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Thanks for the luck earlier by the way Hero and i will have a look at some point Trebs, thanks.

Who you say?
He whose name is whispered amongst defenders for fear he may strike. That is considered a god amongst men and without equal.
The one, the only....
McCormack

I only have a budget of like £4.54m just to let you know, incase.

Don't you have some tasty lawyer offers?
I'd take 7m for McCormack.

I was going to sign McCormack, but I'd only offer £6.5m

Hmm, Oh sorry yeah McCormack of course.

I don't really want to accept my Lawyer offers because i bought Beister earlier this season and Garcia is my only left back, if i was to buy McCormack i would have like £1m to replace him which is good but probably not enough.

You'll be getting another 1m for tactics etc shortly so 2m could get you an Ali Adnan etc

I'm going to have to pass Hero, sorry.

I'm open to other deals though, even though i am just about to sign a player.

I feel as though I have to include Rossi, just because CF signed him every time

Olly wrote:Hey woah I ain't just any 18 year old, I have a car, some money, I look suave in a suit and tie.  And I'll take you to different places ala circus

I don't think so GSC, barring FL course. I didn't have a game did I

Your circus date is one of my favourite stories. I still can't believe she didn't instantly drop trou.

Afro is right though. 20-21 year old chicks don't go for your age, they go for mine and Viva's age. And sometimes Azzy's age.

Never Afro's age though.

When I was 18 I was at it with a 31 year old riding instructor. She used to meet me in her jodhpurs.

THanks Sod

You're getting older this week I see too. Getting any exciting gifts?

Next Tuesday.

And probably not. I actually have my appraisal on my birthday!

Well, a P45 could be construed as a gift.

my appraisal is later today, happy happy joy joy

I don't get appraisals any more, they all got done away with for some reason.

I got drunk with my boss last week though, and he said he rated me highly. I can take drunk talk to the bank.

Blackpool have cancelled a pre season tour due to only having 8 players.

Looks like Hutton won't be the answer to West Broms FB void.

They also won't be signing him.

Good luck Hero.

My Palasic transfer is allowed right?

Also - topic for you all - who will be the number one keeper at Chelsea next season? What's your opinion?

If Maureen has sense it'll be Cech with Thiabaut on loan at West Ham,Southampton etc to get him used to pl football in the same De Gea struggled to begin with.

Hey Miky. Sorry I didn't come back to you last night.

I have a lawyer for Gilardino for £5m, that I will accept unless anyone wants to outbid it. I would consider certain player plus cash offers. I'm also open to offers on most of my squad if you want to take a look.

Courtois isn't as slight as De Gea was. I'd consider him more PL ready than De Gea was.

Has to be Courtois for me. Cech's a very good keeper, but he could be a great one for the next 10 years.

Martins Indi to Porto

We're signing Mancienne?

Yeah, I didn't see that move coming. I guess he is a Mangala replacement.

Not sure his World Cup helped him getting a bigger move. Whilst Blind, Vlaar and De Vrij all looked good and probably enhanced their reputations, Martins Indi looked a bit shaky to me.

Allegri the new Juve manager

I'll miss his (BMI) smile the most... https://vine.co/v/Mx1t9pippa1

I wish he'd moved to the PL so we could have seen it before every Sky game.

Afro wrote:Yeah, I didn't see that move coming. I guess he is a Mangala replacement.

Not sure his World Cup helped him getting a bigger move. Whilst Blind, Vlaar and De Vrij all looked good and probably enhanced their reputations, Martins Indi looked a bit shaky to me.

I think he did well myself, he struggled a couple of times v Messi in the semi and was replaced at half time through injury, but struggling against Messi is something the best defenders in the world have done. Blind, Vlaar and De Vrij though obviously all came out it with enhanced reps.

Question: Would Reus take to the PL? Would his slight physique let him down or is he just such a good player that it wouldn't matter?

Milos Krasic was another highly-rated player on here. He was like Pavel Nedved, but rubbish.

Hero wrote:

Afro wrote:Yeah, I didn't see that move coming. I guess he is a Mangala replacement.

