Injuries

by GSC Fri 06 Jun 2014, 9:37 am

First topic message reminder :

You receive 3 injuries to players on your team every Tuesday. These are not permitted to play in the following game.

by FIFA Diva Thu 20 Nov 2014, 9:50 am

Your luck continues.

by sodhat Thu 20 Nov 2014, 9:52 am

I don't think I'm lucky.

I've broken two bones in my face, three teeth, and had an unfortunate injury to a private part this year.

by FIFA Diva Thu 20 Nov 2014, 9:56 am

What? I've only heard about the one tooth. What happend to your privates?

by sodhat Thu 20 Nov 2014, 9:59 am

I damaged both front incisors in the fall, and one of the side chaps.

The privates...now that was an injury.

Think musical instruments and you're on the right track.

p.s. probably should stop cluttering the injury page with our man chat.

by **Afro** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 10:10 am

sodhat wrote:
Think musical instruments and you're on the right track.

Over enthusiastic strumming?

by FIFA Diva Thu 20 Nov 2014, 10:14 am

I can only wish you a better 2015.

Same thing happened to Azzy he snapped his too, I didn't see it he told me. I agree we should stop here.

by Fernando Thu 20 Nov 2014, 12:36 pm

Koba wrote:What? I've only heard about the one tooth. What happend to your privates?

http://www.theladbible.com/articles/this-guy-will-regret-experimenting-with-a-Winkle-pump

^ What happened to Soddy

by **Hero** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 12:50 pm

Once when I was in Band camp...

by FIFA Diva Mon 24 Nov 2014, 3:14 pm

Granada week 11 Injuries

Diego Buonanotte
Ron Vlaar
Juan Bernat

by Fernando Tue 20 Jan 2015, 2:53 pm

Season 3 Week 1
Genk
Lazlo Koteles
Luca Caldirola
Siebe Schrijvers

Paok
Daley Sinkgraven
Jeremy Menez
Jonas Hector

Montepellier
Anton Mitryushkin
Benedikt Howedes
Raheem Sterling

Verona
Alvaro Dominguez
Javier Mascherano
Mauro Zarate

Bordeaux
Lucas Silva
Aleix Vidal
Yacine Brahimi

Twente
Reece James
Ryan Gauld
Julian Green

Bremen
Clemens Fritz
Ashley Cole
Cédric Makiadi

Basel
Gaston Sauro
Arlind Ajeti
Daley Blind

Granada
Gianlugi Buffon
Erik Durm
Mitchel te Vrede

by FIFA Diva Tue 27 Jan 2015, 12:03 pm

Genk
Patrice Evra
Dusan Tadic
Heung Min Son

Montepellier
Hugo Campagnaro
Gylfi Sirgyrdsson
Divock Origi

Verona
Javier Mascherano
Adnan Januzaj
Cristian Tello

Granada
Fabinho
Diego Buonanotte
Adam Ljalic

FC Giroud
Younes Kaabouni
Xabi Alonso
Diafra Sakho

Twente
Adrian Rabiot
Cesc Fabregas
James McCarthy

FC Basel
Yaan Sommer
Daley Blind
Paulo Dybala

Werder Bremen
Richard Strebinger
Aleksander Stevanovic
Arkadiusz Milik

PAOK
Steven Gerrard
Sammir
Angelo Ogbonna

by **Hero** Tue 27 Jan 2015, 12:16 pm

Well there's my midfield fecked to buggery!

by **Afro** Tue 27 Jan 2015, 12:18 pm

It's okay, it's not like you haven't got a strong squ.......

Oh hang on!

by **Afro** Tue 27 Jan 2015, 12:21 pm

Although in your favour, you do have a lawyer that allows you to sell a galactico and begin to build a competitive squad

by **Hero** Tue 27 Jan 2015, 12:43 pm

Yeah I'd noticed the lawyer.

All well and good squad building but I did have two centre midfielders as back up, to then get 3 injuries to the same position would be a struggle for most teams.

by **Afro** Tue 27 Jan 2015, 12:57 pm

I think your injuries this week show the benefit in building your squad rather than first XI.

You're right that teams might struggle, but I also think that for most teams, if they did get two CM injuries, the step down to their backup wouldn't be so impactful

by **Hero** Tue 27 Jan 2015, 12:59 pm

I'd normally have Rabiot and Suarez as replacements which aren't bad at all, both pretty sought after players in Europe, Suarez's value has just gone past 10m on TM and Rabiot's constantly linked with a move to Juve/Arsenal/Chelsea.

