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Welsh and willing to f**k a pensioner?

Not fair. My top three women ever are Kylie (practically no nose), Rachel McAdams (nice and small) and Amy Adams (barely even had a nose). Although, I'd quite like to shove it up Daniella Westbrook's nose, it's probably quite tight up there.

Rachel McAdams is a very nice choice. Amy Adams too, although to a lesser extent.

Kylie isn't my top Aussie girl, I grew up buying Nuts magazine whenever Holly Valance was in it. Had to throw it out when page turning became a military operation.

TheSecondComing wrote:Not fair. My top three women ever are Kylie (practically no nose), Rachel McAdams (nice and small) and Amy Adams (barely even had a nose). Although, I'd quite like to shove it up Daniella Westbrook's nose, it's probably quite tight up there.

Nice choice Mahmood, I'd date Amy Adams for 7 years and then I'd say it's time we moved on as our love fizzled out. (I first noticed her in wedding crashers and I was obsessed with her for a couple of months) Rachel Adams I would marry and have 2 kids with and we'll be together until I die. Kylie nah not for me.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

TheSecondComing wrote:Not fair. My top three women ever are Kylie (practically no nose), Rachel McAdams (nice and small) and Amy Adams (barely even had a nose). Although, I'd quite like to shove it up Daniella Westbrook's nose, it's probably quite tight up there.

Nice choice Mahmood, I'd date Amy Adams for 7 years and then I'd say it's time we moved on as our love fizzled out. (I first noticed her in wedding crashers and I was obsessed with her for a couple of months) Rachel Adams I would marry and have 2 kids with and we'll be together until I die. Kylie nah not for me.

What if she dies first?

You stuff her and have sex with the corpse? YOU SICKO.

Karen Gillan, Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, Christina Hendricks, Alysson Hannigan, Ygritte from GOT, Emma Stone, bring on the ginge.

Hero wrote:Karen Gillan, Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, Christina Hendricks, Alysson Hannigan, Ygritte from GOT, Emma Stone, bring on the ginge.

You forgot Maggie Thatcher.

I have some standards, the ex Aussie PM and Rebecca Brooks would also be no-nos.

Kylie was the first woman I ever cried over. I used to think films and tv were real, so when Charlene married Scott, I was heartbroken.

I used to majorly fancy Kylie and my GF at the time fancied Jason. We re-enacted the dance from Especially for You in her living room.

Hero wrote:I have some standards, the ex Aussie PM and Rebecca Brooks would also be no-nos.

I'd straight up do Rebekah Brooks. She looks bossy and powerful.

Hero wrote:I used to majorly fancy Kylie and my GF at the time fancied Jason. We re-enacted the dance from Especially for You in her living room.

That's the gayest thing I've seen, and I've been to Brighton.

sodhat wrote:

Hero wrote:I used to majorly fancy Kylie and my GF at the time fancied Jason. We re-enacted the dance from Especially for You in her living room.

That's the gayest thing I've seen, and I've been to Brighton.

Did she look anything like Kylie though?

Coz at the moment I have a picture of Alan Carr and Justin Lee Collins re-enacting it

I imagined Hero dressed up as Kylie and his GF dressed up as Jason.

No she didn't really, her name was Rebecca, first girl I properly kissed so she must have been impressed with my Jasonesque lift and twirl I gave her.

Johannes Geis, quality DM for Mainz tonight v Besiktas.

You can't have him he's not ginger    the ginger/redhead lady from mythbusters would get it (insert hump smiley)

Kari Byron, yep she would.

And Felicia Day.

Afro wrote:Demba Ba.....

Seriously though, promising youngster... Geis?

That's who I thought you were scouting. Really promising young player. Scored a cracker v Nuremberg, you should try and find it.

To me he also looks a little bit like a slimmer Aryan version of Rooney

Afro wrote:

Afro wrote:Demba Ba.....

Seriously though, promising youngster... Geis?

That's who I thought you were scouting. Really promising young player. Scored a cracker v Nuremberg, you should try and find it.

