Euro Division LXIX

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The Enrique & J from 5ive League
 
FC WHU Do You Think You Are - Gregers
 
Bilbao - Afro
 
Would you dance, if Ajax you to dance? - Sodhat
 
Southampton FC - Marky
 
PSV - Holymik
 
Sport Club Corinthians Paulista - Nando                                                                              
 
Lille - Trebs
 
Glad t'be bach - Hero
 
FC Basel - Viva
 
FC ZwagAtletico - Zinedine_Ze_Zebra
 
The Nodge - Olly
 
Fool 'em FC - Tranq

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Holymiky wrote:What sort of deal are you looking for Viva?

Hes looking for a booty deal. #PimpDaddyViva

I tried my pimp daddy skills last night at a leisure centre with the receptionist it was going well until she drops the "I have a husband" line. Why waste my time?  Oh well today is Friday and it's a known fact that females act more sluttish on this day and then repent on a Sunday.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Holymiky wrote:What sort of deal are you looking for Viva?

Hes looking for a booty deal. #PimpDaddyViva

I tried my pimp daddy skills last night at a leisure centre with the receptionist it was going well until she drops the "I have a husband" line. Why waste my time?  Oh well today is Friday and it's a known fact that females act more sluttish on this day and then repent on a Sunday.

Always check the ring first Viva.
I was chatting up one of my hockey teammates girlfriends the other day without knowing.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I tried my pimp daddy skills last night at a leisure centre with the receptionist it was going well until she drops the "I have a husband" line. Why waste my time?

Why does that matter Viva, you can still put her on the street corner cant ya

Soddy wrote:I was chatting up one of my hockey teammates girlfriends the other day without knowing.

Id like to think you stopped when you found out......

I couldn't just stop, because then it would be obvious I was only after a slice of her pie. I had to continue the conversation in a friendly manner so it looked like I was just a friendly, chatty fellow, of which I'm neither really.

You seem like a nice person to me Sodhat

Don't be fooled Miky.

He steals sweets from kids and kicks cats

sodhat wrote:I couldn't just stop, because then it would be obvious I was only after a slice of her pie. I had to continue the conversation in a friendly manner so it looked like I was just a friendly, chatty fellow, of which I'm neither really.

Soddy & His teammates girl

Soddy: Hey baby! How you doing!?!
Mates Girl: ok, just watching my boyfriend play hockey.
Soddy: CAN I EAT YOUR PIE!!!!

Heed Afro's advice Miky. I once took a poo at work and didn't use the toilet brush after. Terrible mess.

Nick I'm not a full time pimp yet I still need to pass my Pimipification test before I'm the next Don Magic Juan. 

Sodhat is a lovely bloke and makes my top 10 nicest guy I've met in the Internet but it's Andy who has he top spot. Who remembers Hammy?  Nice guy sometimes to nice in a freakishly way I had suspicions he was a female.

Me: Hi, you're really pretty

Girl: I have a boyfriend.

Me: CAN I WATCH?

Better than kicking kids and stealing sweets from cats

Me: Hello

Her: Hello

Me: INTERCOURSE?

sodhat wrote:I once took a poo at work and didn't use the toilet. Terrible mess.

 

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Nick I'm not a full time pimp yet I still need to pass my Pimipification test before I'm the next Don Magic Juan. 

Sodhat is a lovely bloke and makes my top 10 nicest guy I've met in the Internet but it's Andy who has he top spot. Who remembers Hammy?  Nice guy sometimes to nice in a freakishly way I had suspicions he was a female.

He shared an email with his sister. In the modern age of free internet accounts, that is just odd

Afro wrote:He shared an email with his sister. In the modern age of free internet accounts, that is just odd

The best email was that racist Smartest's. sexyguy(some numbers)@hotmail  how I laughed at that

Or that weirdo who set-up an email address just for EuropaLeague, but then spelt it wrong and had to go with the misspelt one.


That was Viva wasn't it

Afro wrote:

sodhat wrote:I once took a poo at work and didn't use the toilet. Terrible mess.

 

I sat on the toilet the other day, did all my business, and it wasn't until I'd got up and flushed that I'd realised I'd not put the seat down and I was sat on pure filthy bowl.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Afro wrote:He shared an email with his sister. In the modern age of free internet accounts, that is just odd

The best email was that racist Smartest's. sexyguy(some numbers)@hotmail  how I laughed at that

My mate took a CV (he works in a bar) off some normal looking dude, and the email address he had on his CV was thehorsedancer@hotmail.com

Just get a new one, man.

Why would you share an email address?  He is from Middlesbrough and probably thought he was saving Internet space. 

Smartest is a weapon, why would someone make an email address called sexyguy I bet you he was luring in underage girls. 

I made that account because of the other league I was in and I was told I need to have MSN so I made it for them and just used it for sports gaming so it won't clutter the one I normally use.

Afro wrote:Or that weirdo who set-up an email address just for EuropaLeague, but then spelt it wrong and had to go with the misspelt one.
That was Viva wasn't it  

Yeah it was Viva   

Soddy, did you email the horse dancer?
Every CV we get we facebook search the person now. I dont think some people realise why they cant get a job!
This one girl looked like a right slaaaaag. So I msged her & said, "Do you want the D"  I didnt really, im happy with my mrs.

