Euro Division LXIX

by **Afro** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 12:52 pm

First topic message reminder :

606V2 EURODivision

Announcements

New Rules - the deadline for accepting lawyers offers is midday the Monday after they are posted up.

The new TP week will run from 12pm Tuesday to 11.59am the following Tuesday. Therefore your allowance of 2 TPs per week will reset at midday each Tuesday

This is also the point at which Season 1 lawyer sales will be eligible for TPs

Season 2 Starts this week
Tactics due by 11.59pm on Thursday 14th November

Tactics are sent to Olly

Votes are sent to Marky. Votes must be in by 11:59pm on Monday of the appropriate gameweek.

The Enrique & J from 5ive League

FC WHU Do You Think You Are - Gregers

Tactics

Bilbao - Afro

Injuries

Would you dance, if Ajax you to dance? - Sodhat

Lawyers

Southampton FC - Marky

Fixtures

PSV - Holymik

Table

Sport Club Corinthians Paulista - Nando

Top Scorers

Lille - Trebs

Glad t'be bach - Hero

FC Basel - Viva

FC ZwagAtletico - Zinedine_Ze_Zebra

The Nodge - Olly

Fool 'em FC - Tranq

by **Afro** Tue 05 Nov 2013, 9:44 am

sodhat wrote:You know what I miss? Ridiculously loud goalkeepers jerseys. Like Seaman at Euro 96, or West Ham's purple one from 1998. Now they are all boring single colour things.

All I have to say is Jorge Campos

by sodhat Tue 05 Nov 2013, 9:49 am

How off-putting must that have been to the opposition strikers?

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 05 Nov 2013, 9:50 am

Jorge Campos

That was that stripy/wavy line multi-coloured one yeah?

by **Afro** Tue 05 Nov 2013, 9:51 am

It was like one of those magic eye pictures.

I think if you squinted and put your eyes out of focus, Campos changed to looking like Yashin or Banks, making you think you had a much better keeper to beat

by sodhat Tue 05 Nov 2013, 9:52 am

You don't have to be good when you're dressed like that. It's psychology, the striker gets dazzled and fires the ball miles over the top.

by FIFA Diva Tue 05 Nov 2013, 9:52 am

Morning, Nick if I sign up with sky, paddy power etc will they give me a free bet?

Miky it's really good, my favourite song at the moment is Headlight with that singer from Fun.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 05 Nov 2013, 9:56 am

GSC why you trying to ride a bike on the train

by **Afro** Tue 05 Nov 2013, 9:57 am

sodhat wrote:You don't have to be good when you're dressed like that. It's psychology, the striker gets dazzled and fires the ball miles over the top.

I think that's what Jelavic has then. Campositis. Where he thinks he is facing Jorge Campos every game

by sodhat Tue 05 Nov 2013, 9:59 am

I think Jelavic has "notasgoodasyourfirstseasonmadeyoulook-itis"

Known sufferers include:
Jon Stead
Papiss Cisse
Emile Heskey
Michael Ricketts

by GSC Tue 05 Nov 2013, 10:03 am

Because I have.to bike from the train.station

by sodhat Tue 05 Nov 2013, 10:07 am

You're definitely allowed bikes on my trains GSC. People have them all the time in their designated zones. Maybe you can get one of those fold up ones to take less space?

Don't get a micro scooter though. Don't be that guy. That guy that is 34 and riding a micro scooter down Fleet Street listening to music with his Dre Beats.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 05 Nov 2013, 10:23 am

Viva wrote:Morning, Nick if I sign up with sky, paddy power etc will they give me a free bet?

Dude, most online bookies will give free bets on signing up. Thing like Deposit £10 & bet that on one bet & they will match it with a free bet.
SkyBet have "Free Bet Club" where you have to bet £5 on an accumulator of odds of 5/1 or more every week they give you £5 free bet.
Let me see if I can Refer a Friend, might get more sign up stuff then too.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 05 Nov 2013, 10:28 am

GSC wrote:Because I have.to bike from the train.station

Appears you'll be walking now Whistle

I made a lot of money on Chicago last night in play when Rodgers went down

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 05 Nov 2013, 11:30 am

I say OLLY OLLY OLLY .......

by **Afro** Tue 05 Nov 2013, 11:35 am

Anyone seen much of Aymeric Laporte this season. Was wondering if his ratings are growing with his performances.

