Euro Division LXVIII

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The Enrique & J from 5ive League

FC WHU Do You Think You Are - Gregers
Bilbao - Afro
Would you dance, if Ajax you to dance? - Sodhat
Southampton FC - Marky
PSV - CF
Sport Club Corinthians Paulista - Nando                                                                              
Lille - Trebs

Glad t'be bach - Hero

FC Basel - Viva

FC ZwagAtletico - Zinedine_Ze_Zebra

The Nodge - Olly

Fool 'em FC - Azzy

Bernard can leave for 17m, Bentekkers can leave for 20m.

http://www1.skysports.com/news/12040/8836876/

Oh right, i will have a think about if i want to buy any of those players Gregers, thanks.

Let me know asap Milky, trying to raise a quick 2 million for a tp before his value spikes up!

I am too surprisingly enough, wonder if it's the same?

Depends... did your target play in the champions league tonight?

May have done...

Well mine did...

If anyone signs Joey O'Brien off you Gregers I'm going straight to the police because the streets are not safe until that lunatic is under lock and key.

Why not release people to make your 2m

Worth trying to sell first, think vaz te and o Brien are heading to releases though

I shall step forth and take the living myth that is Joey O'Brien off your hands

2 million and he's yours olly...

I'll just wait for him to be released then lol

You do get to feel good that you've allowed me to sign someone (who admittedly will be a dissapointment given how I've tried to get him in!)

PM me dude I got no monies anyways, I gives you my opinion on this amazeballs playa

Pmd

Good morning, how is everyone on this beautiful morning. Be grateful we have eyes to see the beauty of the world.

You blatantly got laid last night Viva.

I'm good thanks Viva, yourself?

By the way sorry I didn't reply to you the other day about our match. I'm happy to do the 2 sets of tactics (it's on my agenda for tonight) and the injuries will be the same for both games I think Afro said it earlier this week.

Tactics sent, back to the work I am paid to do....

sodhat wrote:You blatantly got laid last night Viva.

Or hes just high

sodhat wrote:You blatantly got laid last night Viva.

Well Birmingham is full of attractive gay men

Damn Benfica let me down last night for 400+ squids!!

Where would you keep all those squids? They'd bloody stink too.

Giant squid freak me out.

He'd never be short of ink. In fact, he could turn it into an enterprise

sodhat wrote:Where would you keep all those squids? They'd bloody stink too.

Giant squid freak me out.

In a giant tank of course. Then one by one if make them predict football scores like the famous Paul, thos who predicted wrong would be sold to the chinese takeaway, those who were correct would progress to the next round. Eventually one squid would prevail, I would name him Paul II & call The Sun to run a story on him.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

sodhat wrote:Where would you keep all those squids? They'd bloody stink too.

Giant squid freak me out.

In a giant tank of course. Then one by one if make them predict football scores like the famous Paul, thos who predicted wrong would be sold to the chinese takeaway, those who were correct would progress to the next round. Eventually one squid would prevail, I would name him Paul II & call The Sun to run a story on him.

You've been associating with Viva for too long. That is a bit too well thought through

No-one asking how I know about the gay men of Birmingham, how disappointing. There must be a coffee shortage.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:No-one asking how I know about the gay men of Birmingham, how disappointing. There must be a coffee shortage.

Or we've already assumed the answer.

Or even more likely, it's no surprise to us that you know about the gay men of Birmingham

Can't a person be happy just for being alive, take some time out of your busy life's and appreciate the wonders of life. Maybe I got laid maybe I am high of drugs (I've been clean for  3 weeks now and I have a spliff rolled up that I haven't touched) 

Azzy yes there is loads of attractive gay men in China Town and you get these cross dressers/trannys I was taking pictures with and they told me they're going to post them on their website hahaha.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
Azzy yes there is loads of attractive gay men in China Town and you get these cross dressers/trannys I was taking pictures with and they told me they're going to post them on their website hahaha.

So in an area of cross dressers and trannys, you were considered the photo opportunity.

I'm not sure what that implies tbh

Haha no when I say I was taking pictures I was photo bombing them while holding a big coke bottle from a wedding I crashed earlier.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Can't a person be happy just for being alive, take some time out of your busy life's and appreciate the wonders of life. Maybe I got laid maybe I am high of drugs (I've been clean for  3 weeks now and I have a spliff rolled up that I haven't touched) 

So which is it?

Viva is a wedding crasher, thank God I wasn't posting on here in 2009.

I was near there when I was assailed by a large group of men thinking I was Alan Carr and wanting photos of me with their tattooed bottoms.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:China Town

Viva, you been to Big Wok? (Its a restaurant before anyone makes it into something dutty.)

It's vulgar to go around trumpeting the size of your wok.

fro I got no tacticos from y'all

True story, my son was reading a school book on Monday that said 'Biff put the wok on top of the box', but he read it "Biff put the c0ck on top of the box". I was laughing so hard, the poor kid was doing really well too

I have to write a spec for pest control services.

Do you reckon I can refuse on ethical grounds? Poor mice just want a dinner.

maybe soddy, try & find out

I'll get some "Save the Mice" t-shirts printed

Get a picture of Stuart Little on them, that will win people over!

Azzy why did you crash weddings as well?  

I have been big wok Nick. 

They still do Biff and Chip books?  I used to read them too. The best biff and chip books are at primary school level when they have a magic key which takes them on magical journeys.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Azzy why did you crash weddings as well?  

I have been big wok Nick. 

They still do Biff and Chip books?  I used to read them too. The best biff and chip books are at primary school level when they have a magic key which takes them on magical journeys.

Sounds like one long winded way of advertising drugs to the young.

You didn't read Biff and Chip, Soddy?  

Thinking about it now it does seem the author was on drugs while writing the book,  they went on journeys where they met Giants and Dragons and in one of the books the dog Floppy (looks like a very thin Labrador)  could talk.

Never read them I don't think.

The only book I can remember from school is one called The Discontented Pig, about a pig that was a bit unhappy.

It turned out fine though, he went back and rolled in some sh!t and he was ok.

Guys can you stop ruining Biff and Chip for me? We're only just starting out on the books with words, never mind adventures

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Guys can you stop ruining Biff and Chip for me? We're only just starting out on the books with words, never mind adventures

Well you're only 31 Azzy. Wait a couple more years and you might be able to read books with no pictures.

Why would I want to do that

I'm actually writing a book. I just passed the 50k word barrier, they say the next 50k write themselves. I'm not so sure about that