Tyson banned from UK

by hogey Tue 10 Dec 2013, 3:55 pm

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New immigration laws mean he cant come over here now for promotional work for his book and looks like his one man shows in march are likely to be cancelled as well, that would be a right shame for those who have a ticket. New rules state that no one is allowed in anymore if they have been sentenced to more than 4 years in prison, i wonder if that new regulation might also effect some of the foreign fighters coming over to defend and fight for titles on these shores in future.

by TopHat24/7 Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:20 pm

Rowley wrote:
TopHat24/7 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I do indeed have tickets, however long time between now and March, these things have a habit of getting resolved if there is enough money involved.

You've admitted yourself that you're a Guardian reading liberal. Certainly socially, if not fiscally, I would call myself a liberal

Haha love this phrase, in other words you like to take the pompous-liberal stance socially to look good but want to do so whilst still earning a fat wedge and minimising your tax exposure.

Are you C_S??

Is it not possible to earn decent money but still give a flying one about those who are less fortunate?

Practice what you preach...

In fairness, I was only trying to wind Tino up, it doesn't really apply to him and your point is indeed a fair one. But there are those who do like to take the moral high & mighty lecturing stance whilst actually not practicing what they preach - particularly when it comes to the prickly issue of money.

by TopHat24/7 Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:23 pm

Scottrf wrote:
Reborn-DeeMcK-Reborn wrote:He's a dirty rattin rap ist....shouldn't even be allowed out in the street where women might be!!!

Once a sexual predator always a sexual predator.

I heard he leaves the bit out where he did vile things to a woman against her will.

Course he did. She just went to his room to play Scrabble.

Law doesn't care about that.

You can be (consensually) balls deep and about to blow but if in that split second the girl changes her mind and says no then one more pump and you're a rap!st.

At least with the advent of camera/videophones more and more men are being able to better prove consent when false r@pe criers wake up the next morning with regrets.

by Scottrf Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:28 pm

I wasn't speaking in a court of law though. If you play with fire you get burnt. If you go to Tyson's hotel room, you get fuc....d

by Steffan Wed 11 Dec 2013, 2:19 pm

Duty281 wrote:Ah but being English, or British for that matter is so much more than that. It's the way of life, your upbringing, who you are as a person etc

And every other nation or modern society does not have that cultural difference???

by J.Benson II Wed 11 Dec 2013, 2:34 pm

Steffan wrote:
Duty281 wrote:
Steffan wrote:Nationalists who pretend not to be nationalists are one of my pet hates

Well at least that doesn't apply to me.

It certainly doesnt Duty

https://www.606v2.com/t33536-the-official-england-s-journey-to-brazil-2014-thread

"There is a forgotten, nay almost forbidden word, which means more to me than any other. That word is England."
Sir Winston Churchill

"Ask any man what nationality he would prefer to be, and ninety nine out of a hundred will tell you that they would prefer to be Englishmen."
Cecil John Rhodes

"Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first place in the lottery of life."
Cecil John Rhodes

"Follow your spirit; and upon this charge,
Cry "God for Harry! England and Saint George"."
William Shakespeare

“The English are so filled with their own greatness and have won so many big victories that they have come to believe they cannot lose. In battle they are the most confident nation in the world."
Unknown

The worst thing is that Duty posts those quotes before the English football team play a game. This is despite the fact that some of those men who made those quotes, if they still were alive, probably wouldnt even support the English football team as they wouldnt consider half the squad "English".

by Duty281 Wed 11 Dec 2013, 3:05 pm

J.Benson II wrote:
Steffan wrote:
Duty281 wrote:
Steffan wrote:Nationalists who pretend not to be nationalists are one of my pet hates

Well at least that doesn't apply to me.

It certainly doesnt Duty

https://www.606v2.com/t33536-the-official-england-s-journey-to-brazil-2014-thread

"There is a forgotten, nay almost forbidden word, which means more to me than any other. That word is England."
Sir Winston Churchill

"Ask any man what nationality he would prefer to be, and ninety nine out of a hundred will tell you that they would prefer to be Englishmen."
Cecil John Rhodes

"Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first place in the lottery of life."
Cecil John Rhodes

"Follow your spirit; and upon this charge,
Cry "God for Harry! England and Saint George"."
William Shakespeare

“The English are so filled with their own greatness and have won so many big victories that they have come to believe they cannot lose. In battle they are the most confident nation in the world."
Unknown

The worst thing is that Duty posts those quotes before the English football team play a game. This is despite the fact that some of those men who made those quotes, if they still were alive, probably wouldnt even support the English football team as they wouldnt consider half the squad "English".

Now, now Benson. Not before every game.

by ONETWOFOREVER Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:00 pm

Why all this nonsense.

England has never been a pure race. It has always been mixed with Germanic, Gaul, Roman, African and Scandinavian blood.

A mongral race like Jack Dempsey

by Duty281 Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:04 pm

Ah, the perfect cocktail for the perfect race. Add in a drop of Celtic and Norman, and you have yourself the perfect being.

by Hammersmith harrier Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:47 pm

ONETWOFOREVER wrote:Why all this nonsense.