Not sure his World Cup helped him getting a bigger move. Whilst Blind, Vlaar and De Vrij all looked good and probably enhanced their reputations, Martins Indi looked a bit shaky to me.

I think he did well myself, he struggled a couple of times v Messi in the semi and was replaced at half time through injury, but struggling against Messi is something the best defenders in the world have done. Blind, Vlaar and De Vrij though obviously all came out it with enhanced reps.

I was thinking more about the group games. The one game I saw him (think it was Australia, he looked a bit nervous and a bit all over the place, and he was dropped next game or 2 I think. It was only when De Jong got injured in the qtrs that he came back in.

Good player and I think Porto is a good move for him. Was just wondering if a better world cup would have got him a move to England or Spain

The Special Juan wrote:Question: Would Reus take to the PL?  Would his slight physique let him down or is he just such a good player that it wouldn't matter?

I honestly think that he would, there are other players in the league who are the same sort of size as him and have adapted really well.

Also his pace will certainly suit the speed of the Premier League.

And it's okay Afro, I signed Pasalic in the end anyway.

The Special Juan wrote:Question: Would Reus take to the PL?  Would his slight physique let him down or is he just such a good player that it wouldn't matter?

He has good hair, which will help a lot

Any suggestions how to get through work this afternoon. Extreme tiredness kicking in (like sleepy tired)

Trebs wrote:Any suggestions how to get through work this afternoon. Extreme tiredness kicking in (like sleepy tired)

Get outside, get some air and sunlight, and stock up on bananas.

Or find a quiet corner, curl up and have a snooze

Reus would rip the premier League apart. 

I'm coming London this Saturday.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Reus would rip the premier League apart. 

I'm coming London this Saturday.

Which bit and why?

You could always get hold of an energy drink or have a coffee or 7.

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Reus would rip the premier League apart. 

I'm coming London this Saturday.

Which bit and why?

The answer to both those questions is "Soho Wangbar"

Trebs wrote:Any suggestions how to get through work this afternoon. Extreme tiredness kicking in (like sleepy tired)

Water
Don't close your eyes or rest your head on things
Try and do work because you'll forget that you're tired
Sit on a chair with one leg so if you sleep you'll fall and wake up
Cocaine
Take a half day and go home for a sleep

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Reus would rip the premier League apart. 

I'm coming London this Saturday.

Which bit and why?

Probably central as I didn't go there last time. There's a free coach going there to protest for Palestine so I decided I'll use them for a free lift do my own thing and meet them up at the end.

The Special Juan wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Reus would rip the premier League apart. 

I'm coming London this Saturday.

Which bit and why?

The answer to both those questions is "Soho Wangbar"

I went to a wangbar (or at least a bar exclusively for people with wangs) in Soho by mistake once. By the time we'd gotten to the bar and realised all the staff were male and in tight black tank-tops we realised it was time to go home.

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Reus would rip the premier League apart. 

I'm coming London this Saturday.

Which bit and why?

To seek his fortune, enticed by the rumor that its streets were paved with gold.

Don't forget your cat Viva.

He'll be mayor by next week

Genuinely, he could be. Look at what we voted in, twice.

sodhat wrote:He'll be mayor by next week

Genuinely, he could be. Look at what we voted in, twice.

Thats true and I think Viva might be tempted by the power.

Would stop him asking Hero to be admin on here

How's this for a Chelsea team next season peeps?

---------Courtois/Cech---------
Ivanovic Cahill Terry Azpi/Luis
---------Matic---Fabregas------
Willian/Schurrle-Oscar-Hazard
-------------Costa---------------

Anything you guys would change?

sodhat wrote:

The Special Juan wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Reus would rip the premier League apart. 

I'm coming London this Saturday.

Which bit and why?

The answer to both those questions is "Soho Wangbar"

I went to a wangbar (or at least a bar exclusively for people with wangs) in Soho by mistake once. By the time we'd gotten to the bar and realised all the staff were male and in tight black tank-tops we realised it was time to go home.

That's brilliant. Surely you must have noticed before you went in, or were you so drunk at the time you didn't know? We have two wangbars in Dundee: "Klozet" and "Out".