiff

by **Galted** Tue 13 May 2014, 8:32 am

I woke up this morning feeling stiff
and gave my wife's flaps a quick sniff

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 13 May 2014, 8:33 am

I woke up this morning feeling stiff
and gave my wife's flaps a quick sniff
I smelt Tino's spunk

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 13 May 2014, 8:35 am

I woke up this morning feeling stiff
and gave my wife's flaps a quick sniff
I smelt Tino's spunk
In your face, ya punk!

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 13 May 2014, 8:36 am

I woke up this morning feeling stiff
and gave my wife's flaps a quick sniff
I smelt Tino's spunk
In your face, ya punk!
And in Cameron Diaz's quiff

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 13 May 2014, 8:36 am

Julius can still get it up

by **Galted** Tue 13 May 2014, 9:03 am

Julius can still get it up
though he sleeps with his teeth in a cup

by **superflyweight** Tue 13 May 2014, 9:05 am

Julius can still get it up
though he sleeps with his teeth in a cup
He plays tennis in whites

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 13 May 2014, 9:06 am

Julius can still get it up
though he sleeps with his teeth in a cup
He plays tennis in whites
that get stained when he sh!tes

by **superflyweight** Tue 13 May 2014, 9:11 am

Pubes

by **Galted** Tue 13 May 2014, 9:11 am

Julius can still get it up
though he sleeps with his teeth in a cup
He plays tennis in whites
that get stained when he sh!tes
and he'd quite like to face-f*ck Miles Jupp

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 13 May 2014, 9:13 am

(that was very good, Galted).

Superflyweight wants to die

by **Galted** Tue 13 May 2014, 9:22 am

Superflyweight wants to die
he bought poison he hopes to deep-fry

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 13 May 2014, 9:32 am

Superflyweight wants to die
he bought poison he hopes to deep-fry
He's from north of the wall

by **Galted** Tue 13 May 2014, 9:36 am

Superflyweight wants to die
he bought poison he hopes to deep-fry
He's from north of the wall
loves a p1ssed-up street brawl

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 13 May 2014, 9:39 am

Superflyweight wants to die
he bought poison he hopes to deep-fry
He's from north of the wall
loves a p1ssed-up street brawl
Although Watership Down still makes him cry

by **Galted** Tue 13 May 2014, 9:42 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Superflyweight wants to die
he bought poison he hopes to deep-fry
He's from north of the wall
loves a p1ssed-up street brawl
Although Watership Down still makes him cry

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 19 May 2014, 9:04 am

Fight on for the limerick split post

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 19 May 2014, 9:08 am

Fight on for the limerick split post
If you say that quickly, it sounds like spit roast

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 19 May 2014, 9:10 am

Fight on for the limerick split post
If you say that quickly, it sounds like spit roast
Only if your mind is pure filth

by **Galted** Mon 19 May 2014, 9:23 am

Fight on for the limerick split post
If you say that quickly, it sounds like spit roast
Only if your mind is pure filth
cheers, Rick - that leaves "tilth"

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 19 May 2014, 9:33 am

Fight on for the limerick split post
If you say that quickly, it sounds like spit roast
Only if your mind is pure filth
cheers, Rick - that leaves "tilth"
Otherwise we'd have to give up the ghost.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 19 May 2014, 9:35 am

That Rhyme was dragged from the brink

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 19 May 2014, 9:37 am

That Rhyme was dragged from the brink
I'm northern, I once p*ssed in my sink

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 19 May 2014, 9:38 am

That Rhyme was dragged from the brink
I'm northern, I once p*ssed in my sink
I also did this

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 19 May 2014, 9:44 am

That Rhyme was dragged from the brink
I'm northern, I once p*ssed in my sink
I also did this
Followed by a French kiss

by **Pal Joey** Mon 19 May 2014, 9:46 am

That Rhyme was dragged from the brink
I'm northern, I once p*ssed in my sink
I also did this
Followed by a French kiss
After 96 days in the clink

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 12:16 pm

This thread needs to be resurrected

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 1:52 pm

This thread needs to be resurrected
And scientifically opened and dissected

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 15 Jul 2014, 2:07 pm

This thread needs to be resurrected
And scientifically opened and dissected
It will soon end up in smut

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 2:13 pm

This thread needs to be resurrected
And scientifically opened and dissected
It will soon end up in smut
Of hampton jokes there'll be a glut

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 15 Jul 2014, 2:19 pm

This thread needs to be resurrected
And scientifically opened and dissected
It will soon end up in smut
Of hampton jokes there'll be a glut
Although Julius may well be erected

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 2:55 pm

Tino has michaelsed the thread

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 15 Jul 2014, 2:59 pm

Tino has michaelsed the thread
I've been busy giving Winona some head

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 7:33 pm

Tino has michaelsed the thread
I've been busy giving Winona some head-
lice, I'm afraid

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 16 Jul 2014, 6:58 am

Tino has michaelsed the thread
I've been busy giving Winona some head-
lice, I'm afraid
Now her bits must be shaved

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:12 am

Tino has michaelsed the thread
I've been busy giving Winona some head-
lice, I'm afraid
Now her bits must be shaved
She still like me more than Galted.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:04 am

That last line sounded like Yoda

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:16 am

That last line sounded like Yoda
I am drunk on vodka and soda

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:28 am

That last line sounded like Yoda
I am drunk on vodka and soda
That sounds too working class

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:33 am

That last line sounded like Yoda
I am drunk on vodka and soda
That sounds too working class
Ok, I've smoked too much grass

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:35 am

That last line sounded like Yoda
I am drunk on vodka and soda
That sounds too working class
Ok, I've smoked too much grass
Now I will sleep on the hired helps shoulder

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:36 am

Dagless slept in The View

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:43 am

Dagless slept in The View
If only this was not true...

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