Wales Six Nations Chances Disrupted By Severe Weather

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/wales-gone-2014021383550

A spokes person from the WRU has confirmed that Wales rugby team will be largely unaffected due to most of the good players being based in France.

The FRU has accused Wales of deliberately attempting to confound travel plans of French supporters.

Exactly the same thing happened to New Zealand, used to be part of Australia. Now just a dreary backwater.

Scratch wrote:Exactly the same thing happened to New Zealand, used to be part of Australia. Now just a dreary backwater.

Yes, NZ heard the British were coming and made a break for it.

GloriousEmpire wrote:

Scratch wrote:Exactly the same thing happened to New Zealand, used to be part of Australia. Now just a dreary backwater.

Yes, NZ heard the British were coming and made a break for it.

... never the less still a dreary backwater.

Coming from a Welshman, ahem, living in NZ

I have a job that suits dreary backwater places

Bye bye then

rainbow-warrior wrote:

GloriousEmpire wrote:

Scratch wrote:Exactly the same thing happened to New Zealand, used to be part of Australia. Now just a dreary backwater.

Yes, NZ heard the British were coming and made a break for it.

... never the less still a dreary backwater.

To get on it NZ you need to embrace the dreary backwater nature of things. Once you do, it's fantastic.

Things in life, genrally turn out to be what you make them. I have a friend for instance who is insufferably rich, spends most of his life floating around the med in a super yacht with a bevy of lingerie models, when he's not at his chalet in Switzerland skiing with the same. He's completely miserable and bored most of the time. Can't hold up an end of a conversation and usually just gets drunk and morbid when he has his few friends over. Endless short discussions on the pointlessness of existence. Nothing is ever good enough for him and he regularly ends up an an irate fuming lather over a delivery of champagne that is short or incorrectly taxed or in sufficiently seasoned food. My bet is he'll have a heart attack and die, leaving all his money to a wild life sanctuary or something. Lesson is it's not where you are or what you have, or what you make of it, but just if you can find a way to be happy.

Even in Wales?

To get on it the UK you need to embrace the dreary backwater nature of things. Once you do, it's fantastic.

Things in life, genrally turn out to be what you make them. I have a friend for instance who is insufferably rich, spends most of his life floating around the med in a super yacht with a bevy of lingerie models, when he's not at his chalet in Switzerland skiing with the same. He's completely miserable and bored most of the time. Can't hold up an end of a conversation and usually just gets drunk and morbid when he has his few friends over. Endless short discussions on the pointlessness of existence. Nothing is ever good enough for him and he regularly ends up an an irate fuming lather over a delivery of champagne that is short or incorrectly taxed or in sufficiently seasoned food. My bet is he'll have a heart attack and die, leaving all his money to a wild life sanctuary or something. Lesson is it's not where you are or what you have, or what you make of it, but just if you can find a way to be happy.

To get on it in SA you need a hat.

GloriousEmpire wrote:

rainbow-warrior wrote:

GloriousEmpire wrote:

Scratch wrote:Exactly the same thing happened to New Zealand, used to be part of Australia. Now just a dreary backwater.

Yes, NZ heard the British were coming and made a break for it.

... never the less still a dreary backwater.

To get on it NZ you need to embrace the dreary backwater nature of things. Once you do, it's fantastic.

Things in life, genrally turn out to be what you make them. I have a friend for instance who is insufferably rich, spends most of his life floating around the med in a super yacht with a bevy of lingerie models, when he's not at his chalet in Switzerland skiing with the same. He's completely miserable and bored most of the time. Can't hold up an end of a conversation and usually just gets drunk and morbid when he has his few friends over. Endless short discussions on the pointlessness of existence. Nothing is ever good enough for him and he regularly ends up an an irate fuming lather over a delivery of champagne that is short or incorrectly taxed or in sufficiently seasoned food. My bet is he'll have a heart attack and die, leaving all his money to a wild life sanctuary or something. Lesson is it's not where you are or what you have, or what you make of it, but just if you can find a way to be happy.

I didnt think you even liked Sir Clive let alone actually being friends with him.

rainbow-warrior wrote:To get on it the UK you need to embrace the dreary backwater nature of things. Once you do, it's fantastic.

Things in life, genrally turn out to be what you make them. I have a friend for instance who is insufferably rich, spends most of his life floating around the med in a super yacht with a bevy of lingerie models, when he's not at his chalet in Switzerland skiing with the same. He's completely miserable and bored most of the time. Can't hold up an end of a conversation and usually just gets drunk and morbid when he has his few friends over. Endless short discussions on the pointlessness of existence. Nothing is ever good enough for him and he regularly ends up an an irate fuming lather over a delivery of champagne that is short or incorrectly taxed or in sufficiently seasoned food. My bet is he'll have a heart attack and die, leaving all his money to a wild life sanctuary or something. Lesson is it's not where you are or what you have, or what you make of it, but just if you can find a way to be happy.

I'm glad you agree with me. Now go practise what you preach. Misery drawers.

rainbow-warrior wrote:I have a job that suits dreary backwater places

...and a personality?

Heh, that dailymash really needs to get some new material!

Every time there's a bit of bad weather the old 'Wales leaves British mainland' story get bandied about these spoof sites.

GloriousEmpire wrote:

To get on it NZ you need to embrace the dreary backwater nature of things. Once you do, it's fantastic.

