Euro Division LXIX

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The Enrique & J from 5ive League
 
FC WHU Do You Think You Are - Gregers
 
Bilbao - Afro
 
Would you dance, if Ajax you to dance? - Sodhat
 
Southampton FC - Marky
 
PSV - Holymik
 
Sport Club Corinthians Paulista - Nando                                                                              
 
Lille - Trebs
 
Glad t'be bach - Hero
 
FC Basel - Viva
 
FC ZwagAtletico - Zinedine_Ze_Zebra
 
The Nodge - Olly
 
Fool 'em FC - Tranq

I assumed he was going to follow his schmaltzy post with his balls. That's how you win over chicks.

Sensitive text.....BAM, BALLS SHOT.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

sodhat wrote:I'm waiting for his dick pic.

Why do you want that Soddy?

Soddy wants the D

Unfortunately I've more class than to send ball shots around. You can catch me on Chatroulette if you're lucky though

sodhat wrote:I assumed he was going to follow his schmaltzy post with his balls. That's how you win over chicks.

Sensitive text.....BAM, BALLS SHOT.

"Hey babe, you looked real pretty today"

"Aww thanks"

"SHAZAM HERE'S THE MONEY MAKER"

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:I assumed he was going to follow his schmaltzy post with his balls. That's how you win over chicks.

Sensitive text.....BAM, BALLS SHOT.

"Hey babe, you looked real pretty today"

"Aww thanks"

"SHAZAM HERE'S THE MONEY MAKER"

"I feel like we're soulmates"

"Oh that's so sweet baby"

"LOOK AT THIS DICK"

This is my favourite non-football chat ever now.

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:I assumed he was going to follow his schmaltzy post with his balls. That's how you win over chicks.

Sensitive text.....BAM, BALLS SHOT.

"Hey babe, you looked real pretty today"

"Aww thanks"

"SHAZAM HERE'S THE MONEY MAKER"

"I feel like we're soulmates"

"Oh that's so sweet baby"

"LOOK AT THIS DICK"

"Why have you sent me a pic of this random man kneeling with his fist on his head in what looks like Norwich..."  

That's a niche joke right there Olly

"I thought you hair looked real nice today"

"Cheers bby, got a new conditioner"

"KAPOW HOW DO THESE HAIRS LOOK"

"You have such big, beautiful eyes"

"Thank you hun"

"HOW BIG AND BEAUTIFUL DO YOU FIND THIS?"

"Got you a Subway" 

"You're the best love you"

"DO YOU WANT MY 12 INCHER INSTEAD? "

Finally someone but me and Olly gets involved. It was getting a bit gay in here.

 

Nick don't pretend like you didn't enjoy it. 

Did you see Hernandez retweet that sky sports about him leaving?

"Your skin is so smooth"

"Thanks, I moisturise every day"

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY A NEW CREAM?"

Who remembers Twist? Good manager but took things far too seriously.

Twist was a good bloke. I think he's still active on the same pretend wrestling thing as Olly.

I ain't active there no more. I'm purely yours Soddy

What, you quit pretend wrestling for pretend managing?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Nick don't pretend like you didn't enjoy it. 

Did you see Hernandez retweet that sky sports about him leaving?

I did yeah. Chicharito has every right to feel he should be starting & playing more. I feel for him as he has to compete with RVP & Rooney. Its got to be hard to get the balance to keep good/great striker happy when you have a few of them.
How SAF did it with Yorke, Cole, Ole & Teddy I admire. All four of them scoring goals, deserving a start & he managed to rotate, keep them in form scoring & keep them happy. Tough thing to manage.

Wait what? This is pretend?

I'd packed ready to fly to Amsterdam this evening

"Hey Sonja, you look like you lost weight"

"Thanks for noticing Viva, you're so sweet"

"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BLOW THIS TRUMPET?"

Chica needs to stop being a bitch and @ David Moyes instead of this indirect ways of letting him know of the situation. It's terrible it's unprofessional and if he keeps doing snidy manoeuvres like that I'll personally chuck him out.

Afro wrote:"Hey Sonja, you look like you lost weight"

"Thanks for noticing Viva, you're so sweet"

"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BLOW THIS TRUMPET?"

BTW I think I deserve a prize for linking our 2 key topics of the day   

Are Polo mints a laxative? Because I feel like I need a dump after eating half a pack, and I've already dropped the kids off at the pool twice today.

It probably won't help that I'll be out for a curry later.

I would guess they have sort of sweetner that is a laxative.

ALthough I would have thought more than half a pack was needed to see any affects

I suppose mixed with four coffees it's swishing around in my stomach and making a rather unpleasant feeling. And I googled it too - they do have a laxative effect.

I will be gone for at least 3 minutes.

sodhat wrote:Are Polo mints a laxative? Because I feel like I need a dump after eating half a pack, and I've already dropped the kids off at the pool twice today.

