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Drop Terry, play Azpilicueta RB, Ivanovic CB

Afro wrote:

sodhat wrote:He'll be mayor by next week

Genuinely, he could be. Look at what we voted in, twice.

Thats true and I think Viva might be tempted by the power.

Would stop him asking Hero to be admin on here

Viva Bikes doesn't have the same ring to it though.

I do like the fact he's using a genuine cause for his own ends though, he would fit right in with the Tories.

sodhat wrote:

The Special Juan wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Reus would rip the premier League apart. 

I'm coming London this Saturday.

Which bit and why?

The answer to both those questions is "Soho Wangbar"

I went to a wangbar (or at least a bar exclusively for people with wangs) in Soho by mistake once. By the time we'd gotten to the bar and realised all the staff were male and in tight black tank-tops we realised it was time to go home.

Same thing happend to us back in 2008, but the bar had bed/sofa where you can lie down. My friend layed down next to some man who started chatting him up, it was hilarious he didn't realise what type of bar we were in. Good fun.

The Special Juan wrote:

sodhat wrote:

The Special Juan wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Reus would rip the premier League apart. 

I'm coming London this Saturday.

Which bit and why?

The answer to both those questions is "Soho Wangbar"

I went to a wangbar (or at least a bar exclusively for people with wangs) in Soho by mistake once. By the time we'd gotten to the bar and realised all the staff were male and in tight black tank-tops we realised it was time to go home.

That's brilliant.  Surely you must have noticed before you went in, or were you so drunk at the time you didn't know?  We have two wangbars in Dundee: "Klozet" and "Out".

Sounds like Klozet caters to the secretive gays, and Out is for the chaps that just don't give a damn.

I remember it having a rainbow flag outside, but that's so common in Soho that I didn't give it a thought. You could tell immediately we weren't the right crowd. We weren't well dressed enough and we'd have ordered a beer.

sodhat wrote:

The Special Juan wrote:

sodhat wrote:

The Special Juan wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Reus would rip the premier League apart. 

I'm coming London this Saturday.

Which bit and why?

The answer to both those questions is "Soho Wangbar"

I went to a wangbar (or at least a bar exclusively for people with wangs) in Soho by mistake once. By the time we'd gotten to the bar and realised all the staff were male and in tight black tank-tops we realised it was time to go home.

That's brilliant.  Surely you must have noticed before you went in, or were you so drunk at the time you didn't know?  We have two wangbars in Dundee: "Klozet" and "Out".

Sounds like Klozet caters to the secretive gays, and Out is for the chaps that just don't give a damn.

I remember it having a rainbow flag outside, but that's so common in Soho that I didn't give it a thought. You could tell immediately we weren't the right crowd. We weren't well dressed enough and we'd have ordered a beer.

I'd be surprised if they sold beer at all, or is that for the women?

sodhat wrote:

The Special Juan wrote:

sodhat wrote:

The Special Juan wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Reus would rip the premier League apart. 

I'm coming London this Saturday.

Which bit and why?

The answer to both those questions is "Soho Wangbar"

I went to a wangbar (or at least a bar exclusively for people with wangs) in Soho by mistake once. By the time we'd gotten to the bar and realised all the staff were male and in tight black tank-tops we realised it was time to go home.

That's brilliant.  Surely you must have noticed before you went in, or were you so drunk at the time you didn't know?  We have two wangbars in Dundee: "Klozet" and "Out".

Sounds like Klozet caters to the secretive gays, and Out is for the chaps that just don't give a damn.

I remember it having a rainbow flag outside, but that's so common in Soho that I didn't give it a thought. You could tell immediately we weren't the right crowd. We weren't well dressed enough and we'd have ordered a beer.

Klozet sounds like it's for secretive Eastern European gays

Does Dundee have a big Eastern European community?

People always say a gay bar is a good place to go and meet a girl, but I get the feeling a girl at a gay bar doesn't want men coming up to her. She's gone to the gay bar for some respite.

Holymiky wrote:How's this for a Chelsea team next season peeps?

---------Courtois/Cech---------
Ivanovic Cahill Terry Azpi/Luis
---------Matic---Fabregas------
Willian/Schurrle-Oscar-Hazard
-------------Costa---------------

Anything you guys would change?

Drop Azpi for Luis, drop Matic for Ramires, never let Willian in a blue shirt again, and sell Hazard and buy back Mata.