At the start of season 1, I had him down as one with potential, but probably a lawyers sale if an offer came in. Making Bilbao's starting XI and playing well this season, I now have him as one to keep who may force his way into my side.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 05 Nov 2013, 11:44 am

I haven't seen actual match time of him Fro but I do know hes been a regular starter.

OI OI OI

Are lawyers this afternoon or evening? Cant remember when Trebs said.

by Trebs Tue 05 Nov 2013, 11:54 am

I will be doing them late tonight, going out for the fireworks.

by sodhat Tue 05 Nov 2013, 11:56 am

Oh yeah, I forgot it was Guy Fawkes night.

"The only man to ever enter Parliament with honest intentions" nyuk nyuk nyuk.

by FIFA Diva Tue 05 Nov 2013, 12:00 pm

I'm going Pype Hayes Park to watch the displays, there'll be plenty of lonely milfs there.

by sodhat Tue 05 Nov 2013, 12:02 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I'm going Pype Hayes Park to watch the displays, there'll be plenty of creepy men in long coats there.

by FIFA Diva Tue 05 Nov 2013, 12:02 pm

Completely forgot it's Champions League night, can't go to the fireworks.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 05 Nov 2013, 12:05 pm

I went to the Hells Angels display last Friday, it was sick yo!

Viva, its a Disney themed fireworks display at Pype Hayes, you wont find no milf's there, just your run of the mill 17 year old chav with 3 year old daughter!

by **Afro** Tue 05 Nov 2013, 12:05 pm

sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:I'm going Pype Hayes Park to watch the displays, there'll be plenty of other creepy men in long coats there.

by sodhat Tue 05 Nov 2013, 12:06 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:I went to the Hells Angels display last Friday, it was sick yo!

Viva, its a Disney themed fireworks display at Pype Hayes, you wont find no milf's there, just your run of the mill 17 year old chav with 3 year old daughter!

Maybe that's what he meant?

Age a MILF does not make.

It's having popped one out that counts to attain the designation.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 05 Nov 2013, 12:08 pm

sodhat wrote:It's having popped one out that counts to attain the designation.

True but they have to be hot otherwise there not Mom Id Like to F...............

by sodhat Tue 05 Nov 2013, 12:08 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
sodhat wrote:It's having popped one out that counts to attain the designation.
True but they have to be hot otherwise there not Mom Id Like to F...............

Yeah, but I reckon Viva has low standards.

by **Afro** Tue 05 Nov 2013, 12:10 pm

sodhat wrote:
Yeah, but I reckon Viva has low standards.

I'd think he needs to have doesn't he. There's no point him aiming too high

by sodhat Tue 05 Nov 2013, 12:11 pm

Afro wrote:
sodhat wrote:
Yeah, but I reckon Viva has low standards.
I'd think he needs to have doesn't he. There's no point him aiming too high

Probably right. Once burnt twice shy and all that.

by FIFA Diva Tue 05 Nov 2013, 12:11 pm

Nick you're correct, had a search on Twitter and it's full of 17 year old chavs talking about the Disney theme. An who says 17 year old chavs can't be fit? Laugh

by sodhat Tue 05 Nov 2013, 12:13 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Nick you're correct, had a search on Twitter and it's full of 17 year old chavs talking about the Disney theme. An who says 17 year old chavs can't be fit?

The American legal system does.

by **Afro** Tue 05 Nov 2013, 12:14 pm

sodhat wrote:
Afro wrote:
sodhat wrote:
Yeah, but I reckon Viva has low standards.
I'd think he needs to have doesn't he. There's no point him aiming too high
Probably right. Once burnt twice shy and all that.

I mean, sure it's fine to have ambition of batting a couple of places higher, and Viva could well attract someone of the calibre of Sonja Jackson in the future. But when it comes to the here and now, Heather Trott should be satisfactory

by **Afro** Tue 05 Nov 2013, 12:15 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Nick you're correct, had a search on Twitter and it's full of 17 year old chavs talking about the Disney theme. An who says 17 year old chavs can't be fit?

