Euro Division Homepage LXXI

by **Afro** Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:50 am

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New Rules - the deadline for accepting lawyers offers is midday the Monday after they are posted up.

The new TP week will run from 12pm Tuesday to 11.59am the following Tuesday. Therefore your allowance of 2 TPs per week will reset at midday each Tuesday

Tactics due by 11.59pm on Thursday 21st November

Tactics sent to Zinedine_Ze_Zebra, the tactics for Zinedine_Ze_Zebra's game (this week it's versus Fernando) will be sent to Marky.

Votes are sent to Marky. Votes must be in by 11:59pm on Monday of the appropriate gameweek.

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by Trebs Thu 09 Jan 2014, 1:35 pm

In all seriousness, I can't see the problem with Smalling dressing up as a Jagerbomb. If he was at a private party, where nobody was offended there, then it shouldn't be out in the open.

by FIFA Diva Thu 09 Jan 2014, 1:45 pm

The people who claim to be shocked are the same people that make r***/death jokes

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 09 Jan 2014, 1:49 pm

onlytreblewinners wrote:In all seriousness, I can't see the problem with Smalling dressing up as a Jagerbomb. If he was at a private party, where nobody was offended there, then it shouldn't be out in the open.

The media are fully buzzin off Man United & our form right now. Anything anyone connected to Man United does which can be a negative will be used in a cash cow manner.

These things happen all the time with managers/clubs under pressure and so on blar blar blar. All of it is just a cash cow for our media.

by Trebs Thu 09 Jan 2014, 1:52 pm

If Moyes can win the league cup, get to the semi finals of the CL and get top 4 I would call our season a job well done.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:15 pm

onlytreblewinners wrote:If Moyes can win the league cup, get to the semi finals of the CL and get top 4 I would call our season a job well done.

If he can pull off the semi finals of the CL I'll eat my left testicle.

by Trebs Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:17 pm

Olympiacos are hardly the most difficult of opponents, so we ought to get into the quarter finals. Then it's one more victory to the semis.

by FIFA Diva Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:23 pm

Top 4 is my main concern and we're 5 points off Liverpool, this season hadn't been the apocalypse like some have made it out to be. We will be fine, I guarantee we will get 4th spot, regroup in the Summer make some signings and take it from there. An nick can suck everyone off with his anti Moyes gang.

by sodhat Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:24 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Top 4 is my main concern and we're 5 points off Liverpool, this season hadn't been the apocalypse like some have made it out to be. We will be fine, I guarantee we will get 4th spot, regroup in the Summer make some signings and take it from there. An nick can suck everyone off with his anti Moyes gang.

What do you mean everyone? Do I get sucked off too?

This will be harder than the time you promised to sexually please every member of this site.

by FIFA Diva Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:28 pm

Everyone is going a bit too far, he'll have to suck off around 500 people, he definitely has to blow all the guys here which means you get sucked off.

Oh yeah I didn't promise, it was Marky and Nick dividing the time it would take me to bang all members here without sleep

by Trebs Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:30 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Everyone is going a bit too far, he'll have to suck off around 500 people, he definitely has to blow all the guys here which means you get sucked off.

Oh yeah I didn't promise, it was Marky and Nick dividing the time it would take me to bang all members here without sleep

Wait so you're thinking of banging others... it's not just me? broken

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:32 pm

onlytreblewinners wrote:Olympiacos are hardly the most difficult of opponents, so we ought to get into the quarter finals. Then it's one more victory to the semis.

Yeah but you're sh!t. I wouldn't even bet on you to beat Olympiacos, let alone a good team in the quarters.

by FIFA Diva Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:36 pm

Mighty you have the nerve to question me when you Tweeted "I have the best Girlfriend ever" you don't think I saw that?

Firstly I didn't bang anyone from v2, they were counting up how many I could potentially bang, nothing to do with me at all. Secondly getting sucked off by Nick is not something I'm looking forward to but I know it has to be done. You get jealous too quickly, I was going to buy you a nice dress for Valentines.

by Trebs Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:37 pm

Olly wrote:
onlytreblewinners wrote:Olympiacos are hardly the most difficult of opponents, so we ought to get into the quarter finals. Then it's one more victory to the semis.