To me he also looks a little bit like a slimmer Aryan version of Rooney

To look at I mean, not style of play

He was quality, nullified threats and had great vision with pinging balls over to the wing or past the defence for runs.

How sickening would this be for United

http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/23/liverpool-hope-to-beat-manchester-united-to-arturo-vidal-transfer-with-42-5m-bid-4807655/

Doubt he'd be that fussed by Liverpool tbh. Kinda a sideways step.

He has been quoted as saying he would only leave Juve for Liverpool, United or Real.

If you google 'Vidal to Liverpool', there are a lot of reports saying that media in CHile are saying Liverpool have moved into pole position

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/490931/Liverpool-now-better-placed-than-Man-Utd-or-Real-to-pull-off-42-5m-Arturo-Vidal-move

If you googled Vidal yesterday weren't Madrid in pole position?

Liverpool have Champions League football  

But they really should sign a defender with that money.

It's too late for Liverpool.

Morning ladyboyz.

GSC wrote:If you googled Vidal yesterday weren't Madrid in pole position?

I don't think so.

Yesterday my Spanish colleagues were saying Real were quite confident about signing him, according to La Marca.

I've no idea where he'll end up now, but I would imagine it would be sickening for United fans if he ended up at Liverpool

You crazy wastemenz

Morning biatches. What's more embarrassing - being beaten 7-0 or having Ashley Young score 2 against you?

Xavi staying at Barcelona for at least another season

The Special Juan wrote:Morning biatches.  What's more embarrassing - being beaten 7-0 or having Ashley Young score 2 against you?

Definitely the latter. Even the young CB scoring twice is acceptable.

Afro wrote:Xavi staying at Barcelona for at least another season

Tbh I doubt it'd make a big difference to his rating either way. Likely a Giggs role where hes a bit part player, or Amurica where nobody sees him play.

Worth it for 4.4m even if he isn't a world beater anymore though.

Guys I am selling any one of the following players for just £300k:

RB Yassine Jebbour
CB Teddy Mézague
CB Hilton

Bargain price, come get you some!

He is only 34 (younger than Pirlo *cough*) not 40!!

He played nearly 50 games for Barca last season

Some age better than others tbf. Worth it on name value alone though.

I know what your saying.

I'm definately not going to get better than him for under £5m, and I'm also pretty certain if I made him available, there would be interest.

Actually, does anyone want Xavi? Genuinely interested in what I might get and genuinely open to a deal if it is a good one

Pirlo > Xavi always has been and always will be. 

No thank you I don't want Xavi and Azzy no thanks to your players too.

Nah, being able to run around and kick people is a pre requisite for my midfield.

No problem.

Looks like it'll be a job to get my money back on him then.

Don't be too downbeat Afro, I'd offer for him if I had the money to.

Unless you want a straight swap for Edgar Barreto...

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Pirlo > Xavi always has been and always will be. 

Disagreeing with SAF. You'll not be allowed near Old Trafford again

He falls into the category for me where his values crap because hes older but ratings wise hes much more valuable so its fairly impossible to get value.

Afro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Pirlo > Xavi always has been and always will be. 

Disagreeing with SAF. You'll not be allowed near Old Trafford again

Did he say that? It's probably because Xavi and Co have given us a beating in two CL finals. I've always said Pirlo is the better player many people have disagreed  with me on that statement.

Xavi probably had a better prime under Pep, Pirlo probably better over his career.

sodhat wrote:Don't be too downbeat Afro, I'd offer for him if I had the money to.

Unless you want a straight swap for Edgar Barreto...

It's okay, I'm not actually downbeat. My comment was tongue in cheek and I am chuckling to myself. I know full well Viva would take him for £4m if he had the money. He just likes to make these statement on players to be different.

As great a player Pirlo is, anyone who claims that he has always been better than Xavi isn't worth listening to in my opinion.

I am being serious when I say I am open to good offers on Xavi, but if no one is interested, then that's no problem.

Xavi would be an upgrade for me no doubt, but I like building a team to play a certain way.