I'm unsure as to whether Costa will be suited to English football. I think he's going to struggle.

Costa is a perfect Mourinho forward. Hes better suited to the PL than he was for Spains national team

sodhat wrote:Does Dundee have a big Eastern European community?

People always say a gay bar is a good place to go and meet a girl, but I get the feeling a girl at a gay bar doesn't want men coming up to her. She's gone to the gay bar for some respite.

It doesn't sound like the most obvious target customer group in Dundee. I can only think of THe Special Juanski.

sodhat wrote:Does Dundee have a big Eastern European community?

Oh yes, a very large population indeed. They did an episode of Secret Millionaire once and I didn't realise how many Eastern Europeans there were. A lot of Irish too.

People always say a gay bar is a good place to go and meet a girl, but I get the feeling a girl at a gay bar doesn't want men coming up to her. She's gone to the gay bar for some respite.

It's true. I've heard a lot of women go to gay bars because they're fed up of men hitting on them at all other clubs.

TheSecondComing wrote:

Holymiky wrote:How's this for a Chelsea team next season peeps?

---------Courtois/Cech---------
Ivanovic Cahill Terry Azpi/Luis
---------Matic---Fabregas------
Willian/Schurrle-Oscar-Hazard
-------------Costa---------------

Anything you guys would change?

Drop Azpi for Luis, drop Matic for Ramires, never let Willian in a blue shirt again, and sell Hazard and buy back Mata.

I'm unsure as to whether Costa will be suited to English football. I think he's going to struggle.

Matic is far better suited to the role alongside Fabregas than Ramires imo. Ramires and Fabregas would leave the defence too exposed

Afro wrote:

Trebs wrote:Any suggestions how to get through work this afternoon. Extreme tiredness kicking in (like sleepy tired)

Get outside, get some air and sunlight, and stock up on bananas.

Or find a quiet corner, curl up and have a snooze

I'm working outside, I've got the fun task of jetwashing the terracing on North Stand, getting all the chewing gum and filth up. No chance of finding a quiet corner, I'm being watched.

I bet they have a really weird minority population in there somewhere, like a ton of Cambodians for no reason.

I met the most Glaswegian man in the world last week. He was terrifying. He didn't smile once.

Did he kiss you?

sodhat wrote:I bet they have a really weird minority population in there somewhere, like a ton of Cambodians for no reason.

My brother lives in Walthamstow and is apparently surrounded by Algerians. When they qualified for the knock-out stages he heard a ton of them celebrating all night.

"Leroy Fer, after the summer he has had, of course there is going to be interest in him," Adams admitted to BBC Radio Norfolk.


What, coming off the bench for 15 minutes and getting a goal in a game where both teams were through?

Afro wrote:

TheSecondComing wrote:

Holymiky wrote:How's this for a Chelsea team next season peeps?

---------Courtois/Cech---------
Ivanovic Cahill Terry Azpi/Luis
---------Matic---Fabregas------
Willian/Schurrle-Oscar-Hazard
-------------Costa---------------

Anything you guys would change?

Drop Azpi for Luis, drop Matic for Ramires, never let Willian in a blue shirt again, and sell Hazard and buy back Mata.

I'm unsure as to whether Costa will be suited to English football. I think he's going to struggle.

Matic is far better suited to the role alongside Fabregas than Ramires imo. Ramires and Fabregas would leave the defence too exposed

That defence shouldn't need protecting.

Terry needed protecting last season

Even the best defences need someone filling the space in front of them.

Leaving a big gap in front of any defence is tactical suicide unless you have really quick defenders who can afford to play a very high line.

Terry was protecting Cahill, you seen at the WC Cahill is a complimentary defender he goes well with the number 1 CB. He can not lead the back line, I'm a Terry hater but i can see he's quality best CB in the league last season and how he didn't make the team of the year is a joke. 

Afro is correct no matter how good a defence is if they have no protection and you keep coming at them they will eventually break. You need some resistance in front of the back line and Matic plus Fabregas is better than Ramires who lacks Matics displine to stay back.

I'd say Cahill was more exposed by a midfield that showed no inclination to protect the back four, FBs who defended poorly and a CB partner out of his depth.

Terry would've been ripped to shreds in that England team.

Ramires would be a great holding player if he was told to hold. He can easily do that job. I don't rate Matic, I think Carrick is a better player tbh.

