Euro Division Homepage LXXVI

That's all we have in common now Viva. He's not made love to me in months.

He just works all the time now. He doesn't have time for tactics anymore.

Who knew he was such an ambitious career man?

Give is 10 years and he might be assistant manager of that chip shop.

Name an island governed by the UK - the Falklands

How dumb are four of you

I picked Soddy because he's closest to me, and I'm a skinflint. Plus, he's young and good in bed, so I'm told.

Actually Jersey isn't governed by the UK either, it's self-governing. I should have asked the question in a different way because of all of us I think only Miky had a legitimate answer.

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Transfers in by midnight to play this week

Jessica Ennis vs Katarina Johnson-Thompson

Not in athletics, but in bangability. I'm going Johnson-Thompson to take the gold on that one.

Well that is true, but at least Jersey is 'an' island, rather than a collection of islands...

Tactics are written, will send in on Monday.

KJT

I must confess i thought of the Isle of Wight first then I did look up a list on Google because I thought everyone would say the Isle of Wight but I went with it anyway in the end.

I almost said Isle of Wight

sodhat wrote:Olly doesn't spend enough time with me, he's always at the 'chip shop' with Chinese men.

You've driven me to work now

Ever since you stopped sending me pics of you doing sporting poses I've lost my erection for you

PEOPLE CHANGE

Where are these Poopie hot signings I was promised

GSC wrote:Where are these Poopie hot signings I was promised

We've got a full 7 hours 11 minutes until the deadline my friend

And I'm off to work again in 20 mins so CBA atm

sodhat wrote:PEOPLE CHANGE

I'm still around every now and again if you wanna relight the old flame and talk about poo again

I'd like to think we've matured past poo jokes and onto Azzy entering Sheep.

Afternoon one and all, been in Buxton all day with work listening to speeches on WW1 and eating steak.

Hi Hero.

Howdi Miky, good buy earlier I see   

Cheers mate,

Yeah GSC gave me a hint in Montero's direction.

Hero wins the popularity contest

Also, Ennis.  There's just something so there.

Van Aanholt to Sunderland. Makes my lawyer decision interesting

Do TP's reset tonight for the next week?

Monday night

Ok, thanks mate

Wanting to do a couple of deals tonight. Durm is available if his lawyers is beaten and i have two tps in mind

6m is too rich for my blood tbh, I'd take that and run

GSC wrote:Van Aanholt to Sunderland. Makes my lawyer decision interesting

Get rid before people realise how dump he is

He was excellent last season for Vitesse.

Hero wrote:He was excellent last season for Vitesse.

Yeah my punt was basically where he'd end up.

Is there a squad limit?

Anyone bought Andy Robertson yet?

Guess who's United captain tonight?

Nando/GSC - don't you just want Rosberg to win the F1 title to p1ss off the f1 board. Man they get on my jubblies

Be interesting to see their replies to my example of comments when Vettel did the exact same thing lol

Good morning my fellow managers.

Firstly let's see if Bremen can get their first win this week.

Secondly, 19 days till the Premier League kicks off, I'm excited, are you?

More excited for the football league season kicking off in 12 days #thenodge

Holymiky wrote:Good morning my fellow managers.

Firstly let's see if Bremen can get their first win this week.

Secondly, 19 days till the Premier League kicks off, I'm excited, are you?

Do some deals with me to make it happen then

I'm always up for deals.

Looking for defenders - Hunt, Elia and Petersen are not for sale.

I cannot wait for the PL re-rates. If Chambers goes to anywhere near his £16m fee I'll be mega-quids in

He's certainly one to up the moneyz. I'm hoping someone triggers Carvalho's release clause and he shoots up past 30m!

Chambers will probably go to 5-8m I think.

Tactics in to me by midnight.

You need to get a lawyer's offer for them as well.

Remember Bernard

Flippin Bernard, had him all season waiting for an offer. Any player I buy purely for a cash in seems immune from lawyer offers.

Tactics sent. Good luck Viva xx

Griezmann to Atletico

 

Quiet morning, I assume because we're all refreshing TM awaiting the next batch of re-rates?

Arsenal's signings this off-season have been fantastic:

Ospina for £3m to replace Wojcjiechjiecy Sczesznszyszczseky
Debuchy for £8m to replace Bacary 'Mr Average' Sagna
Chambers for £16m to be backup CB / develop into a top CB (this kid is a John Stones clone)
Sanchez for £30m, imagine him and Walcott on the flanks   

I'm here but I'm tired and grumpy so I'm not really doing anything at all.