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sodhat wrote:I wouldn't take the list too seriously Trebs. Look who he's got at number 2.

Probably number 3 at the very least.

Do a sexiest managers list

Like FHM's 100 sexiest women, but full of mingers

Fernando wrote:I wouldn't need to beat you down just grab you and fall over   

Its not that easy, I'd keep my range and come with a one two, floating in and out tiring you before I come for the killer blow.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Fernando wrote:I wouldn't need to beat you down just grab you and fall over   

Its not that easy, I'd keep my range and come with a one two, floating in and out tiring you before I come for the killer blow.

What you under-estimate is that for a 335lbs man i can shift a lot quicker then most realize   

#FatManVersionOfUsainBolt

Fernando wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Fernando wrote:I wouldn't need to beat you down just grab you and fall over   

Its not that easy, I'd keep my range and come with a one two, floating in and out tiring you before I come for the killer blow.

What you under-estimate is that for a 335lbs man i can shift a lot quicker then most realize   

#FatManVersionOfUsainBolt

Ever thought about playing American football?

With your measurables you could be a nose tackle.

Sexist Managers 

Soddy 
Mighty 
GSC 
Azzy 
Cherries 
Afro 
Hero 
Marky
Viva
Olly

Nando and TSC I don't know as I've never seen them, realistically Sodhat and Mighty are the sexiest managers the rest are here to fill the numbers.

You're too low down the sexiest list Viva.

335lb? That's the same category as Umaga, Sid Justice, Diesel, Kamala, Big John Studd, and slightly less than Bam Bam Bigelow. Dude.

I don't know man there's some strong competition, maybe if I did my make up and stuff I'd be challenging Afro for 6th place.

You've got to be higher than cherries. I don't think I've seen him but I bet he's a dribbler.

sodhat wrote:

Fernando wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Fernando wrote:I wouldn't need to beat you down just grab you and fall over   

Its not that easy, I'd keep my range and come with a one two, floating in and out tiring you before I come for the killer blow.

What you under-estimate is that for a 335lbs man i can shift a lot quicker then most realize   

#FatManVersionOfUsainBolt

Ever thought about playing American football?

With your measurables you could be a nose tackle.

Not really not a side within distance of where i live that i could get to. Id get banned quickly from that it would be a lot of high tackling   

Ive no doubt that i could knock Viva out in boxing for charity.

You're free to tackle high in American Football

Fernando wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Fernando wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Fernando wrote:I wouldn't need to beat you down just grab you and fall over   

Its not that easy, I'd keep my range and come with a one two, floating in and out tiring you before I come for the killer blow.

What you under-estimate is that for a 335lbs man i can shift a lot quicker then most realize   

#FatManVersionOfUsainBolt

Ever thought about playing American football?

With your measurables you could be a nose tackle.

Not really not a side within distance of where i live that i could get to. Id get banned quickly from that it would be a lot of high tackling   

Ive no doubt that i could knock Viva out in boxing for charity.

You're allowed to high tackle really. You just hit people till they fall. You'd probably be a good player you know, if you're strong and mobile enough.

sodhat wrote:You've got to be higher than cherries. I don't think I've seen him but I bet he's a dribbler.

He's on Twitter, picture is a bit dark but

Knock me down Nando maybe but not knock me out. 

Fight that Norwich fan forgot his name,  used to be a manager here Ollys mate.

sodhat wrote:

Fernando wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Fernando wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Fernando wrote:I wouldn't need to beat you down just grab you and fall over   

Its not that easy, I'd keep my range and come with a one two, floating in and out tiring you before I come for the killer blow.

What you under-estimate is that for a 335lbs man i can shift a lot quicker then most realize   

#FatManVersionOfUsainBolt

Ever thought about playing American football?

With your measurables you could be a nose tackle.

Not really not a side within distance of where i live that i could get to. Id get banned quickly from that it would be a lot of high tackling   

Ive no doubt that i could knock Viva out in boxing for charity.

You're allowed to high tackle really. You just hit people till they fall. You'd probably be a good player you know, if you're strong and mobile enough.

Sounds like my kind of sport   

Viva - Me vs you - Boxing - For Children in Need - November    Bring it or you gunna bring out the the David Haye bottler comments.

I've tweet Cherries and you sodhat

Why have I been tweeted   

Youre allowed to do stuff like this Nando 

Nando I'm ready, let's pick a time and date and we can do this. All for a good cause.

I'll take 3rd

I'll referee the fight

How much do you weigh Viva?

Guessing this will have to be a catchweight unless you're over 200lbs

I am 198 pounds.

We need:

- A venue
- Tickets and security
- Publicity, both local and social media
- Training for the fighters
- Gear (gloves, shorts, mouth shields, vaseline)
- Marketing
- Sponsors

I can do us a poster on Photoshop, and can arrange the publicity. Someone needs to find us a venue. If this fight actually happens, I'll donate £500 to the total as well as my time and effort in arranging parts of it. I can also find us some sponsors I reckon.

TheSecondComing wrote:

GSC wrote:If Azzys happy to push the game back and Miky to vote at a later date, thats fine by me.

