What they say and What they mean...

First topic message reminder :

a bit of light-hearted wumming. i'll kick it off.

any AB fan "we weren't at our best today"
meaning - the opposition were bloody good

mccaw "we took too long to adapt to the refereeing of the breakdown"
meaning - the ref was wrong in his interpretation of the breakdown

any england coach "we are looking to play an expansive game"
meaning - we are committed to 8 man rugby

Gatland "i pick the team most likely to do the job"
meaning 1) - i love being wales coach
meaning 2) - i'm still peed at being fired by ireland
meaning 3) - BOD needs to be put out to pasture

wales fan "we are the best team in the 6N"
meaning - why cant we get a result against SH teams

england coach/player "we're not arrogant"
meaning - who cares what anyone else thinks!

SCW "anything he says"
meaning - remember me remember me my time as coach coincided with the greatest forward pack of all time. please dont forget me.

Says, 'we have the best team on paper'

Means, 'Our players are so bloody inconsistent'

Says: 'We'll learn the lessons from this.'

Means: 'We won't learn the lessons from this.'