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Post by offload Tue 01 Apr 2014, 13:23

Thr IRB today announced new experimental laws governing the number of players on the field.  A spokesman announced that players would be reduced to 13 to "provide for more open space, less scrum resets and cleaner breakdowns".  The experiment will start this summer and effect the planned tours including England's tour in NZ.

The IRB have denied any confusion with the "other code" stating that spectators " will know what they are watching because referees will still be instructed to shout "no hands" and "ruck" from time to time, although they will have to remeber not to shout ""leave it 7".

The experiment will be phased in with the SH teams first to take the fireld with 6 forwards followed by the NH several months later.  A spokesperson for the All Blacks denied that this would give England any advantage on the upcomming tour and claimed they were not bothered as they were going to rest a couple of key back row forwards anyway.

When will the IRB stop messing with the game we love.   furious
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Post by Scrumpy Tue 01 Apr 2014, 14:03

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Post by Biltong Tue 01 Apr 2014, 14:12

offload wrote:Thr IRB today announced new experimental laws governing the number of players on the field.  A spokesman announced that players would be reduced to 13 to "provide for more open space, less scrum resets and cleaner breakdowns".  The experiment will start this summer and effect the planned tours including England's tour in NZ.

The IRB have denied any confusion with the "other code" stating that spectators " will know what they are watching because referees will still be instructed to shout "no hands" and "ruck" from time to time, although they will have to remeber not to shout ""leave it 7".

The experiment will be phased in with the SH teams first to take the fireld with 6 forwards followed by the NH several months later.  A spokesperson for the All Blacks denied that this would give England any advantage on the upcomming tour and claimed they were not bothered as they were going to rest a couple of key back row forwards anyway.

When will the IRB stop messing with the game we love.   furious

You forgot the "just kidding' at the end of your post. Wink
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Post by aucklandlaurie Tue 01 Apr 2014, 14:17

April Fools day was yesterday.

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Post by cakeordeath Tue 01 Apr 2014, 14:41

aucklandlaurie wrote:April Fools day was yesterday.

Not where it matters in the world Run

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Post by tigertattie Tue 01 Apr 2014, 14:50

cakeordeath wrote:
aucklandlaurie wrote:April Fools day was yesterday.

Not where it matters in the world Run

but it is after 12pm so in the rules of fools day, the joke is on you cake! you are the fool!  laughing
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Post by cakeordeath Tue 01 Apr 2014, 14:56

tigertattie wrote:
cakeordeath wrote:
aucklandlaurie wrote:April Fools day was yesterday.

Not where it matters in the world Run

but it is after 12pm so in the rules of fools day, the joke is on you cake! you are the fool!  laughing

By your rules. Also I never specified where in the world.....who is the fool now......it's still me isn't it

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Post by Submachine Tue 01 Apr 2014, 19:28

I'd say Mr T is absolutely run off his feet today

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