England has never been a pure race. It has always been mixed with Germanic, Gaul, Roman, African and Scandinavian blood.

A mongral race like Jack Dempsey

You do realise that being Germanic, Scandinavian or Roman is not a race right?

by rapidringsroad Thu 12 Dec 2013, 2:58 am

Tyson has fought in Britain twice in 2000 but obviously the rules have changed. On one of those occasions he is supposed to have picked an expensive watch out at a jewellers and told the salesperson that Don King would pay for it. I don't know how much truth there is in that story.

by huw Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:14 am

Wish all the people that are patriotic about England / Britain being such a great place full of such great people would go out of their way to prove it by making it a better place to live.

Rather than a place where the privileged few control the masses into thinking that patriotism is a good thing to fight for whilst they are having their pants pulled down by the privileged few.

It's a little like the Romans and their need of circuses to give the downtrodden some entertainment and something to live for to hide the complete unfairness of it all. The blame for everything wrong is then put upon foreign people in a way to make the workers feel they have someone lower in the class system than themselves.

Anyway, Tyson eh.....

by huw Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:18 am

Wish all the people that are patriotic about England / Britain being such a great place full of such great people would go out of their way to prove it by making it a better place to live.

Rather than a place where the privileged few control the masses into thinking that patriotism is a good thing to fight for whilst they are having their pants pulled down by the privileged few.

It's a little like the Romans and their need of circuses to give the downtrodden some entertainment and something to live for to hide the complete unfairness of it all. The blame for everything wrong is then put upon foreign people in a way to make the workers feel they have someone lower in the class system than themselves.

Anyway, Tyson eh.....

by TopHat24/7 Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:20 am

s'pose you think the 2011 riots were a 'proletariat uprising' too, right?

by huw Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:24 am

TopHat24/7 wrote:s'pose you think the 2011 riots were a 'proletariat uprising' too, right?

No, I think that was opportunists who wanted free sportswear.

by kingraf Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:42 am

Its difficult to be a nationalist who understands why nationalisation cannot work... woe is me.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:40 am

Tyson was on Talksport this morning. Seemed genuinely upset not to be allowed in.

by kingraf Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:50 am

For all of Tysons flaws, and there were many, gotta feel that he was handed a bit of a hospital with the ra.pe case. The tax attorney for a lawyer. The lack of solid physical evidence, the fact that Ms. Washington had a history of crying wolf... not to mention the 14-inch theory... It's a minor miracle he got convicted.

Not pleading his innocence, but it took an absolute shocker from his lawyer to get him locked up.

This law could be interesting with respect to political prisoners, guess Aang San Suu Kyi is an unwanted guest now.

by TopHat24/7 Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:53 am

Dare I ask, but, the 14 inch theory....??!

by catchweight Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:56 am

That rules Jonny Nelson out as an accomplice. 14 inches is way too small.

by kingraf Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:10 pm

The 14 inch theory - during cross-examination, Desiree Washington had recalled Tysons pe.nis as being 13-14 inches... Photographic evidence (which I have never seen, but will take at face value, because Tysons pe.nis is not something that overly excites me) showed that she had overshot by 6-7 inches... If Tyson had said "I've never seen this woman in my life", thus inconsistency alone could have probably gone a long way

by J.Benson II Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:25 pm

14 inches? WTF!

Mike Tyson > Jonah Falcon.

by mobilemaster8 Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:47 pm

So its bigger that an A4 portrait? Yeh ok Miss Washington.

Another case of someone jumping on a famous name, screwing them over, getting a pretty penny. Scumbags.

by Guest Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:50 pm

kingraf wrote:The 14 inch theory - during cross-examination, Desiree Washington had recalled Tysons pe.nis as being 13-14 inches... Photographic evidence (which I have never seen, but will take at face value,
because Tysons pe.nis is not something that overly excites me
) showed that she had overshot by 6-7 inches... If Tyson had said "I've never seen this woman in my life", thus inconsistency alone could have probably gone a long way

But it DOES excite you though?

by Lumbering_Jack Thu 12 Dec 2013, 1:15 pm

6-7 inches on a flop? Or did they make him warm it up?

by kingraf Thu 12 Dec 2013, 1:23 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
kingraf wrote:The 14 inch theory - during cross-examination, Desiree Washington had recalled Tysons pe.nis as being 13-14 inches... Photographic evidence (which I have never seen, but will take at face value,
because Tysons pe.nis is not something that overly excites me
) showed that she had overshot by 6-7 inches... If Tyson had said "I've never seen this woman in my life", thus inconsistency alone could have probably gone a long way
But it DOES excite you though?

I mean, doesn't the thought of Mike Tyson having a 14-inch member intrigue you even a bit?

by Lumbering_Jack Thu 12 Dec 2013, 4:15 pm

kingraf wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
kingraf wrote:The 14 inch theory - during cross-examination, Desiree Washington had recalled Tysons pe.nis as being 13-14 inches... Photographic evidence (which I have never seen, but will take at face value,
because Tysons pe.nis is not something that overly excites me
) showed that she had overshot by 6-7 inches... If Tyson had said "I've never seen this woman in my life", thus inconsistency alone could have probably gone a long way
But it DOES excite you though?