Yeah but you're sh!t. I wouldn't even bet on you to beat Olympiacos, let alone a good team in the quarters.

Do you want your troglodytic head smashed in?

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:39 pm

onlytreblewinners wrote:
Olly wrote:
onlytreblewinners wrote:Olympiacos are hardly the most difficult of opponents, so we ought to get into the quarter finals. Then it's one more victory to the semis.

Yeah but you're sh!t. I wouldn't even bet on you to beat Olympiacos, let alone a good team in the quarters.

Do you want your troglodytic head smashed in?

Do you know how much goddamn money Utd have cost me this season?!?! Its in the hudreds I tell thee!!!

Plus you are pants.

by Trebs Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:40 pm

Olly wrote:
onlytreblewinners wrote:
Olly wrote:
onlytreblewinners wrote:Olympiacos are hardly the most difficult of opponents, so we ought to get into the quarter finals. Then it's one more victory to the semis.

Yeah but you're sh!t. I wouldn't even bet on you to beat Olympiacos, let alone a good team in the quarters.

Do you want your troglodytic head smashed in?

Do you know how much goddamn money Utd have cost me this season?!?! Its in the hudreds I tell thee!!!

Plus you are pants.

Gambling = √EVIL

by sodhat Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:41 pm

This was the calculation Viva. You had promised to give them all D.

sodhat wrote:There are 5339 members here to give D to per week.

That means 763.7 members per day will need to receive their D.

Per hour, that is 31.7 members Viva has to give D to. Assuming he gets 8 hours sleep a night that number may increase to 47 members per day receiving his D.

by FIFA Diva Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:41 pm

Mighty spark him out.

by **RDW** Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:43 pm

Onlytreblewinners – absolutely no need for that aggressive post.

by FIFA Diva Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:43 pm

sodhat wrote:This was the calculation Viva. You had promised to give them all D.

sodhat wrote:There are 5339 members here to give D to per week.

That means 763.7 members per day will need to receive their D.

Per hour, that is 31.7 members Viva has to give D to. Assuming he gets 8 hours sleep a night that number may increase to 47 members per day receiving his D.

Haha oh yeah I remember I promised to give the D, I completely forgot about it. But Nick definitely has to suck everyone off when we finish 4th.

by sodhat Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:44 pm

And if they don't finish 4th - what will you do? You can't be wussing out on a bet, so you need to offer something.

by sodhat Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:47 pm

You in trouble Trebs.

by FIFA Diva Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:47 pm

RDW_Scotland wrote:Onlytreblewinners – absolutely no need for that aggressive post.

As a former moderator on this site I must warn you not to pull out the red highlight straight away. What did Mighty do to warrant that?

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:47 pm

RDW_Scotland wrote:Onlytreblewinners – absolutely no need for that aggressive post.

Gwan knock him out son boxing

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:47 pm

An nick can suck everyone off with his anti Moyes gang.

What? think you need to have an eye test Viva. Your clearly struggling to read Smile

Anti Moyes Laugh

. Ive never once said Moyes out. Ill say it again in CAPS for you Viva.
BASED ON WHAT OVE SEEN SO FAR I QUESTION MOYES' TACTICAL ABILITY. Wink

Anyway, did you see him the other day against Sunderland, we're 2-1 down chasing the game & (I think this was in the last 10 mins of the match) hes sitting down in the dugout with his arms folded.
Whats that about?
Id like to see a bit of passion & fight, get in your technical area & shout your mouth off.

We should be good for 4th spot. I really want Fellaini to come back & step him game up. If he can settle & play consistently we could paper over crack till reinforcement time in the summer.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:49 pm

onlytreblewinners wrote:
Olly wrote:
onlytreblewinners wrote:
Olly wrote:
onlytreblewinners wrote:Olympiacos are hardly the most difficult of opponents, so we ought to get into the quarter finals. Then it's one more victory to the semis.

