Euro Division Homepage LXXVI

Applied for a job at a desk which should mean i can kill my life on here rather than using my phone at dreamtimes

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years time"

"Giving out epic bantz on the Euro Division"

That should be breaktimes, not dreamtimes.. Autocorrect

Improving my rapping skills against Viva.

Just realised moving Azzys vote up to next week makes it Marky vs Trebs next week

I do think me and afro should have the final week showdown if possible.

Afro is voting that week

Also I think next week is the only week Azzy can vote

So my voting week is now not next week but the week after?

No this week remains the same

2nd September 2013: Marouane Fellaini signs for Manchester United for 27.5m
30th July 2014: Romelu Lukaku signs for Everton for 28m

In other news, the Scottish football season ended yesterday

Guess Big Sam will be getting his way after all...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-28581181

Odds on Ravel Morrison declaring bankruptcy in the next few years?

To clarify, next weeks fixtures remain the same, with Miky voting. The week after that has been swapped with week 10 so Azzy can vote.

He won't care, he clearly doesn't care enough about behaving himself. If millions and millions of pounds and a career playing a game you presumably enjoy won't keep you in line, what will?

Boy is a waster.

Aye, he badly needs a reality check.

So, end of season lawyers, 2 nominated, 3 random, 3 sold the consensus? Cutoff of 22nd August for players you can nominate?

And one player that develops multiple personalities disorder so one week you can pick any player in world football and he plays just like him?

Unfortunately that player has to be an American Footballer and immediately gets sent off for deliberate handball.

Not if it's your goalkeeper sonny.

That just reminded me of Sonny Anderson. Who remembers him? Another CM 01-02 steal because he was old and a bit Poopie.

If its a keeper then he becomes an Oakland Raider DB and loses all ability to track the ball.

sodhat wrote:And one player that develops multiple personalities disorder so one week you can pick any player in world football and he plays just like him?

Shotgun getting Loic Remy to play like Pele (now) - "Remy will lash the ball home from the halfway line, as he can't run due to his massive e-rection"

GSC wrote:If its a keeper then he becomes an Oakland Raider DB and loses all ability to track the ball.

Criticism accepted, but I won't hear a bad word against Charles Woodson. I love that man. I might have to get his jersey this year. Depends how Mack does I suppose.

I have a McNabb black alternate jersey somewhere.

Hi guys. 

I'm after some players who got some players for me.

GSC wrote:I have a McNabb black alternate jersey somewhere.

You need a Foles jersey now.

The only jersey I currently own is a Marcel Reece one. Which is handy because he's like our only pro-bowler.

Too expensive for it to be worth it for me.

The Forest home shirt is like 45 quid. Thats a complete joke for a 2nd division side.

Have you seen that you can now get any team jersey with any name/number on the back from NFL Europe now though? It brings the price down to a more manageable £70.

Plus with Raiders jerseys, they never change. So I don't need to buy one every time the design shifts.

Rather spend that 70 quid on fun things like games or beer tho.

GSC wrote:Rather spend that 70 quid on fun things like games or beer tho.

Or slags?

Anyone else enjoy clicking on famous peoples tweets just to see the random abuse

Lee McKenzie ‏@LeeMcKenzieF1  22m
On @bbcthree until 2pm . Started outside, nice day and now hiding from rain!

CAJ ‏@Cajalmighty  6m
@LeeMcKenzieF1 @BBCSport @bbcthree shut up slut

GSC wrote:Rather spend that 70 quid on fun things like games or beer tho.

What isn't fun about solemnly sitting alone in your new shirt?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Hi guys. 

I'm after some players who got some players for me.

Which players

I should be going on a date tonight or on the weekend with a girl that is way out of my league and I need to impress her.

Olly - do you still have those circus tickets handy?

GSC wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Hi guys. 

I'm after some players who got some players for me.

Which players

I'm after a winger, striker and AM

I have those but I don't know if you want any of them or what you are willing to offer.

Hero wrote:I have those but I don't know if you want any of them or what you are willing to offer.

This really, especially the wingers and AMs

Name the players

Sterling, Jese, Barkley, Origi, Toni

Promes, Mokhtar, Muric, Quintero, Gauld, Castaignos, McCormack.

GSC - you gotta do some sheep tomorrow you know.

You don't want me giving you a talking to from my high horse. I mumble and I'm not leaning down to help you hear me.

There's two players i really want to sign from TPs but I'll be ridiculed. What to do?

I'll probably do something along the lines of v2 managers as wrestlers or something

Sign them and make a random untrue cleverley is the best comment to conceal it?

Do it anyway?

One of them is Cleverley then.

Cleverly is poison in this league. It would be like putting a black hole in your midfield.

Except a black hole doesn't give the ball away

  

I'm not naming names.

But there's two players who i think will have good seasons despite underachieving in the past

Bojan

Shola Ameobi?