That's fine by me. Someone screen capture Hero's squad so he can use the right team. My tactics stand, please don't delete them as I already have!

I shall put a copy of Heros squad in the admin section

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I am 198 pounds.

Bulk up a bit more and we can call it a heavyweight fight. 200lbs is the lower limit.

If anyone fancies some light entertainment, Jimmy Anderson has just been found not guilty. Entry to the cricket board is currently free

Thanks GSC, I'll pop over there now...

TheSecondComing wrote:We need:

- A venue
- Tickets and security
- Publicity, both local and social media
- Training for the fighters
- Gear (gloves, shorts, mouth shields, vaseline)
- Marketing
- Sponsors

I can do us a poster on Photoshop, and can arrange the publicity. Someone needs to find us a venue. If this fight actually happens, I'll donate £500 to the total as well as my time and effort in arranging parts of it. I can also find us some sponsors I reckon.

I call this as entrance music It's all for Charity, Viva is going to get his ass whooped like a schoolgirl in the vatican    14st i can lift friends on my shoulders who weigh more then that    

I'd always pick Stone Colds music.

If Viva boxes smart then he can still win. You gotta pump up that stamina.

Viva is in the gym every day Nando, by the time the fight comes around he's going to look buff as Lennox in his heyday.

I'll find us some round-card-girls too. I know some can-can dancers who might like the gig.

sodhat wrote:If Viva boxes smart then he can still win. You gotta pump up that stamina.

Ill go Wladimir on his ass if tries it cut the ring off and walk him down and a Frak load of leaning   

My gf has informed me theres an escort service on my road, I'll arrange the card girls.

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I am 198 pounds.

Bulk up a bit more and we can call it a heavyweight fight. 200lbs is the lower limit.

I'm actually in the process of losing weight, I'll probably be around 13 stones come November.

Nando yeah you may carry over 14 stones on your back but can you take a punch to the face?

Did I end up leaving this league?

Well you last did tactics week 1, and this is week 7, so yeah.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Azzy 
Viva
Marky
Afro
Nando 
Sodhat 
Mighty
Olly
GSC
Cherries 
Miky

I think you have Afro a bit high there. He'd be middle of the pack for me.

GSC > Olly

You're right I'd have Nando ahead of Afro but I don't think the rest of you can take him on.  

Olly is underrated in a few years time I'd have him higher up the table, he looks the type that can take a punch.

I'm a scrapper. Will fight above my powers, heart of a lion etc. I'd take Soddy with one hand tied behind me back

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Nando yeah you may carry over 14 stones on your back but can you take a punch to the face?

Viva im a fat guy, People in schools are particularly pleasant to fat people so yes i took my fair share of ass kickings    You get over it eventually and decide its time to fight back then they Frak off   So yea you punching me isn't going to hurt   be like being hit with a pillow

GSC wrote:Well you last did tactics week 1, and this is week 7, so yeah.

  

FL we were all actually looking forward to seeing you in fake online managerial action, yet your disappearance not only led to your team being given away, but you also lost out on being rated in the top 11 managers in terms of hotness and hardness. You lost out big time.

Guys I have it:

Tag Team Boxing

Me and GSC vs Trebs and Marky

Or.....

SURVIVOR SERIES BOXING

Me + Viva + GSC + Afro + Cherries vs Olly + Nando + Marky + Soddy + Miky

That would be epic.

Can i swap Soddy for Cherries.

You just have to seen Soddy's face as his incident to tell he'd be down in seconds. Cherries i suspect would go mental in ring and just punch til he collapsed.

I didn't go down from a hockey stick, I can take your puny bones.

If we had Survivor Series boxing, for Children in Need, I reckon we would get on the local news. That kind of stuff goes down really well at dinnertime.

TheSecondComing wrote:

GSC wrote:Well you last did tactics week 1, and this is week 7, so yeah.

  

FL we were all actually looking forward to seeing you in fake online managerial action, yet your disappearance not only led to your team being given away, but you also lost out on being rated in the top 11 managers in terms of hotness and hardness. You lost out big time.

You also ended up on the CF and Bull list

Nando I'm sorry for the bullying, nobody deserves that. Pillow punches? I'm giving away a lot in height and weight but I'm like the Mexican fighters I've got the heart. 

Azzy we'd win. I can just imagine you stomping on everyone.

TheSecondComing wrote:If we had Survivor Series boxing, for Children in Need, I reckon we would get on the local news. That kind of stuff goes down really well at dinnertime.

"breaking news, 10 fake managers skived off work to have a punchup"

GSC wrote:

TheSecondComing wrote:If we had Survivor Series boxing, for Children in Need, I reckon we would get on the local news. That kind of stuff goes down really well at dinnertime.

"breaking news, 10 fake managers skived off work to have a punchup"

7 injured, 3 dead.

I've had one fight in my life. They ended up in hospital with a fractured eye socket, broken jaw, several broken ribs and a ruptured testicle.
I didn't have a scratch on me.

Basically I went feral on them.