Recent Fury interview

Just found this on the inter web. Thought Tyson was as funny as always.

Contains swearing so be warned!

A massive prat as always, the sooner he's knocked out like Enzo Mac the better for British boxing.

Hammersmith harrier wrote:A massive prat as always, the sooner he's knocked out like Enzo Mac the better for British boxing.

Why would you compare Enzo to Fury. Enzo is a good bloke and well liked

My mum always used to say if you have nothing nice to say then don't say it at all. I think thats garbage, but she may have a point with this tool. All he ever talks about is how everyone ducks him and then calling them all "pussies" and suchlike - bad form.

Why does everyone take him so serious ?

its all tongue in cheek stuff, nobody is that insane.

Cheers Rodders

Rodney wrote:Why does everyone take him so serious ?

its all tongue in cheek stuff, nobody is that insane.

Cheers Rodders

Look at his eyes when he says it. He means it. hear his tension in his voice. he means it.

Cheers Jabmachine

He's in the game of selling a fight. That's how he makes money. The interview with him from this site before the Haye fight showed him to be a decent, honest chap in my eyes and he appeared to openly state that he was just selling the fight.

Hi namesake Mike tyson said and did far worse things but didn't seem to get the same level of vitriol as Tyson Fury does for just being/acting a bit of an idiot.

Wow our future heavyweight champion.

JabMachineMK2 wrote:All he ever talks about is how everyone ducks him and then calling them all "pussies" and suchlike - bad form.

As opposed to who he has sparred with... 

I enjoy fury, he's well aware he's talking a load of nonsense. He invented the word disasterise (American spelling disasterize, meaning: to bring disaster upon) ffs. A man of that talent is wasted in a boxing ring.

I sure hope he disasterises Chisora.

Whereas I hope Fury manages to electrocuterize himself with a toothbrush. Hopefully the shock with reset whatever misfiring neurons are causing him to be the massive tw*t we're subjected to on an all too frequent basis

DAVE667 wrote:Whereas I hope Fury manages to electrocuterize himself with a toothbrush. Hopefully the shock with reset whatever misfiring neurons are causing him to be the massive tw*t we're subjected to on an all too frequent basis

someone buy DAVE667 a electric toothbrush   

Adam D wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Whereas I hope Fury manages to electrocuterize himself with a toothbrush. Hopefully the shock with reset whatever misfiring neurons are causing him to be the massive tw*t we're subjected to on an all too frequent basis

someone buy DAVE667 a electric toothbrush   

I was going to write "electrocuterize himself with an electric toothbrush" but I figured it was unnecessary and obvious that I meant an electric toothbrush. I do worry that Fury may not fully understand but now I have visions of him trying to sellotape a couple of wires to a toothbrush and stick them into the shaver socket...thus confusing himself even more as it doesn't say 'toothbrushes' but he figures "What the heck, I'm Tyson Fury, I'll use an electric toothbrush via an electric shaver outlet just to confound expectations and shake up the world as we know it")

I really liked the bit where he said 'I'd like to rip David Haye's fXXking head off'.

He couldn't manage it even if Haye was in a coma. People talk about Haye's pre-fight bluster prior to being beaten by Wlad but you can multiply it by five when compared to the pre-fight nonsense Fury would come out with as/when he goes back on his word and signs up to fight Haye in the Autumn.

Fury knows Haye is still the biggest cash cow in Britain and even someone as stupid/arrogant as Fury wouldn't let several million quid slip through his fingers.

Fury's a joker while Haye is a deluded, sanctimonious, egocentric self fellatist.

Haye has talent while Fury has none, I know which one I prefer.

Hammersmith harrier wrote:Haye has talent while Fury has none, I know which one I prefer.

I don't need to read about your bedroom fantasies.

What next your "Me, David Haye and the story of Grindcore".

STRONGY fails miserably to remain objective when discussing Eddie Hearn or David Haye. My biggest hope would be Eddie and Haye joining forces. STRONGY's meltdown would be visible from space

DAVE667 wrote:STRONGY fails miserably to remain objective when discussing Eddie Hearn or David Haye. My biggest hope would be Eddie and Haye joining forces. STRONGY's meltdown would be visible from space

Eh Dave.....they have already joined forces.

Strongback wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:STRONGY fails miserably to remain objective when discussing Eddie Hearn or David Haye. My biggest hope would be Eddie and Haye joining forces. STRONGY's meltdown would be visible from space

Eh Dave.....they have already joined forces.

That was over a year ago. Figured all bets were off when he was injured, still, if the deal is back on I look forward to your meltdown

DAVE667 wrote:

Strongback wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:STRONGY fails miserably to remain objective when discussing Eddie Hearn or David Haye. My biggest hope would be Eddie and Haye joining forces. STRONGY's meltdown would be visible from space

Eh Dave.....they have already joined forces.

That was over a year ago. Figured all bets were off when he was injured, still, if the deal is back on I look forward to your meltdown

I suppose there must be some benefit to never admitting your wrong..........

Strongback wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Strongback wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:STRONGY fails miserably to remain objective when discussing Eddie Hearn or David Haye. My biggest hope would be Eddie and Haye joining forces. STRONGY's meltdown would be visible from space

Eh Dave.....they have already joined forces.

That was over a year ago. Figured all bets were off when he was injured, still, if the deal is back on I look forward to your meltdown

I suppose there must be some benefit to never admitting your wrong..........

Shame you'll never have the opportunity to find out what they might be

Can't blame Fury for hating Haye.