I mean, doesn't the thought of Mike Tyson having a 14-inch member intrigue you even a bit?

How would it sit in your boxers for example. I think you'd probably have to coil it up like a snake as leaving it at full length would have it half way down your thigh which would look silly, unless of course it is really skinny in which case you could get away with it. Of course if you coil it then it will look like you've stuffed down a pair of socks and that looks silly too.

I don't know how else one would deal with such a problem.

by TopHat24/7 Thu 12 Dec 2013, 4:17 pm

14 inches must be hard (would need to be to sustain her claim, can't really say you got raped by a flaccid Winkle), flop would be genuinely ridiculous.

by Lumbering_Jack Thu 12 Dec 2013, 4:20 pm

TopHat24/7 wrote:14 inches must be hard (would need to be to sustain her claim, can't really say you got raped by a flaccid Winkle), flop would be genuinely ridiculous.

He might have thumbed it in.

by TopHat24/7 Thu 12 Dec 2013, 4:24 pm

Either way the story is still falling apart........

by Lumbering_Jack Thu 12 Dec 2013, 4:25 pm

TopHat24/7 wrote:Either way the story is still falling apart........

A bit like her fanny was after 'Iron' Mike had his way.

by mobilemaster8 Thu 12 Dec 2013, 4:29 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

by mobilemaster8 Thu 12 Dec 2013, 4:30 pm

I did hear that after Mike had finished with her, her vagina look like that of a vandalised bus seat.

by Lumbering_Jack Thu 12 Dec 2013, 4:39 pm

I heard it looked like a blue waffle.

by Rowley Thu 12 Dec 2013, 5:06 pm

Can we not do this, really can't be bothered with the cleaning up.

by TopHat24/7 Thu 12 Dec 2013, 5:09 pm

Rowley wrote:Can we not do this, really can't be bothered with the cleaning up.

by kingraf Thu 12 Dec 2013, 5:12 pm

oh dear... I feel like the boy who showed the entire class their first copy of Hustler .

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 12 Dec 2013, 5:20 pm

well spotted Tophat

by Hibbz Thu 12 Dec 2013, 5:43 pm

TopHat24/7 wrote:
Rowley wrote:Can we not do this, really can't be bothered with the cleaning up.

Ha ha that's a belter.

by catchweight Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:45 am

Maybe Tyson was equipped with his fake whizzer when he was with Washington

by Reborn-DeeMcK-Reborn Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:31 am

I'm sure it's easy to misjudge the size of someone when they are violently rap ing you .

Innocent until proven guilty....

Mike found GUILTY.

In his film do you hear how he speaks of how he feels about sex, he's a filthy animal

by TopHat24/7 Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:43 am

Still allowed to have an opinion.

Same as I think Trayvon Martin's killer was as guilty as hell, he got luck because the US system is a joke and the prosecution was an embarrassment.

by TRUSSMAN66 Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:48 am

We don't know what happened in that room.......But we can say in a Conservative town representing someone by saying he's a beast but he's not guilty here isn't the greatest defence.......

Rowley has a problem.........Like in the USA it's politics.......all about looking tough and posturing.......

The government is flexing it's biceps looking strong on crime and considering the fact Cameron struggles with female voters........Don't expect to see Tyson soon.......

by horizontalhero Fri 13 Dec 2013, 12:03 pm

Spot on Truss, though if an opinion poll suggesting that forgiveness of Tyson's past crimes is poplur amongst women voters, expect a U turn faster than you can say "worst prime minister in living memory"

by huw Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:58 am

Lumbering_Jack wrote:
kingraf wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
kingraf wrote:The 14 inch theory - during cross-examination, Desiree Washington had recalled Tysons pe.nis as being 13-14 inches... Photographic evidence (which I have never seen, but will take at face value,
because Tysons pe.nis is not something that overly excites me
) showed that she had overshot by 6-7 inches... If Tyson had said "I've never seen this woman in my life", thus inconsistency alone could have probably gone a long way
But it DOES excite you though?

I mean, doesn't the thought of Mike Tyson having a 14-inch member intrigue you even a bit?

How would it sit in your boxers for example. I think you'd probably have to coil it up like a snake as leaving it at full length would have it half way down your thigh which would look silly, unless of course it is really skinny in which case you could get away with it. Of course if you coil it then it will look like you've stuffed down a pair of socks and that looks silly too.

I don't know how else one would deal with such a problem.

You wear supportive pants, it's not too tricky once you get used to it angel

by bhb001 Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:41 pm

ONETWOFOREVER wrote:

Did'nt we give Pinochet refuge?

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No. He was under house arrest following an extradition request being made by Spain, which coincided with him shopping in the UK. A refuge is looking for protection; Pinochet was looking to get home. You might as well have said Terry Waite was a refuge in the Lebannon!!

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