606v2 Gathering

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I know this pops up every now and again, but seriously, when the hell is this happening?

Its as frustrating as watching Floyd vs Pacman negotiations!

Lets get it done.....few beers, night out somewhere.

I don't know.

Mods, everyone, thoughts?

Rowley wrote:I'm not going to London. Only go grudgingly for work and I have no choice in that.

Come to Luton, won't seem so bad the next time you go to the capital.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Rowley wrote:I'm not going to London. Only go grudgingly for work and I have no choice in that.

Come to Luton, won't seem so bad the next time you go to the capital.

Is that not the home of the EDL? Am sure we will get on like a house on fire.

Rowley wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Rowley wrote:I'm not going to London. Only go grudgingly for work and I have no choice in that.

Come to Luton, won't seem so bad the next time you go to the capital.

Is that not the home of the EDL? Am sure we will get on like a house on fire.

Why do you think I invited you you border agency Bar Steward?! Thought you'd feel right at home.

For the 3000th time Shah I do not work for the border agency!

Rowley wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Rowley wrote:I'm not going to London. Only go grudgingly for work and I have no choice in that.

Come to Luton, won't seem so bad the next time you go to the capital.

Is that not the home of the EDL? Am sure we will get on like a house on fire.

Speaking of fire, why not come to Belfast next July. The whole city is engulfed in it by that point.

Rowley wrote:For the 3000th time Shah I do not work for the border agency!

you work for someone who works for the border agency - not even the courage of your convictions - racism by proxy

That said wifes ILR arrived last week mate with her documents - 4 months late and they've lost her provisional license

azania wrote:God almighty,  the numbers of hand wringing liberals here us ridiculous.  We may as well watch songs of praise instead of boxing.

Spot on Az, its getting more like the Guardian newspaper comments section with all these easily offended souls.

i can go but my face will be pixilated for reason of national secuity...

hope this is not a problem?

I have a pm for you onetwo......

If reading the tabloid press has taught me nothing else (and it hasn't), it's that personally meeting up with people you've met through the internet will result in you being the victim of cannibalism, paedophilia, or theft of your life savings.

With some of you lot I could see all three happening so I'm out.

superflyweight wrote:If reading the tabloid press has taught me nothing else (and it hasn't), it's that personally meeting up with people you've met through the internet will result in you being the victim of cannibalism, paedophilia, or theft of your life savings.

With some of you lot I could see all three happening so I'm out.  

 

Surely it's also taught you that there are lots of teenage girls called danni in this country who have disproportionately large breasts?

Can I come? I'll be good...

milkyboy wrote:

superflyweight wrote:If reading the tabloid press has taught me nothing else (and it hasn't), it's that personally meeting up with people you've met through the internet will result in you being the victim of cannibalism, paedophilia, or theft of your life savings.

With some of you lot I could see all three happening so I'm out.  

 

Surely it's also taught you that there are lots of teenage girls called danni in this country who have disproportionately large breasts?

They can never be too big.

He didn't say they were too big - just disproportionate. Truss' mammaries are too big but are perfectly proportionate to his thick head.

 

superflyweight wrote:He didn't say they were too big - just disproportionate.  Truss' mammaries are too big but are perfectly proportionate to his thick head.  

Can always rely on a Scot for a breast joke.

Can't say I'm too tempted. In amongst all the nice, interesting, and funny people that post here there's also a good helping of complete weirdos

Boxtthis wrote:Can't say I'm too tempted. In amongst all the nice, interesting, and funny people that post here there's also a good helping of complete weirdos

You and superfly could have one for our members north of the border. May only be the two of you but you can't have everything.

I wonder if Az will be able to get a day release pass from his mental institution to attend the gathering?  

We could have a Yorkshire gathering, best of 3 falls to determine who gets the 1st round in.

Cheers Rodders

Do you really want to meet Dave Rodders?