Yeah but you're sh!t. I wouldn't even bet on you to beat Olympiacos, let alone a good team in the quarters.

Do you want your troglodytic head smashed in?

Do you know how much goddamn money Utd have cost me this season?!?! Its in the hudreds I tell thee!!!

Plus you are pants.

Gambling = √EVIL

Gambling on football = evil! Three times this year my accy has been let down by last minute goals.

Gambling on the NFL means I make a fortune. Soddy I won 40 quid on wildcard weekend Cool

by sodhat Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:49 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
RDW_Scotland wrote:Onlytreblewinners – absolutely no need for that aggressive post.

As a former moderator on this site I must warn you not to pull out the red highlight straight away. What did Mighty do to warrant that?

As a member of the Harry Potter fan club I must warn you to pipe down before I get all avada kadavra on your ass.

by Trebs Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:50 pm

I prefer Crucio Sodhat

by sodhat Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:51 pm

Olly wrote:
onlytreblewinners wrote:
Olly wrote:
onlytreblewinners wrote:
Olly wrote:
onlytreblewinners wrote:Olympiacos are hardly the most difficult of opponents, so we ought to get into the quarter finals. Then it's one more victory to the semis.

Yeah but you're sh!t. I wouldn't even bet on you to beat Olympiacos, let alone a good team in the quarters.

Do you want your troglodytic head smashed in?

Do you know how much goddamn money Utd have cost me this season?!?! Its in the hudreds I tell thee!!!

Plus you are pants.

Gambling = √EVIL

Gambling on football = evil! Three times this year my accy has been let down by last minute goals.

Gambling on the NFL means I make a fortune. Soddy I won 40 quid on wildcard weekend

Why do I get the feeling £40 doesn't quite cover the losses you've already made?

by sodhat Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:52 pm

onlytreblewinners wrote:I prefer Crucio Sodhat

Mean.

At least avada kadavra is a quick end.

by FIFA Diva Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:52 pm

If United do not finish in top 4 I will give every manager in this league 20 pounds.

Nick you need to stop your anti Moyes BS poisoning our fans with fake stories an stuff. Support Moyes

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:54 pm

Trebs, see my bet from last night:

Won a nice cheeky £30 lasy night.
Back Man City -2, Barca -2. St Etienne to win & Fiorentina to win.
Messi struck in the 90th minute to give me the 3rd goal to win my bet. Was £5 free bet to so quite pleased with that.

by Trebs Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:55 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Trebs, see my bet from last night:
Won a nice cheeky £30 lasy night.
Back Man City -2, Barca -2. St Etienne to win & Fiorentina to win.
Messi struck in the 90th minute to give me the 3rd goal to win my bet. Was £5 free bet to so quite pleased with that.

Nice one, 6/1 is some good odds on that. I lost my £5 free bet on United DNB Bet in Play Sad

by Fan Gilhaus Thu 09 Jan 2014, 2:57 pm

tactics in

by Trebs Thu 09 Jan 2014, 3:00 pm

sodhat wrote:
onlytreblewinners wrote:I prefer Crucio Sodhat

Mean.

At least avada kadavra is a quick end.

Maybe we could put the Imperius curse on Viva?

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 09 Jan 2014, 3:04 pm

[quote=Viva]Nick you need to stop your anti Moyes BS poisoning our fans with fake stories an stuff. Support Moyes[/quote]Sorry Viva, I wont leak suicide bomber fancy dress outfiters to the sun next time as its anti Man United of me

onlytreblewinners wrote:Nice one, 6/1 is some good odds on that. I lost my £5 free bet on United DNB Bet in Play

I was buzzin with the odds & more so when Messi popped up in the 90th minute.
I was thinking of tweeting it to the group but its only the £30 one, @Stevie one the other day being a £210 winner puts mine to shame lol.

by FIFA Diva Thu 09 Jan 2014, 3:11 pm

Nick what's your win loss ratio when betting?

by Gregers Thu 09 Jan 2014, 3:15 pm

Please watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y5cZgYZBrA

A work mate of mine at the christmas party...

by Marky Thu 09 Jan 2014, 3:16 pm

Crawley ruined my accumulator last night. Had PSG, City, Barca, Olympiakos and someone else, with varying handicaps, and Crawley to win. Gutted twice.

by FIFA Diva Thu 09 Jan 2014, 3:23 pm

Gregers wrote:Please watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y5cZgYZBrA

A work mate of mine at the christmas party...

