Euro Division Homepage LXXVI

I fell asleep anyway Viva, sorry about that.

Like you I love football, I watch a lot of games over a season I'm sure because I love it. I don't think I miss any Chelsea games unless I'm at work.

I enjoy watching all the leagues too.

Right, I've only got two weeks to decimate Afro's team. Who wants to make some inadequate offers?

Results up *runs away and hides*

All managers can add 1m, except Viva who gets 500k for day late tactics.

Sodhat can have manager of the week for working out TM has advanced search now.

Boom. 2m in the pot baby.

Over halfway through, looking like a 2 horse race at present. Afro and Trebs level at the top on 13 points, Afro having played a game extra.

Then the two meet in week 10 with Afro voting on week 11.

Suppose its time to ask the question as to what people want end of season lawyers wise. Personally I like the nominate 2, random 3, sell 3 approach.

Nominate 2, random 3, sell 3 is fine by me.

Also end of season bonuses?

I was thinking along the lines of

1st: 15m
2nd-4th: 10m
5th-8th: 15m
9-11th: 20m

Nominate 2, random 2.

1 dies in a freak paragliding accident and you only get insurance value of half their TM price.

Easy.

RIP Fabian Frei then

GSC wrote:

Blimey, did Antonio Valencia fall in a vat of yoghurt?

I'm calling racism on that picture.

Fernando wrote:If he flops im blaming you Juan   

He's pretty good.  Scotland's 1st choice LB (I know that doesn't sound a lot) but he didn't look out of place in the recent friendlies against some good teams.  Good FK taker too.  Can't decide if his left foot is cultured or wicked though.

GSC wrote:I was thinking along the lines of

1st: 15m
2nd-4th: 10m
5th-8th: 15m
9-11th: 20m

Prepare for an almighty tactics disaster then. No way should 2nd-4th be punished that harshly. I'd rather finish 5th than 2nd, how can that be healthy?

£10m all round, league winners get to select all five Lawyer offers.

GSC wrote:I'm calling racism on that picture.

I like how some of the pictures are of players who aren't even playing   

Five lawyers, all random. Four must be accepted.

I think the way we did bonuses before was 1st gets most and then the rest is equal or on a sliding scale. Nothing drastic though, we don't want a gaping chasm forming.

Trebs wrote:Five lawyers, all random. Four must be accepted.

And one player gets stabbed in a nightclub in Ilford and misses half the season.

sodhat wrote:

Trebs wrote:Five lawyers, all random. Four must be accepted.

And one player gets stabbed in a nightclub in Ilford and misses half the season.

One fails a drugs test and can't play for 8 months (real time).

If it's 5 random and 4 have to be sold, I am absolutely not going to stick around for a second season. I've put a considerable amount of effort into building this side, and I do not want it gutted for no particular reason.

I doubt that would be the selected method Azzy.

One of your players will have a sex scandal and have his TM value halved though.

I think we should have something next season to spice it up, forc the squads to change around. But that's just me, I've always been an advocate of that but never got my way.

Watching Wipeout with Paul Daniels. He's just said "You avoided Sodom and went for Nob".

sodhat wrote:I doubt that would be the selected method Azzy.

One of your players will have a sex scandal and have his TM value halved though.

I like this one. But only if you can choose the player. I'd sign Michael Carrick just so I could give him syphilis.

TheSecondComing wrote:

sodhat wrote:I doubt that would be the selected method Azzy.

One of your players will have a sex scandal and have his TM value halved though.

I like this one. But only if you can choose the player. I'd sign Michael Carrick just so I could give him syphilis.

Wait... You have syphillis?

Chuffed to be the first person to hold Trebs team, when I took over they were in the bottom two with a guff team. Since then not lost and only conceded 2 goals in 4 games (must be that BBC CB of the World Cup )

Whilst I wouldn't mind a few lawyers at end of season I wouldn't want have to lose the likes of Carvalho or Quintero etc who are still vastly underpriced on TM.

Hero wrote:Chuffed to be the first person to hold Trebs team, when I took over they were in the bottom two with a guff team. Since then not lost and only conceded 2 goals in 4 games (must be that BBC CB of the World Cup )

Slightly disappointed with the draw, but as i said i thought it would be. Good game

Bonuses should have been mentioned at the start, I reckon we should wait till the end of season 2.

Why were you up so late last night Viva?

Viva - I'd say good game, but I feel we should give both sets of fans a full refund.

sodhat wrote:Why were you up so late last night Viva?

Friend was having issues with his girlfriend so he needed someone to talk to.

TheSecondComing wrote:Viva - I'd say good game, but I feel we should give both sets of fans a full refund.

Results are up? What was the score?

Another loss   

Seems like I am close to getting the win so it's all good.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:Why were you up so late last night Viva?

Friend was having issues with his girlfriend so he needed someone to talk to.

Ah I see.

My mate took a load of ecstasy once and spoke to me for about 8 hours straight. I didn't have to say anything, and I couldn't have if I wanted to.

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:Why were you up so late last night Viva?

Friend was having issues with his girlfriend so he needed someone to talk to.

Ah I see.

My mate took a load of ecstasy once and spoke to me for about 8 hours straight. I didn't have to say anything, and I couldn't have if I wanted to.

I made my friend smoke two spliffs and an Aero Mcflury.

TheSecondComing wrote:Viva - I'd say good game, but I feel we should give both sets of fans a full refund.

Can't knock the result but the performance was poor, not happy with my attack, looks like I'll need to bolster it.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

TheSecondComing wrote:Viva - I'd say good game, but I feel we should give both sets of fans a full refund.

Results are up? What was the score?

0-0   

How can one smoke an Aero Mcflurry? Mint or chocolate?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:Why were you up so late last night Viva?

Friend was having issues with his girlfriend so he needed someone to talk to.

Ah I see.

My mate took a load of ecstasy once and spoke to me for about 8 hours straight. I didn't have to say anything, and I couldn't have if I wanted to.

I made my friend smoke two spliffs and an Aero Mcflury.

How do you smoke an Aero McFlury?

They do Aero McFlurry now? I like the Creme Egg ones most.

You know you're getting old when you remember when the McFlurry first came out though.   

Gsc - any chance you can switch fixtures around?

Might make sense to swap around my voting week with week 8 as I am back on the Tuesday (12th) and can do results.

It said above that Afro votes in Week 11, I was doing two lots of tactics

I'm happy for you to do both sets of tactics tbh. It was just a quick thought I had his morning.

Anyway enjoy as I'm off in a sec

I'd swap out his best players quick Marky for undermining you.

I'm not sure what to do deals wise, trying to make them but I don't really have the money to get the better players.

I don't know how I am going to get wins because I need to improve my team and I can't afford players which is fine but i guess I just need to wait till next week.

Bear in mind you're voting this week so it's practically a free week. Just keep piling up money and try and sign some for next game.

Hero wrote:I'd swap out his best players quick Marky for undermining you.

Anyone got Joey Barton? I can offer Xavi for him.

Thanks Sodhat.