17 year old chavs, 24 year old wannabe gangstas.

Not sure I see the problem

by sodhat Tue 05 Nov 2013, 12:19 pm

Afro wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Nick you're correct, had a search on Twitter and it's full of 17 year old chavs talking about the Disney theme. An who says 17 year old chavs can't be fit?
17 year old chavs, 24 year old wannabe gangstas.

Not sure I see the problem

She'll be on a street corner by Christmas and Viva will start wearing a feather boa.

by FIFA Diva Tue 05 Nov 2013, 12:20 pm

Haha I don't have low standards I'll show you this weekend.

I'm not going to the display anymore the champions league is on.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 05 Nov 2013, 12:20 pm

Afro wrote:
sodhat wrote:
Afro wrote:
sodhat wrote:
Yeah, but I reckon Viva has low standards.
I'd think he needs to have doesn't he. There's no point him aiming too high
Probably right. Once burnt twice shy and all that.
Viva could well attract someone of the calibre of Sonja Jackson in the future. But when it comes to the here and now, Heather Trott should be satisfactory

Ohhh noooo Laugh

that had me in stitches Afro. Harsh but funny.

Afro wrote:[17 year old chavs, 24 year old wannabe gangstas.
Not sure I see the problem

You going to promise them the gangsta gyals life Viva, take care of them & the baby as long as she smuggles drugs & pop's her booty on street corners?

by GSC Tue 05 Nov 2013, 12:24 pm

sodhat wrote:You're definitely allowed bikes on my trains GSC. People have them all the time in their designated zones. Maybe you can get one of those fold up ones to take less space?

Don't get a micro scooter though. Don't be that guy. That guy that is 34 and riding a micro scooter down Fleet Street listening to music with his Dre Beats.

Yeah they say there's a max of 3 although I've been on trains with like 5

by sodhat Tue 05 Nov 2013, 12:29 pm

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by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 05 Nov 2013, 12:42 pm

sodhat wrote:Fraudsters don't even try any more:

They dont try as handful dumba$$ muppets out of the thousands & thousands the phishing email is sent to will fall for it & make them their quick buck.

Viva, if you want to advance from Gangsta 101: Pimpin Baby Mothers, online fraud would be step up Wink

by sodhat Tue 05 Nov 2013, 12:43 pm

I don't even bank with Barclays Laugh

How stupid do they think I am?

If someone actually falls for that then they need a good long look in the mirror. And to be banned from the internet.

by **Hero** Tue 05 Nov 2013, 1:01 pm

Sodhat fails to mention he no longer banks with Barclays because he signed up instead with Backlays instead.

by sodhat Tue 05 Nov 2013, 1:09 pm

It was them or Braclays.

In fairness to Braclays they did offer a good tarcker for my mrotgage.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 05 Nov 2013, 1:44 pm

Who likes Orange Soda?

by **Afro** Tue 05 Nov 2013, 2:18 pm

Nearly forgot to mention this being off yesterday.

Anyone see the blatant penalty for Utrecht that the ref didn't give. Essentially Mulenga is clean through and the centre back chases him and pushes him over just as he is about to shoot.

I'll have to find a video....

by **Afro** Tue 05 Nov 2013, 2:20 pm

Spoiler:

by FIFA Diva Tue 05 Nov 2013, 2:39 pm

Viva loves orange soda!!

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 05 Nov 2013, 2:44 pm

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 05 Nov 2013, 2:47 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Viva loves orange soda!!

He does he does he does!!!!

Olly wrote:It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you

From who? what? when?

by sodhat Tue 05 Nov 2013, 2:48 pm

I hope that was meant to be a romantic text to a girl and he's posted it by mistake.

I'm waiting for his dick pic.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 05 Nov 2013, 2:48 pm

No Toto fans in the house then

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 05 Nov 2013, 2:50 pm

sodhat wrote:I hope that was meant to be a romantic text to his sister and he's posted it by mistake.

Corrected

sodhat wrote:I'm waiting for his dick pic.

Why do you want that Soddy?

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