Euro Division Homepage LXXI

No, it isn't.

but was it really an accident??

sodhat wrote:So you were elbowing a woman and not looking at her or apologising?

I'd have thought your sixth toe would improve your balance.

To be honest me and the girl I was standing with were more interested in the conversation this yank and Aussie were having about their girlfriends

Viva was trying to cop a feel blatantly    It's like pretending to yawn and putting your arm around her Viva just went for the glory shot going you want the D and you know it.

Exactly it Nando. Viva dont mess around. D or no D, hes giving you unauthorised rim jabbing at minimum.

I asked a girl dressed like David Bowie out at our work party. I like to think I was attracted to her and not David Bowie. She said no either way, so I don't have to explore that dark secret any further.

You seem to be coping with the rejection well Soddy.

It comes with the territory of being a West Ham Fan ZZZ.

Since it's Xmas next week can we have a christmas present lawyer where we nominate 1 of our 2  

I'd have minded more if I'd worked really hard to get to know her but I didn't. I spoke to her for a bit and then let alcohol get the best of me.

Fernando wrote:It comes with the territory of being a West Ham Fan ZZZ.

Ah course.

Soddy, you should just work it Viva style, rock up to her & just say "look, you either have the D or unauthorised rim jabbing"

Well Nando, as its Xmas I gave one extra lawyer this week.
I know what Ill do.........I'll explain in a minute, running it over in my head to make sure it will work.

It is, I made my mistake apologised and quickly retreated back to my side of the table. Olly knocked her head 7 times and didn't even look her way and that must have gone on for at least an hour.

The inside of ZZZ's head:

    

VivaPaulScholes wrote:It is, I made my mistake apologised and quickly retreated back to my side of the table. Olly knocked her head 7 times and didn't even look her way and that must have gone on for at least an hour.

Yeah but given the choice I'd probably rather be assaulted on a train than molested at an Indian restaurant.

Whats the ghost in my head soddy?

Viva is indian, if hes in an indian restaurant he'd be working not molesting people!!

The ghost of Christmas past?

If me and nick were in an Indian restaurant he would be blowing my ghost and do sabzi. Hope you get that Fury boy.

sodhat wrote:The ghost of Christmas past?

Why would he be in my head?

OK, who fancies an advent calender, whats behind that door style lawyers offers?

Ill post Numbers 1-5.
Each number will have one of your players behind it, selected at random.
To ensure no big influx of money comes in due to this being a special all the selected players will be a max £5m value.
If you have more then 5 players under the value of £5m, 5 will be selected at random.
I will also need someone to PM the list to so its all legit. Someone would need to do mine too.

Only problem is when im free to post them up.........Im sure I can manage it during the break.

What you think?

Course I get that Viva. sabzi or sabji however you want to spell it, is alright. I only eat it on veg day tbf.
Also didnt you mean gosht?

You'd be thinking of it because it's Christmas, and you're reminiscing about the times spent with your first love Belle and working for Fezziwig.

Ah yes, how could I forget that

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

sodhat wrote:The ghost of Christmas past?

Why would he be in my head?

OK, who fancies an advent calender, whats behind that door style lawyers offers?

Ill post Numbers 1-5.
Each number will have one of your players behind it, selected at random.
To ensure no big influx of money comes in due to this being a special all the selected players will be a max £5m value.
If you have more then 5 players under the value of £5m, 5 will be selected at random.
I will also need someone to PM the list to so its all legit. Someone would need to do mine too.

Only problem is when im free to post them up.........Im sure I can manage it during the break.

What you think?

I think it's alot more hassle then just letting someone choose 1 of their 2. Consider it the January transfer window  

Gosht yep meant that. 

I said you'd be blowing my meat and two veg.

And by do I meant 2 you punani.

Errr, sabji isnt teo veg tho, its loads lol.
I kinda though you were implying that buy no one else would of got it so i didnt bother addressing it like an insult.

I had Indian food in America and it was crap.

They asked if I liked hot food and I said yes so they gave me some vindaloo. It was weak as a korma to us Brits. Only in the UK can you get face melting curry. If an American came over here and expected a vindaloo to be the same as they're used to, they will be really sorry.

AHHHH we should of done a Christman Sheep before we all finish. Im off tomorrow, in half day monday then finished.

You know what a I meant, how am I supposed to say two veg. Whatever pum pum. 

I've got a high thresh hold when it comes to spicy food. I remember back in school and we had to bring in food from home. Some kid bought in naan and one of the girls tried it and said "Oooooh it's hot"  how can flour and water be hot you Tinkywinky

I'm around tomorrow and Sodhat if you love us please do a Christmas sheep.

Whatever pum pum.

   
Gangsta Viva is making a comeback!

I've got a high thresh hold when it comes to spicy food.

Me too. For obvious reasons Viva.
After twon once me & my white mate (no offence, just needed to say for the story) went to my mates restaurant to get our free munch on.
So we've both ordered chicken tika. Ive asked for mine apna hot. He asked for his just usualy. So food comes, im munching like a hungry drunk & thinking this isnt hot. I look up so see my mate sitting there swaeting with half a piece of chicken on his fork.
Realised he had my dish & I had his.
True Story Bro

Haha he must have been burning. 

I have to ask them to make it Asian style as well or otherwise they'll just lump sauces and other BS pretending it's proper curry.

I may do a Christmas sheep tomorrow, but I'm down the pub from noon ish so y'all would have to be present early.

I can take quite hot food for a white person. My mum is terrible, she can't even eat mild salsa without choking.

Probably best not to click on whoever hacked my twitter just posted

Haha GSC I seen that turkey from Canada I replied but didn't click on the DM.

I'll be around tomorrow morning and so will the others.

Yeah, 2nd time its happened, im gonna close that account

I like the idea of DMing people disgusting links then blaming it on being hacked.

So is this Canada Goose stuff good GSC? I trust you so I bought £2,000 worth.

I don't blame hacking usually though.

Closed that account and made a new one with the same name

Would I promote anything but the best

Marky, later on do you want some matches on Fifa 14 mate?

Also I am going to answer your transfer offer later.

Will see, currently finishing my WWA show but then will see if the wife's finished with the telly!

I would return to this league is a "Vincent Tan" mode was installed

You means we each get a work experience kid to do our transfers

That's barely different if we base it on Olly's transfer record

I was going to say CF but you beat me to the punch

Hello everybody!

CF would have been a fairer reflection but still.

Hi Bull. Want a job?

What do you mean want a job Marky Mark?

In the league, of course.