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he took my hand told me to close my eyes

Why did you let him take you hand....hold up, why did you stop & chat to him in the first place?

Don't know, it wasn't sexual or anything.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Don't know, it wasn't sexual or anything.

Did he rub your hand?

Did he stick his Baby Jesus in your Manger?

Who's done their Christmas shopping?

I'm off from tomorrow til January so I'm going to blitz it with all the other unprepared losers.

I only had to shop for my wife, and its all done. She had to shop for me, the kids and all mine and her family!

Im pretty much done. Just gotto pick 3 things up which im going to do tomorrow on my day off.

I bet Viva has a load of shopping left to do.

If only you spent less time being partially converted by god worshipers hey Viva

Give him a few years and he'll be a full on Christian, touching other peoples hands and engaging in unauthorised rim jabbing.

I'm still looking to buy a left back if anyone is interested then please let me know.

Viva thanks for being here to help and I saw that you offered Maxwell for £7m and I probably won't do that deal but thanks anyway.

Haha no I've done all my shopping.

Miky, just find a little more cash and get Davide Santon!

You won't be getting a better Lb then him.

I am open to offers on Ashley Cole Miky

I have Luna and Antonelli if you want I'll sell one of them.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Haha no I've done all my shopping.

Ahh fair play, at least you have more time to hold male god worshipers hands then

Thanks for all of the offers and advice all. I will have a think about it.

You're the politest person in the world, Miky. In a good way.

sodhat wrote:You're the politest person in the world, Miky. In a good way.

Thanks Sodhat, I appreciate it.

An maybe some unauthorised rim jabbing haha. 

Miky is too polite, why are you so polite? If I called you the B word what would you say? 

Miky reminds me of hammy, old school manager on the 606,Boro fan nice polite guy. Nick you need to take a leaf out of Mikys book.

Distin very very underrated player, 34 and still going.

If you called me a B word I would accept that you had called me that because it would be your opinion.

Are you Jesus?

It is Christmas and I suspect he'd be super happy because it's his birthday and his dad will probably get him an awesome gift.

Double presents for Jesus, Christmas AND Birthday. Plus two dads = jackpot

Bet it's an awkward Christmas dinner though.

Joseph looking all jealous while God makes the eyes at Mary.

If I called you the B word what would you say?

Big?

Nick you need to take a leaf out of Mikys book.

Shaddap Ya Face!!! Nah, I should really but nah.

"First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog."

  what a great line.

I thought Jesus was god.

Miky I think you are the most nicest man ever.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I thought Jesus was god.

Don't be stewpid. Jesus is the son of God, God knocked up the "Virgin" Mary in what she told her husband Joseph was a miracle, Jesus then lived with his mum and stepdad in Jerusalem where he became a carpenter. And did magic tricks.

Marky wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I thought Jesus was god.

Don't be stewpid. Jesus is the son of God, God knocked up the "Virgin" Mary in what she told her husband Joseph was a miracle, Jesus then lived with his mum and stepdad in Jerusalem where he became a carpenter. And did magic tricks.

Come on Viva, you need to know all this to complete your converstion.

   haha you have no idea how funny I find that. Magic tricks hahaha.

I know away in a manager and three wise kings. Enough kualifeecations to hold a conversation.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I know away in a manager and three wise kings. Enough kualifeecations to hold a conversation.

You either mean Three Wise Men or We Three Kings.

Or have you produced a dubstep mash-up of both?

Away in a manager is wrong too

The true lyrics to "away in a manger".

Away in a manger
No crib for a bed
The little Lord Jesus
Sat up and he said
WE HATE DOVER AND WE HATE DOVER
WE HATE DOVER AND WE HATE DOVER
WE HATE DOVER AND WE HATE DOVER
WE ARE THE DOVER, HATERS

(You may swap Dover for a football team you dislike)

Or have you produced a dubstep mash-up of both?

  

I just had a roast dinner sandwich. That was intense for a while. It had everything...but I wish I let them put gravy in like they were going to...

So beef, spuds & veg + yorkshire in a sandwich?

Afternoon Guys, Just been Christmas shopping managed to knee a 4 year old in the face without looking.

Yes, but roast pork instead of beef.
And stuffing, it had stuffing.

It cost £5.25 which is pretty pricey though. But then I won't need to eat again until 2014 now.

Fernando wrote:Afternoon Guys, Just been Christmas shopping managed to knee a 4 year old in the face without looking.

No need to brag about it.

I haven't sang them since primary school so forgive me. Away in a manger and we three kings.

Holymiky wrote:If you called me a B word I would accept that you had called me that because it would be your opinion.

Your like the anti Azzy.

Marky wrote:

Fernando wrote:Afternoon Guys, Just been Christmas shopping managed to knee a 4 year old in the face without looking.

No need to brag about it.

In Berlin last week I managed to elbow the same lady in the head 7 times. Deal with it nando

Olly wrote:

Marky wrote:

Fernando wrote:Afternoon Guys, Just been Christmas shopping managed to knee a 4 year old in the face without looking.

No need to brag about it.

In Berlin last week I managed to elbow the same lady in the head 7 times. Deal with it nando

Once, maybe twice is an accident.

Three or more is assault with intent.

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:

Marky wrote:

Fernando wrote:Afternoon Guys, Just been Christmas shopping managed to knee a 4 year old in the face without looking.

No need to brag about it.

In Berlin last week I managed to elbow the same lady in the head 7 times. Deal with it nando

Once, maybe twice is an accident.

Three or more is assault with intent.

We were on a really cramped train, and she was sitting down next to what I was holding, and I kept losing me balance.

Made sure I didn't make eye contact.

German trains are mental

So you were elbowing a woman and not looking at her or apologising?

I'd have thought your sixth toe would improve your balance.

That's worse then the time I felt up the lady in the takeaway by accident.