Things in life, genrally turn out to be what you make them. I have a friend for instance who is insufferably rich, spends most of his life floating around the med in a super yacht with a bevy of lingerie models, when he's not at his chalet in Switzerland skiing with the same. He's completely miserable and bored most of the time. Can't hold up an end of a conversation and usually just gets drunk and morbid when he has his few friends over. Endless short discussions on the pointlessness of existence. Nothing is ever good enough for him and he regularly ends up an an irate fuming lather over a delivery of champagne that is short or incorrectly taxed or in sufficiently seasoned food. My bet is he'll have a heart attack and die, leaving all his money to a wild life sanctuary or something. Lesson is it's not where you are or what you have, or what you make of it, but just if you can find a way to be happy.

Why are you friends with him then? The lingerie models? That would be a good enough reason for me.

I like your thinking GE. I used to say this to my ex fiancé all the time. No matter what situation you find yourself in it is possible to make the most of it and be relatively happy rather than constantly lamenting what you don't have and be permanently miserable.

GunsGerms wrote:I used to say this to my ex fiancé all the time. No matter what situation you find yourself in it is possible to make the most of it and be relatively happy rather than constantly lamenting what you don't have and be permanently miserable.

Not the most romantic proposal ever

Cyril wrote:

GunsGerms wrote:I used to say this to my ex fiancé all the time. No matter what situation you find yourself in it is possible to make the most of it and be relatively happy rather than constantly lamenting what you don't have and be permanently miserable.

Not the most romantic proposal ever

That's probably why she is my ex Cyril. Happy valentines day!

GunsGerms wrote:

Cyril wrote:

GunsGerms wrote:I used to say this to my ex fiancé all the time. No matter what situation you find yourself in it is possible to make the most of it and be relatively happy rather than constantly lamenting what you don't have and be permanently miserable.

Not the most romantic proposal ever

That's probably why she is my ex Cyril. Happy valentines day!

Ha, right back at ya!

Ah that's lovely.  A big furry Card the size of a two-storey gable end is being shoved through Cyril's *ahem* letterbox.

SecretFly wrote:

rainbow-warrior wrote:I have a job that suits dreary backwater places

...and a personality?

no

Evidently

GloriousEmpire wrote:Evidently

stop abusing posters, house rules, mods, invasion etc etc

GloriousEmpire wrote:

rainbow-warrior wrote:

GloriousEmpire wrote:

Scratch wrote:Exactly the same thing happened to New Zealand, used to be part of Australia. Now just a dreary backwater.

Yes, NZ heard the British were coming and made a break for it.

... never the less still a dreary backwater.

To get on it NZ you need to embrace the dreary backwater nature of things. Once you do, it's fantastic.

Things in life, genrally turn out to be what you make them. I have a friend for instance who is insufferably rich, spends most of his life floating around the med in a super yacht with a bevy of lingerie models, when he's not at his chalet in Switzerland skiing with the same. He's completely miserable and bored most of the time. Can't hold up an end of a conversation and usually just gets drunk and morbid when he has his few friends over. Endless short discussions on the pointlessness of existence. Nothing is ever good enough for him and he regularly ends up an an irate fuming lather over a delivery of champagne that is short or incorrectly taxed or in sufficiently seasoned food. My bet is he'll have a heart attack and die, leaving all his money to a wild life sanctuary or something. Lesson is it's not where you are or what you have, or what you make of it, but just if you can find a way to be happy.

Clearly your mate is not too bright.  He doesn't need  bevy of the girls, just 6.  One for each day of the week, bar Saturday which is dedicated to Rugby.  At the end of Rugby season, he should spend his summers holding tryouts for the next season.  

He is drunk and morbid because he is living amongst the Swiss who have no sense of humour.  And yachting on the Med?  Dumb, really.  Look at virtually every country bordering the Med.  They are populated with truculent, criminal, warlike, or generally unsavoury types.  Almost as bad as the coast of Somalia.  If he had two brain cells to rub together, he would be in the Caribbean.  Properly executed money can buy happiness.  Your friend clearly is not too bright.

GloriousEmpire wrote:Evidently

Correct again numbnuts. My personality does not suit a dreary backwater, hence the 'no' ..... you really should try to keep up.  

Your personality is a dreary backwater k-w.

You guys seriuosly need to find something to do.   

rainbow-warrior wrote:

GloriousEmpire wrote:Evidently

Correct again numbnuts.  My personality does not suit a dreary backwater, hence the 'no' ..... you really should try to keep up.  

Then why not move somewhere your personality is better suited to? Are your feet nailed to something?

GloriousEmpire wrote:

rainbow-warrior wrote:

GloriousEmpire wrote:Evidently

Correct again numbnuts.  My personality does not suit a dreary backwater, hence the 'no' ..... you really should try to keep up.  

Then why not move somewhere your personality is better suited to? Are your feet nailed to something?

Gentlemen, I suggest you leave the personals banter out of it, use your PM's if you want to continue this discussion, there is very little in the thread that suggests it should continue open.

Yeah agreed BT. The spirit was light hearted and I'm saddened that this has devolved into another nationalistic and personal point scoring exercise, feel free to lock the thread and ill avoid light hearted sentiment in off weeks in the future.

GloriousEmpire wrote:Yeah agreed BT. The spirit was light hearted and I'm saddened chuffed to bits that this has devolved into another nationalistic and personal point scoring exercise, feel free to lock the thread and ill avoid light hearted sentiment in off weeks in the future.

   fixed that for you.