Rowley wrote:

Boxtthis wrote:Can't say I'm too tempted. In amongst all the nice, interesting, and funny people that post here there's also a good helping of complete weirdos

You and superfly could have one for our members north of the border. May only be the two of you but you can't have everything.

They are the only two who seem worried about weirdo's. Would they be worried about each other? Or themselves.

I'm reading too much into that aren't I.

Rowley wrote:Do you really want to meet Dave Rodders?

South Yorkshire and North Yorkshire separate meets. So you get Dave, rowley, at the metal gig of your choice. Just leaves rodders, spencer and myself that I can think of for a more sedate evening.

Rodders and spencer are now thinking that metal gig doesn't sound so bad

milkyboy wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Boxtthis wrote:Can't say I'm too tempted. In amongst all the nice, interesting, and funny people that post here there's also a good helping of complete weirdos

You and superfly could have one for our members north of the border. May only be the two of you but you can't have everything.

They are the only two who seem worried about weirdo's. Would they be worried about each other? Or themselves.

I'm reading too much into that aren't I.

Worried is certainly the wrong word, but I certainly have no desire to meet some of the nutters on here in real life.

As long as i don't have to listen to he's IPod !

On a sidenote Jeff, been meaning to ask did you get to see Evander ? I managed to see him in Gateshead, I was doing some work up there. I thought he come across really well, the compare was a complete tool mind, kept interrupting with terrible questions.

Cheers Rodders

I did Rodders, agree he come across well, was a lot more lucid than I expected. The night was not too well organised though. Spent way too long on the auction for over priced stuff nobody wanted. Was no Q&A or opportunity to get things signed which was a disappointment.

Yeah experienced the same format Jeff , the auctioning was tedious, they should've gave Evander the mic for full hour and a half and let him speak as you mentioned very lucid, articulate and seemed at ease speaking.

Instead we were interrupted by a Geordie compare half way through a story, complete clown.

Cheers Rodders

Annoys me at these dos when you cannot get stuff signed. That is half the reason for going. Went to one with Leonard some time ago and he was more than happy to sign stuff. Just went in a room at the end of the do and signed anything people had at a tenner a pop, was only in there half an hour but must have made a fortune which is surely the idea for them.

I received an email on the day saying Holyfield wouldn't be signing anything unless you paid for VIP (my groupon voucher didn't include this)

As you mentioned must turning down a small fortune, we were also promised Danny Williams beforehand who didn't turn up.

Cheers Rodders

OK I'm coming and the girl I'm bringing is NOT prostitute. Do you all acknowledge this? Also, due to inevitable speculation, my biceps and hair are definitely real. Please do not challenge my integrity.

I'm not feeling the love  

LJ loves me   

John Bloody Wayne wrote:OK I'm coming and the girl I'm bringing is NOT prostitute. Do you all acknowledge this? Also, due to inevitable speculation, my biceps and hair are definitely real. Please do not challenge my integrity.

To be honest mate, hairy biceps sound like a bit of a turn off. Did you have to pay extra for a prostitute sorry female companion without an aversion to excess body hair in weirdly inappropriate places.......can I have her number?

Rodney wrote:I received an email on the day saying Holyfield wouldn't be signing anything unless you paid for VIP (my groupon voucher didn't include this)

As you mentioned must turning down a small fortune, we were also promised Danny Williams beforehand who didn't turn up.

Cheers Rodders

Haha sounds about right.

DAVE667 wrote:

John Bloody Wayne wrote:OK I'm coming and the girl I'm bringing is NOT prostitute. Do you all acknowledge this? Also, due to inevitable speculation, my biceps and hair are definitely real. Please do not challenge my integrity.

To be honest mate, hairy biceps sound like a bit of a turn off. Did you have to pay extra for a prostitute sorry female companion without an aversion to excess body hair in weirdly inappropriate places.......can I have her number?

Challenges to my integrity shall be met with contempt. DAVE667 is now on my "foe" list.

Be wary, my remaining friends, or you too shall lose my affection.