TheSecondComing wrote:Ramires would be a great holding player if he was told to hold. He can easily do that job. I don't rate Matic, I think Carrick is a better player tbh.

Like Coentrao being told to sit back rather then play his natural game of bombing down. Anyone can be told to something but doing at the level you expect is a different matter.

GSC wrote:I'd say Cahill was more exposed by a midfield that showed no inclination to protect the back four, FBs who defended poorly and a CB partner out of his depth.

Terry would've been ripped to shreds in that England team.

I agree he probably would have but with Cahill you can see he is not a leader and does not have the same impact as Terry. Cahill was doing far too many blocks and last ditch tackles for me to consider him being the best defender.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

TheSecondComing wrote:Ramires would be a great holding player if he was told to hold. He can easily do that job. I don't rate Matic, I think Carrick is a better player tbh.

Like Coentrao being told to sit back rather then play his natural game of bombing down. Anyone can be told to something but doing at the level you expect is a different matter.

Ramires is 100x the CM than Coentrao is a LB. I've seen Ramires play a holding role while Fat Frank bombed forward, he did well.

Nicolas Cage - great or rubbish?

Ramires was awful last season

sodhat wrote:Nicolas Cage - great or rubbish?

Both. Sometimes at the same time, but never anything besides one of them. He's never had an average performance.

Con Air = great
Ghost Rider = rubbish
National Treasure = great
The Weatherman = rubbish

Only fools and horses is getting a reboot

Stick a pony in me pocket, I'll fetch the suitcase from the van

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jul/16/arturo-vidal-not-joining-manchester-united-juventus?CMP=twt_gu

Hero, meet cliff edge

No need for Conte to resign then, was there?   

Think that was more Juve not having the cash to go anywhere. Plus the Italy job is probably his if he wants it.

Juve were never going to sell both Vidal and Pogba, so I await the Pogba joins Chelsea headline, just to really rub salt in United's wounds.

If Vidal doesn't move of course. Not the first time that a player is not for sale to bump the price up

sodhat wrote:Nicolas Cage - great or rubbish?

Great. Loved everything I've seen him in.

(All joking aside I think he's had some excellent films. He's like Arnie - not the greatest actor but plays the right part really well)

The Special Juan wrote:

sodhat wrote:Nicolas Cage - great or rubbish?

Great.  Loved everything I've seen him in.

(All joking aside I think he's had some excellent films.  He's like Arnie - not the greatest actor but plays the right part really well)

In Face Off, both him and Travolta mimic each other's mannerism brilliantly

I think he's a great actor personally!

He's got a certain charisma that leaps out at me, no matter the film he's making. And he's made some real poor ones...

Con Air is my best movie ever.

Afro wrote:

The Special Juan wrote:

sodhat wrote:Nicolas Cage - great or rubbish?

Great.  Loved everything I've seen him in.

(All joking aside I think he's had some excellent films.  He's like Arnie - not the greatest actor but plays the right part really well)

In Face Off, both him and Travolta mimic each other's mannerism brilliantly

Absolutely. Travolta stole the show for me because he was so perfect at playing Nicolas Cage whereas anyone could have played John Travolta (if that makes sense?)

"Is that your brother's missus?"

I wish van Gaal had LVG on his suit like Giggs does. Football managers should always have their initials on their clothing.

Seriously wtf is going on with that suit, did he get it off Graham Norton?

It looks like it.

For an small town an awful lot of Poopie goes on here. My neighbour is currently arguing with police that some guy is trying to kidnap her daughter, even though she willing to go with him apparently it's the dad. She a mouthy biatch.

I hate my town, It's been 3 hours now and it's still going on ffs. Can a man not wack one out in peace nowadays...

#SadNando

Fernando wrote:I hate my town, It's been 3 hours now and it's still going on ffs. Can a man not wack one out in peace nowadays...

#SadNando

I used to live in a really quiet place that was punctuated every few nights by a massive domestic row. They made me laugh invariably.

I also heard a woman having a very enjoyable time with a male friend at 3am. She was so loud I actually got woken up.

Owen Hargreaves' 5 players to watch in the upcoming PL season: Fabregas, RVP, Rooney, Yaya and Ozil.

You can get paid for that?

Toni Kroos joins Real Madrid.

Khedira likely to sign for Chelsea.

United don't sign Vidal.

Same old same old?

Anyone want Buffon before he goes to Lawyers?

Rather odd United went for Herrera rather than Kroos.