Cryptic Key Moments 2013

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Carlos Spencer sees test rugby in decline. I beg to differ but we need to make a stand and stop club rugby from encroaching into test rugby. Otherwise we will head down the road of football where players deliver their best for clubs and playing well for your country is limited to a sprinkling of events that happen all too sporadically.

So to put up a case that test rugby this year has been quite compelling, I have given some cryptic highlights in test rugby this year. For example, if I wish to highlight the performance of Australia in Argentina and what that did to their confidence I could say baby horse / ouch - in stags - silver. Easy right? You got it right away. Folau Triumphs in La Plata. Too easy? Try your hand at these.

1. Sperms - Elvis - Up ? the wall - Poison - Emerald - bottom - Bungee - Tom Cruise

2. Romulus - Tasman Mediterranean - Franks - Novovirus

3. Intercourse / Jo Brand - Homesick - Red Bull

4. Orcas - Walnuts - Albion

5. Baby / Dutch province - eggs - rutting - Brixton - Birthplace of Man - at Who the f@@k is - Car

6. Otto - Submits - Coward - @ -Garden - South

7. Angles - NZ Unemployment Service - Van Diemen's - Sea levels in global warming - Cape of

8.     (not really a test moment but a recent thread)

9. Aquatic Quasimodo - Autumn - Couple - Wizard - 1966 Golden Moment - 1 / Christmas weight

10. Clives - against - early part of Sidney's career - rowing - Testicle starting with a pee: Charles Dickens opener.

If you get any of the answers right, upon confirmation feel free to make up your own. But if you're got your eyes on the Times Crossword job I've got that sewn up already!

You should goulash her repeatedly with a whip for her insolence.

I liked this thread, couldn't get any myself as I am as thick as a brick but it was a great read

Being thick has its advantages. Just ask the ladies about their thoughts on girth.     

 

I have no comeback to that