Euro Division LXIX

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The Enrique & J from 5ive League
 
FC WHU Do You Think You Are - Gregers
 
Bilbao - Afro
 
Would you dance, if Ajax you to dance? - Sodhat
 
Southampton FC - Marky
 
PSV - Holymik
 
Sport Club Corinthians Paulista - Nando                                                                              
 
Lille - Trebs
 
Glad t'be bach - Hero
 
FC Basel - Viva
 
FC ZwagAtletico - Zinedine_Ze_Zebra
 
The Nodge - Olly
 
Fool 'em FC - Tranq

Go one then Marky. Tell us the league has ended

It's really quite today. 

Who else likes Miley Cyrus song We Won't Stop? There's a Bastille version to the song which they absolutely killed. 

Red cups and sweaty bodies everywhere.

You listen to Miley Cyrus Viva?

I don't listen to her, a friend showed me the Bastille version which is brilliant so I then played her version and it grew on me.  Not a fan of her but I do like that song. 

Go on YouTube an type "We can't stop Bastille version"

I like Miley Cyrus. Wrecking Ball is a brilliant tune.

We Can't Stop is alright but not great.

Coffee pie and chips for 3 quid

onlytreblewinners wrote:I like Miley Cyrus. Wrecking Ball is a brilliant tune.

We Can't Stop is alright but not great.

Wrecking Ball is the better song but it's too much of a sad song for me to listen to. We can't stop is about doing drugs and having fun.

I'm actually disappointed in Olly abandoning his beloved Naarwich for a bigger club.

He's no better than Paul Lambert.

GSC wrote:Coffee pie and chips for 3 quid

Not sure I fancy coffee pie. Never going to be as good as chicken and mushroom

Afro wrote:

GSC wrote:Coffee pie and chips for 3 quid

Not sure I fancy coffee pie. Never going to be as good as chicken and mushroom

Erm...  Afro sorry to disturb you but he meant Coffee, Pie and Chips that's three different items. Not a pie made out of Coffee that would be ridiculous and only a silly billy would think of that not a smart clever man like yourself.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Afro wrote:

GSC wrote:Coffee pie and chips for 3 quid

Not sure I fancy coffee pie. Never going to be as good as chicken and mushroom

Erm...  Afro sorry to disturb you but he meant Coffee, Pie and Chips that's three different items. Not a pie made out of Coffee that would be ridiculous and only a silly billy would think of that not a smart clever man like yourself.

How do you know what he meant Viva?

Let GSC speak for himself after he's finished his coffee pie.

I am crediting GSC as he is a clever man.

There was no comma between coffee and pie, so only someone ignorant of grammar would assume it was coffee and pie as that is not what was written.

I've just remembered the greatest hallowe'en ever!

I was like 13 and I was off school and I played LMA Manager 2001 all day. Obviously with the cheat that gave me £500m to spend. I remember signing Rivaldo from Barcelona.

There was also a cheat that would make all of your players supremely good and I did that with Milwall in Division 2. I won all but one game which goes to show anything can happen in football.

GSC is very smart but we all make mistakes and because we're using a forum grammar is hardly the priority.

But looking at the price he paid, there is no way you're getting a coffee, a pie, and chips for £3. Not these days, no sir.

He must be eating a coffee pie with chips. Coffee pie has to be at least £2 and that is cheap.

You have to remember that this is not London, it's the Midlands and if you look around you can pick up a 3 course meal for under a fiver.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:GSC is very smart but we all make mistakes and because we're using a forum grammar is hardly the priority.

I like how you used your own sentance to prove your point

Well how much do you normally pay for a coffee pie up there?

I spend at least £4 on a small lunch consisting of a baguette, crisps and a drink. Coffee pie would set me back a small fortune.

Afro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:GSC is very smart but we all make mistakes and because we're using a forum grammar is hardly the priority.

I like how you used your own sentance to prove your point

I had to show an example and I'm glad you picked it up.

Baguette crisp and drink does cost around £4. Coffee pie would cost 2.50

VivaPaulScholes wrote:You have to remember that this is not London, it's the Midlands and if you look around you can pick up a 3 course meal for under a fiver.

Not sure where your eating but I know I cant pick up a 3 course meal for under a fiver in a nice restaurant.

I think Viva means a 3 course Mcdonalds for under a fiver.

Soddy wrote:I spend at least £4 on a small lunch consisting of a baguette, crisps and a drink.

Same ish. Most nice eating establishments will charge around that for the same stuff, cant say about the portion size though.

Nick where did I say nice and where did I say resturant?

Sorry for asking a silly question . I've just lost my Barclays debit card, I've phoned them up and cancelled it. My question is my sort code and account number is on the card and my three digit number on the back. Can someone pick up that card and use it for online shopping or something?

Not if you've cancelled it mate.

It will have your account details but they are useless for online shopping. They'd need the 16 digit card number and your security code.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Nick where did I say nice and where did I say resturant?