It probably won't help that I'll be out for a curry later.

It does say that on the side Soddy, Trust me i learnt that the hard way when i ate a box of tunes It has sorbitol in them

Fernando wrote:

sodhat wrote:Are Polo mints a laxative? Because I feel like I need a dump after eating half a pack, and I've already dropped the kids off at the pool twice today.

It probably won't help that I'll be out for a curry later.

It does say that on the side Soddy, Trust me i learnt that the hard way when i ate a box of tunes :laugh:It has sorbitol in them

It's fitting that sorbitol sounds like sore butt hole.

I really should stop catching up on this homepage while sat opposite my boss who thinks I'm working. No way will he believe my actual work will make me grin and stifle laughter.

Love you guys

*Waits to PM whoever replies a picture of his genitals*

Glad to brighten up your day Marky mwah

DOUMBIA

Morning.

Yo Zebs.

Didn't have any bets on yesterday for the record, may use my freebet tonight or tomorrow.

Trebs, PSG let me down!!!
Had: Man City, Bayern, Olympiacos, Copenhagen & PSG.
Pretty annoyed, always one team off.

Morning 

Tactics in for tomorrow?

Morning Viva.

Did you find yourself a chav milf last night then?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Morning 

Tactics in for tomorrow?

Need our lawyers & injuries first.

I have more signings to make

Tactics are not this week. Next week at the earliest.

We need a Glad t'be bach manager first and there is still work to be done getting the season ready. Both Soddy and I have stepped down from runners jobs and there doesn't seem many volunteers to take things on

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Morning Viva.

Did you find yourself a chav milf last night then?

Haha no I watched the United game.

Afro wrote:Tactics are not this week. Next week at the earliest.

We need a Glad t'be bach manager first and there is still work to be done getting the season ready. Both Soddy and I have stepped down from runners jobs and there doesn't seem many volunteers to take things on

League is Dead  

What roles need to be fulfilled Afro.

Good man Viva, picked Man United over a 17 year old chav milf.
Decent match, should of won though. Didn't think Young's "dive" was that bad, I've seen much much worse from him but still not good. Chicharito was unlucky, the ball did sit up a bit so his foot got under it, shame. RVP, well he'll be fine. Penalty misses happen, not everyone can be as good as Le Tiss.

Quite a lot of them.

It needs someone to take over control and get things done really. That used to be me and Soddy.

At the moment, it's only really Olly and Treb's doing anything. Olly will collect tactics and Treb's does injuries and lawyers, but that is it as far as I can tell.

We probably don't need anyone doing releases as it pretty much does itself, but everything else needs someone to do it.

#BringBackCherries

You going to take on Gladbach until Feb/March Nando?

Can do if needed  

Your pretend manager community needs you

Hero didn't answer the EOS lawyers, so if you take them, you can still accept them. In fact, you have to sell at least 3 of them...

Ill put up a page now & answer them afterwards

Did I ever tell you all about the time my friend made a "spa5tic" noise out of the window of the car at what he thought was a normal kid, but then turned out to be a boy with down syndrome?

My mates face was classic. He looked so stunned by what had just happened. I can't excuse him either, the boy was clearly with a carer.

And what do we reckon for Ashley Young this time?

9.5 or 10.0?

sodhat wrote:Did I ever tell you all about the time my friend made a "spa5tic" noise out of the window of the car at what he thought was a normal kid, but then turned out to be a boy with down syndrome?

My mates face was classic. He looked so stunned by what had just happened. I can't excuse him either, the boy was clearly with a carer.

We were out "In Da Club" once on Halloween years ago, must of been about 17, so as expected people are in fancy dress for Halloween & some people really do put the effort in with their costumes.
We're drinking enjoying the night. My mate (im not fully sure what he was thinking at the time) takes a picture of this girl that's got an arm as a stub, all dressed up & in a wheel chair......turns out her carer was not impressed one bit! The girl was actually disabled & had lost a limb (arm). The carer was going ballistic, "did you just take a photo of her" on & on, people start looking & i though it was going to turn into a lynching!
After apologising for I dont even know how long & deleting the photo he made it away unscathed.
one of the most f'ed up things ive known someone to do.

Last week I was in a takeaway and sitting behind me was a women and her partner so I leaned back and put my arm on the top of the leather seating, I touched something soft and assumed it was the split which seals both our seats together so I tried to push my hands down there (I do it when I'm super comfortable) and I heard a gasp and turned around and seen the women's face white as a ghost I apologised a hundred times her boyfriend or husband must have been a wimp if he just watched. 

She must have thought not was I content with touching her back but also trying to ram my hand down the back of her top it was a low cut type.  I didn't hear them speak for the remainder of the time I was there.