Great Transfermarkt has just gone down so can't even replace them atm.

by **Afro** Tue 27 Jan 2015, 1:01 pm

Only just noticed Rabiot is injured too Shocked

by **Hero** Tue 27 Jan 2015, 1:10 pm

Exactly! There's bad luck and then there's bad luck!

by Holymiky Tue 27 Jan 2015, 1:23 pm

I completely understand your frustrations Hero but look on the brightside, you have Cesc Fabregas!

by Fernando Tue 27 Jan 2015, 2:10 pm

Just be glad Trebs didn't get his way wanting 4 injuries...

by **Hero** Tue 27 Jan 2015, 2:18 pm

Yeah then Viva would have had to have typed out Suarez as well Whistle

by Fernando Tue 27 Jan 2015, 2:20 pm

Probably Tevez the way that was heading Laugh

I got Alonso injured so not too bad can replace Sakho with Ayoze/Vietto if need be or back to 4-2-3-1 this week since your XI is that predictable with a lack of squad Whistle

#NotATacticalGenius

by **Hero** Tue 27 Jan 2015, 2:22 pm

GSC actually has a smaller squad than me with 17 in it so he could really get punished with injuries.

by Fernando Tue 27 Jan 2015, 2:26 pm

He has quality on his side for the most part though Whistle

by FIFA Diva Tue 27 Jan 2015, 3:07 pm

All I'm going to say is.

Fail to prepare. Prepare to fail.

by Fernando Tue 27 Jan 2015, 3:20 pm

That's BS i walked into a job interview not knowing what the job was and left with it cos i was nailing one of her workers

#WhenInDoubtPlough

by FIFA Diva Tue 27 Jan 2015, 3:45 pm

You got lucky.

by Fernando Tue 27 Jan 2015, 3:47 pm

twice that day Laugh

by Marky Tue 27 Jan 2015, 5:13 pm

Fernando wrote:That's BS i walked into a job interview not knowing what the job was and left with it cos i was nailing one of her workers

#WhenInDoubtPlough

Are you Viscera?

by FIFA Diva Tue 03 Feb 2015, 11:40 am

Fc Basel
Arlind Ajeti
Behrang Safari
Memphis Depay

Bordeaux
Azbe Jug
Benoit Tremoulinas
Goncalo Guedes

Bremen
Marcos Alonso
Cédric Makiadi
Adam Maher

Genk
Jamaal Lascelles
Joe Mason
Rolando Aarons

Granada
Fabinho
Ron Vlaar
Alexis Sanchez

Montepellier
Anton Mitryushkin
Hugo Campagnaro
Lewis Holtby

Twente
Reece James
Hakan Calhanoglu
Keita Balde Diao

Verona
Curtis Davies
Michael Carrick
Layvin Kurzawa

Paok
Juan Bernat
Karim Rekik
Sammir

by FIFA Diva Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:37 pm

Season 3 week 4

Basel
Phillipe Mexes
Giovanni Dos Santos
Jose Luis Gaya

Bremen
Ashley Cole
Clemens Fritz
Santiago García

Bordeaux
Didier Drogba
Azbe Jug
Hector Bellerin

Genk
Marcelo Diaz
James Wilson
Rio Mavuba

Granada
Morgan Sanson
Abdelhamdi El Kaoutari
Demarai Gray

Montepellier
Jose Fonte
Samuel Eto'o
Modou Barrow

Twente
Hakan Calhanoglu
Douglas Costa
Alvaro Medran

Verona
Alessandro Lucarelli
Mauro Zarate
Miralem Pjanic

by Azzy Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:47 pm

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9.Juan Bernat
10.Ricardo van Rhijn
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12.Max Meyer
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by Trebs Tue 10 Feb 2015, 1:00 pm

Mate I don't have any injuries/.

by Marky Tue 10 Feb 2015, 1:12 pm

2 of the 3 Bremen injuries are Genk players, that and Bremen don't need injuries I'd just say Viva's cocked up Wink

by Azzy Tue 10 Feb 2015, 1:19 pm

Haha, Viva classic Laugh

by FIFA Diva Tue 10 Feb 2015, 1:30 pm

Marky wrote:2 of the 3 Bremen injuries are Genk players, that and Bremen don't need injuries I'd just say Viva's cocked up

I didn't copy and paste from ms word properly, ive fixed it now. You know all about cocking up after all you stared as Max from Max & Paddy Road to nowhere.

by Marky Tue 10 Feb 2015, 1:32 pm

Koba wrote:
Marky wrote:2 of the 3 Bremen injuries are Genk players, that and Bremen don't need injuries I'd just say Viva's cocked up

I didn't copy and paste from ms word properly, ive fixed it now. You know all about cocking up after all you stared as Max from Max & Paddy Road to nowhere.

