How tall are you and what is tall these days ??

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My Uni days I was 6ft 1 whether they rounded it up I don't know ??.........Last time I got measured I was 5ft 11 and a half.....Don't know whether they f****d up the first time or I've just shrunk with time....Have a tallish Wife who's 5ft 10 and when she wears stilettos she's taller than me which can be a tad embarrassing..

Never felt small back in the day.....But finding I'm looking up more than down these days..

How tall are you and what is tall these days ??

It's not.just online though is it? I remember going on a cricketing camp a few years ago. In the team we had an afrikaans kid, who was about 6'8. Anyway, one morning coming back from a shower with my mate, we run into him, and as happens in the morning, he had morning glory... My mate looks him and goes, "mate are you horny?", he replies "Ag nee man. trust me, if I was you'd know"... It was all rather embarrassing, as the kid was hung like a hamster, and was trying for whatever reason to convince us this wasn't really what it looked like.

You just happened to walk into a room... when a guy was naked....

We'll reserve you a place at the Oyster..

He wasn't naked... He was wearing ill-fitting shorts...I was naked.

There'd be some ill fitting shorts at the oyster If you walked in naked..