You didnt, I did as the term/phrase/saying "3 course meal" isnt really related with Cafe food.

Viva wrote:My question is my sort code and account number is on the card and my three digit number on the back. Can someone pick up that card and use it for online shopping or something?

Yep!!!
Nah chill bro, you've cancelled it so no transactions will go though on it.
Sort code & account number remain the same but the security code (last 3 on the back) will change each card you have. All you have to do is wait till they send you a new one, if there anything like HSBC the will take forever doing it.
I waited 3 weeks (with calling them to see where my new card was) then they sent 2 though within 3 days of each other so I didnt know which to activate so then the cancelled both & I had to wait another 2 weeks.
Not having a cash card for 5 weeks was savage. Id be out in the pub & run out of money so id transfer it to a mate & he would take it out for me  

Cheers Soddy.

A couple of months ago I lost two cards in a week. Halifax must have thought I was running a scam of some kind...

Majorly irritating when you can't access your own money easily. I had to go in branch with a drivers licence and a pay slip to prove I was me before they'd give me my dollars.

That must have been hard Nick 5 weeks without a card.  I should be getting mine on Monday.  I had a good weekend planned.

An I was going to get my Puma suedes on weekend.  LIFE SUX

sodhat wrote:Majorly irritating when you can't access your own money easily. I had to go in branch with a drivers licence and a pay slip to prove I was me before they'd give me my dollars.

I had to do that too so I had cash for the week.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:That must have been hard Nick 5 weeks without a card. I should be getting mine on Monday. I had a good weekend planned.

It was pal. Until you cant use a ATM or pay on card you dont realise how awkward it is. Like Soddy said, its annoying.
Say it was sunday, id have no cash on me but mates calls up to go out & watch the footie, banks closed so id have to get money off the mrs or mate & then transfer it. The amount of my mates accounts I have saved on my online banking is quite long.

West Ham Halloween XI (Not my work)

Jussi Mask-eleinen

Marc Grim Rieper
Jon Spectre
Razvan Bat
James Coffins

Marco Boo-gers
Trevor Spooking
Alou-ween Diarra
Dylan Zombides

Carlton Ghoul
Mladen Pet-witch

Manager: Billy Bones

Coffee pie was great

Though it was chicken and mushroom really

Ones I can think of on top of those...

Marc Heller
John Moncursed
Sammassi Aboo


I am off to think more.

Bobby Gore

Nice.

Geoff Cursed would have been better than Moncursed.

Jimmy Grieves? Jack Kill-ison? John Vile? Doing anything for you?

Tim Shrieker
James Pumpkins

Have updated the top goalscorers list. Based on the amount of quality players entering the league so late this season, next season's will look nothing like this;

Final Standings

Lukaku - 10

Aubameyang, Drogba, Mandzukic - 8

Benteke - 7

Neymar - 6

L. De Jong, Muriel - 5

Cassano, Lambert, Milito, Mirallas, Remy - 4

Bernard, Defoe, Eriksen, Giroud, Navas, Prieto, Ramsey, van Wolfswinkel, Villa - 3

Ben Arfa, Bony, Carroll, S De Jong, Di Natale, Guerrero, Herrera, Lampard, Muniain, Strellar, Thauvin, Tevez, Townsend - 2

Agbonlahor, Barkley, Berbatov, Coutinho, Fischer, Florenzi, Fred, Grosskreutz, Hooper, Iraola, Klose, Lallana, I Martinez, Matavz, Morrison, Pedro, Pjanic, Quagliarella, Redmond, Robben, Ruiz, Sam, Schurrle, Strootman, Sturridge, Taarabt, Totti, Xavi - 1

Iraola was the only defender to score a goal last season.

Is Inigo Martinez not a defender no more Trebs?!



On another note this is magnificent

Question: TP bids reset each Friday yes? So you get 2 bids per week which go from Thursday to Thursday?

Resets on a Tuesday

Cheers Trebs. So basically if I wanted I can make 2 TP's now/tomorrow then on Tuesday BOOM my 2 a week are back.
When are EoS laywers up? tomorrow?

Good morning all,

How is everyone today?

Im good Milky, hows you?
Friday, getting a egg & bacon sarnie in looking forward to 4:30 when I can bugger off to the pub!

I'm glad that you are good and I am good also thank you.

Whilst reading your message I walked past a hot food and drink van and I'm pretty sure that I smelt Bacon, it was a nice smell

Morning 

Wow Miky you my rival Andy (Former manager)  as the nicest guy ever on these games. 

Yo Nadeem are you around bro?  I'm coming down your ends tomorrow, have some fit girls for me please.

Bacon cooking is always a good smell. My sister is a veg but she loves the smell of cooking bacon lol.

I personally think that the smell of bacon is amazing and thank you Viva.

I bet it doesn't smell so good when it's come out my ass

ZZZ wouldn't care he likes bum bacon