John Bloody Wayne wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

John Bloody Wayne wrote:OK I'm coming and the girl I'm bringing is NOT prostitute. Do you all acknowledge this? Also, due to inevitable speculation, my biceps and hair are definitely real. Please do not challenge my integrity.

To be honest mate, hairy biceps sound like a bit of a turn off. Did you have to pay extra for a prostitute sorry female companion without an aversion to excess body hair in weirdly inappropriate places.......can I have her number?

Challenges to my integrity shall be met with contempt. DAVE667 is now on my "foe" list.

Be wary, my remaining friends, or you too shall lose my affection.

Bulging biceps and real hair that looks fake?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BROWqjuTM0g This has to be made for you.

superflyweight wrote:He didn't say they were too big - just disproportionate.  Truss' mammaries are too big but are perfectly proportionate to his thick head.  

I wouldn't say they are perfectly proportionate ..but I wouldn't argue with the rest.. 

Once the venue and date has been arranged please let me know, could be the one chance to wipe everyone else here out in one strike leaving me behind to start threads on Strictly without complaint.

I may also become the most knowledgeable poster on the boxing forum, at least until D4 and winchester come back anyway.

milkyboy wrote:

superflyweight wrote:If reading the tabloid press has taught me nothing else (and it hasn't), it's that personally meeting up with people you've met through the internet will result in you being the victim of cannibalism, paedophilia, or theft of your life savings.

With some of you lot I could see all three happening so I'm out.  

 

Surely it's also taught you that there are lots of teenage girls called danni in this country who have disproportionately large breasts?

Milky I laughed so much reading this. A couple of years ago I had a 19 year old girlfriend called dani and she in deed have quite a large chest!

spencerclarke wrote:

milkyboy wrote:

superflyweight wrote:If reading the tabloid press has taught me nothing else (and it hasn't), it's that personally meeting up with people you've met through the internet will result in you being the victim of cannibalism, paedophilia, or theft of your life savings.

With some of you lot I could see all three happening so I'm out.  

 

Surely it's also taught you that there are lots of teenage girls called danni in this country who have disproportionately large breasts?

Milky I laughed so much reading this. A couple of years ago I had a 19 year old girlfriend called dani and she in deed have quite a large chest!

Until we have seen the naked photos as proof (her, not you!) then we have to think this is a lie and Danny was a boy whom you admired from afar.

Haha will have to leave you with that thought then and I'll keep the photos to myself :-D

Good on you spence. At my age, the drunken nights, one night stands, girlfriends of the past all fade a little in the memory banks....

... But you never forget a good brumski;)

milkyboy wrote:Good on you spence. At my age, the drunken nights, one night stands, girlfriends of the past all fade a little in the memory banks....

How old are you then?

I'm oldish but can remember my one night stand with Milky's wife vividly..

Nine months before his kid was born If my memory serves correctly..

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:I'm oldish but can remember my one night stand with Milky's wife vividly..

Nine months before his kid was born If my memory serves correctly..

Milky you've gone up in my estimation...bringing a child that isn't yours that also suffers with weight issues and severe mental impairment.  

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:I'm oldish but can remember my one night stand with Milky's wife vividly..

Nine months before his kid was born If my memory serves correctly..

This is actually a true story.

I told you ..........you could watch from the wardrobe If you didn't tell anybody!! 

DAVE667 wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:I'm oldish but can remember my one night stand with Milky's wife vividly..

Nine months before his kid was born If my memory serves correctly..

Milky you've gone up in my estimation...bringing a child that isn't yours that also suffers with weight issues and severe mental impairment.  

That's the least of it Dave. When you're as handsome as me, having a child so damn ugly is plain embarrassing.

Steffan wrote:

milkyboy wrote:Good on you spence. At my age, the drunken nights, one night stands, girlfriends of the past all fade a little in the memory banks....

How old are you then?

Mid 40's Steff, old enough for all the above to be true. The past is a foreign country but a brumski is always a brumski... as someone once never said