That doesn't make sense as an insult. Even if the gag is I look like Peter Kay, what does that have to do with cocking up? Laugh

by FIFA Diva Tue 10 Feb 2015, 1:52 pm

There's no insult directed at you whatsoever.

You look like Max, Max along with Paddy is known to mess stuff up. You said I cocked up, I replied that you would know all about cocking up because you are Max aka Peter Kay. You got to admit you look like him

by Marky Tue 10 Feb 2015, 1:56 pm

Yep. As much as you look like Michael Jackass from Bo Selecta

by Azzy Tue 10 Feb 2015, 2:40 pm

It might be wrong to laugh at that, but shamone motherfudger. Viva sleeps on the floor, Jack the Ripper, he sleeps on da bed. Dat's right.

by FIFA Diva Tue 10 Feb 2015, 2:45 pm

Haha I was being genuine and I wasn't trying to insult Marky in fact I'd take it as a compliment.

Azzy you look like a mix between Piers Morgan & David Cameron.

by Azzy Tue 10 Feb 2015, 2:52 pm

I've always been told Oswald Mosley is my celebrity lookalike.

by FIFA Diva Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:44 pm

Who are my three injuries?

by Azzy Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:22 pm

Which team are you? If you're PAOK, I posted the random.org listing above. Robben, Gerrard, Kolasinac.

by FIFA Diva Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:25 pm

Oh Jesus.

by Azzy Tue 10 Feb 2015, 4:29 pm

You still have masses of quality mate. Imagine if we did 6 injuries, now that would have killed you. Look at that top 6.

by FIFA Diva Tue 17 Feb 2015, 2:38 pm

Game week 5
Genk
Lucas Digbe
Keisuke Honda
Frank Lampard

Paok
Max Meyer
Nikolaos Spyropoulos
Fredy Guarin

Verona
Patrick Van Aanholt
Davide Astori
Miralem Pjanic

Twente
Daniel Fernandes
Rafinha
Alvaro Medran

Montpellier
Jetro Willems
Thiago Motta
Ezeguiel Lavezzi

Granada
Joel Veltman
Darren Fletcher
Adam Ljalic

Bremen
Sebastian Mielitz
Richard Strebinger
Ilkay Gundogan

Bordeaux
Alexi Vidal
Jordon Ibe
Ayoze Perez

Basel
Iker Casillas
Gaston Sauro
Mattia De Sciglio

by FIFA Diva Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:35 pm

Game Week 6

Basel
Sammir
Memphis Depay
Daley Sinkgraven

Bordeaux
Daniele Rugani
Goncalo Guedes
Didier Drogba

Bremen
André Carrillo
Predrag Stevanovic
Felix Kroos

Genk
Siebe Schrijvers
Marcelo Diaz
Dan Burn

Granada
Diego Buonanotte
Francesco Totti
Sebastian Kehl

Twente
Brayan Angulo
Adrian Rabiot
Julian Green

Verona
Patrick van Aanholt
Michael Carrick
Cristian Tello

Montepellier
Ezequiel Lavezzi
Anton Mitryushkin
Jon Aurtenexte

PAOK
Max Meyer
Guarin
Nikolaos Spyropoulos

by FIFA Diva Tue 03 Mar 2015, 12:09 pm

Game Week 7

Basel
Luiz Adriano
Anthony Martial
Nicolas Boilesen

Bordeaux
Maxime Gonalons
Raphael Varane
Goncalo Guedes

Genk
Laszlo Koteles
Sekou Cisse
Morgan De Sanctis

Granada
Jeremy Toulalan
Francesco Totti
Ron Vlaar

Montpellier
Ross Barkley
Kostas Manolas
Modou Barrow

Twente
Pepe
Daniel Fernandes
Ryan Gauld

Verona
Mark Schwarzer
Mattia Cassani
Adnan Januzaj

Bremen
Raphael Wolf
Clement Fritz
Ilkay Gundogan

PAOK
Ricardo Van Rhijn
Blaise Matuidi
Juan Bernat

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