If I was a manager of some sort and I needed a PA I would blatently hire the hottest one. Men wouldn't get a look in, stuff discrimination.

sodhat wrote:If I was a manager of some sort and I needed a PA I would blatently hire the hottest one. Men wouldn't get a look in, stuff discrimination.

Would you offer her your D?

Offers can be rejected. I'd write it into the job description.

Sodinho you doing sheep today?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Sodinho you doing sheep today?

Hes busy Soddyomising Sheep!

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Sodinho you doing sheep today?

Hes busy Soddyomising Sheep!

That's London people for you. I hate London and I hate most people from London.  They're so miserable and arrogant,  they think they're better then the rest. I'd rather die then be a Laaaaandaaanar, I hate going there it's an ugly city with rude and disgusting people.

My GF is from London

Birmingham isn't exactly great. Although, I don't think the people are rude, they just sound a bit thick...

GSC wrote:My GF is from London

Maybe she's one of the few good ones like Sodhat and Azzy Mahmood.

It's the brummie accent that sounds thick to me

GSC wrote:It's the brummie accent that sounds thick to me

Bristol accent sounds thick to me.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

GSC wrote:It's the brummie accent that sounds thick to me

Bristol accent sounds thick to me.

+1

Liverpool accent sounds dirty. Not sexy dirty, just a bit like it needs a clean.

sodhat wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

GSC wrote:It's the brummie accent that sounds thick to me

Bristol accent sounds thick to me.

+1

Liverpool accent sounds dirty. Not sexy dirty, just a bit like it needs a clean.

+1

Cant stand Geordie accent or Essex now. Probably due to the programs highlighting how filthy it is.

Just got COD Ghosts for free  

So you bought it at face value

Fernando wrote:Just got COD Ghosts for free  

Who did you suck for that?
Nice one Nandino, you played it yet?
Extinction mode is quite fun.

Who's getting the ps4 or Xbox?  Anyone pre ordered it?  I'm thinking of buying one when will I receive it? 

I'm not normally a godly man but I feel like Christ and I'll be donating my ps3 to a hospital or something I hope you lot do the same.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

GSC wrote:It's the brummie accent that sounds thick to me

Bristol accent sounds thick to me.

I meant the Brummie one GSC, but agree Zidane, Bristolians accents sound thick too, especially on women

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Who's getting the ps4 or Xbox?  Anyone pre ordered it?  I'm thinking of buying one when will I receive it? 

I'm not normally a godly man but I feel like Christ and I'll be donating my ps3 to a hospital or something I hope you lot do the same.

Maybe give it to a mental hospital and then you'll get preferential treatment when you inevitably need a room

Who's getting the ps4 or Xbox? Anyone pre ordered it? I'm thinking of buying one when will I receive it?

Have you contact a retailer about these queries you have?
Sony are doing an offer, pre order PS4 from them & you get it on 7 months interest free (or something like that) so it £50 a month interest free. Not sure if they are "sold out" of that deal tho as when I tried to last week the page wouldn't load.

Sodhat as the Lord Christ I demand you to do sheep..... please. 

Nick I haven't yet my friends ordered one, the sensible thing would be to wait a couple months and then get it.  The first batch always have issues.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I feel like Christ

I was just in the process on Cutting out Vivas face from his twitter pic & pasting it onto a picture of Christ to post then though I better not, he may not like it if I post his face on here.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I feel like Christ

I was just in the process on Cutting out Vivas face from his twitter pic & pasting it onto a picture of Christ to post then though I better not, he may not like it if I post his face on here.

Not without pen all over it

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Nick I haven't yet my friends ordered one, the sensible thing would be to wait a couple months and then get it.  The first batch always have issues.

Yes wait. The first gen ones dont play DVD's & Blu Ray's & some other things out the box, it required the 300mb update which is available straight away but id expect problems with it.
Im happy to wait till the 2nd gen ones after xmas.

In the words of Essex, OMG

Spoiler:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Fernando wrote:Just got COD Ghosts for free  

Who did you suck for that?
Nice one Nandino, you played it yet?
Extinction mode is quite fun.

My dad works at Sainsbury's as GM so does Games/CD's/DVD's if has overstock then brings them home.   Not played yet it's updating itself.

Nick I'm not a sensitive Simon, if you're going to put my face on Jesus body make sure it's a muscular built Jesus not the skinny one and that you can tell it's Jesus.  

Afro I was just a young lad back then, you're never going to let this go are you?

Go on Google images and type Jesus Christ muscular and you'll find good ones.

What's the betting you'll also find p0rn?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Afro I was just a young lad back then, you're never going to let this go are you?

No, I'm not

Fernando wrote:My dad works at Sainsbury's as GM so does Games/CD's/DVD's if has overstock then brings them home.   Not played yet it's updating itself.

You should get games & sell them to Viva, he'll bug you like he bugs ASOS about why the transaction doesnt show on his bank statement straight away  
Sorry Viva,  I did chuckle at that tweet. generally card transactions will show on your statement in 3 working days mate, only ATM withdrawals are straight away :)Hope that helps ya  

Viva wrote:Nick I'm not a sensitive Simon, if you're going to put my face on Jesus body make sure it's a muscular built Jesus not the skinny one and that you can tell it's Jesus.

Ive deleted & closed it now. Cant be arsed to start again.

Anyone?