Do not disrespect the moustache, if you are not able to grow a proper tash then do not attempt to, you'll look like a school peado cleaner, secondly who is the fag in the pink shirt? Thridly I was expecting something better, smash his face or something. Sorry for insulting the video but I am giving you proper feedback.

by sodhat Thu 09 Jan 2014, 3:24 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
Gregers wrote:Please watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y5cZgYZBrA

A work mate of mine at the christmas party...

Do not disrespect the moustache, if you are not able to grow a proper tash then do not attempt to, you'll look like a school peado cleaner, secondly who is the fag in the pink shirt? Thridly I was expecting something better, smash his face or something. Sorry for insulting the video but I am giving you proper feedback.

I bet now you've said it Gregers was in the pink shirt.

by Gregers Thu 09 Jan 2014, 3:25 pm

Not me in the pink shirt

Better than your tash viva?

by FIFA Diva Thu 09 Jan 2014, 3:26 pm

sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:
Gregers wrote:Please watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y5cZgYZBrA

A work mate of mine at the christmas party...

Do not disrespect the moustache, if you are not able to grow a proper tash then do not attempt to, you'll look like a school peado cleaner, secondly who is the fag in the pink shirt? Thridly I was expecting something better, smash his face or something. Sorry for insulting the video but I am giving you proper feedback.

I bet now you've said it Gregers was in the pink shirt.

Well he is from Brighton.

by sodhat Thu 09 Jan 2014, 3:29 pm

It's the 21st century now, Viva

I've even heard rumours that ladies can vote

by FIFA Diva Thu 09 Jan 2014, 3:30 pm

Gregers wrote:Not me in the pink shirt

Better than your tash viva?

My tash is better, it is darker and has better shape. That just looks like fluff on top of his lip.

by FIFA Diva Thu 09 Jan 2014, 3:32 pm

sodhat wrote:It's the 21st century now, Viva

I've even heard rumours that ladies can vote

I was just joking around with Gregers, I don't have a problem with Gays if I did you wouldn't see in China Town taking pics with Marco Reus lookalikes

by sodhat Thu 09 Jan 2014, 3:34 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
sodhat wrote:It's the 21st century now, Viva

I've even heard rumours that ladies can vote

I was just joking around with Gregers, I don't have a problem with Gays if I did you wouldn't see in China Town taking pics with Marco Reus lookalikes

I'd have thought you'd have more pictures with Li Tie (remember him?) lookalikes.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 09 Jan 2014, 3:38 pm

Viva wrote:Nick what's your win loss ratio when betting?

Err not sure on ratio. My spreadsheet is on laptop at home so cant give exact figures but as an estimate this season (not including outright season bets) ive speant around £300 ish & winnings around around £500 ish. So £200 up based on that estimate.
I tend to get small wins but always miss out on my main, big winner each week.
Last night was the first win off one of my £5 free bets so thats why I was so chuffed with it.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 09 Jan 2014, 4:21 pm

Looking at this for tonight:
Roma, Real Sociedad, Forest Green & Real Madrid -2 @ 6.94/1
What you reckon trebs?

Roma KO at 5pm

by Trebs Thu 09 Jan 2014, 6:19 pm

Sorry for the delay. I reckon Real Sociedad will be the one to cost you, if any, although they do look strong at home. The rest will all win I'd have thought, good bet

by FIFA Diva Thu 09 Jan 2014, 8:02 pm

Question for mighty and nick, others may answer if they like. Do you class ronaldo as a Manchester United legend? I personally don't.

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