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Week 2:

Nah I don't see "Welbeck playing for Arsenal" being anywhere near as seismic as "Lampard playing for City". Lampard's been at Chelsea for as long as I can remember whereas Welbeck sort of appeared and is crap.


TACTICS UPDATE: I HAVE GSC AND TREBS' TACTICS.

Koba wrote:My new signing Son scored today for Leverkusen.

Terry on the scoresheet too

That's harsh

My decision to sell Pelle is looking sillier by the week

Just paid a grand for car insurance.

Insurance companies/boy racers are tossers

That's why I don't drive. I don't spend all that in a year on public transport.

Trebs wrote:Thanks dickheads.

I actually have no idea whether or not there was an injury time equaliser

It'd be like 30 quid less for a bus pass I guess. Gotta build up a no claims anyway

I didn't think a players rating could improve while injured, but kudos Sturridge

GSC wrote:

Koba wrote:My new signing Son scored today for Leverkusen.

Terry on the scoresheet too

Don't forget Mirallas and Tiago.

GSC wrote:Just paid a grand for car insurance.

Insurance companies/boy racers are tossers

What car did you buy?

Apparently Tom Cleverley was incredible today.

I like his thinking

More chance of getting European football at villa....

Well I'm a Villa fan now, mainly because Paul Lambert is the best manager in the world:whistle:

Any manager that beats Brenda's team is a good manager

Trebs wrote:Apparently Tom Cleverley was incredible today.

He played OK but it was Delph who bossed the midfield.

The thought of Falcao in that Chelsea team is a very, very scary thought. I reckon even Welbeck would fill his boots there.

Costas a Mourinho striker through and through.

I'd wait for some real tests before I crown them mind

I'd say Everton at Goodison was a pretty big test which I'd give them 8/10 for. The game against City next week will decide the title - if City lose it's all over.

Slightly premature. Don't win anything in September

Maybe not but you can lose it, as they say. They'd be 7 behind with their biggest chance to gain 3 points (v Chelsea @ home) gone already. It's funny how Chelsea never seem to lose to the big teams but tend to slip up at the small teams, especially away from home.

Coutinho really is frustrating

Do you think he'll suffer with the emergence of Sterling?

Id expect so with Lallana/Markovic there too.

GSC wrote:Just paid a grand for car insurance.

Insurance companies/boy racers are tossers

Got mine for 840 #lol #banter #swag

Insurance tends to go up when you live somewhere with more than 5 cars on the road at any time

Holger Badstuber Diagnosis of injury is a tendon tear in thigh with operation necessary. Set to be out for a long period again.

Di Maria too sexy for Madrid 
Too sexy for Madrid 
Barcelona and Munich

Koba wrote:Di Maria too sexy for Madrid 
Too sexy for Madrid 
Barcelona and Munich

That's an awful chant.

Steal this one about Leonardo Ulloa or something.

"Who's that man from Argentina
Who's that man we all adore
Di Maria is his name
And he scored a goal again
And we won't mention [insert two syllabled footballer here] anymore"

Tactics sent to TSJ. I don't expect much from GSC's side but hopefully my plan works.

#5-5-0

Marky wrote:

Koba wrote:Di Maria too sexy for Madrid 
Too sexy for Madrid 
Barcelona and Munich

That's an awful chant.

Steal this one about Leonardo Ulloa or something.

"Who's that man from Argentina
Who's that man we all adore
Di Maria is his name
And he scored a goal again
And we won't mention [insert two syllabled footballer here] anymore"

That's because i made it up myself. We used to sing a similar one for Carlos Tevez which I won't post because he is scum but I'll post the one we sang when he played for City. 

Who's that Muppet from Argentina 
Who's that money grabbing lady of loose morals
Carlos Tevez is his name 
and he hasn't got a brain 
Cuz he won't be winning trophies anymore 

But didn't Tevez win trophies with City?

GSC wrote:But didn't Tevez win trophies with City?

But didn't you not beat 10 man Derby?

He got sent off in the 89th minute.

GSC wrote:He got sent off in the 89th minute.

So that's a yes then.

The amount of extra time you had was a joke. Every time you got the ball in your own half you'd hoof it.

Lets just agree to forget that game. Like everyone already has with every United game this season before they beat an awful side at home.

*on a side note, I might have to start playing Assombalonga

GSC wrote:*on a side note, I might have to start playing Assombalonga

Don't. His five Championship goals will mean sod all.

GSC wrote:*on a side note, I might have to start playing Assombalonga

As long as he slips first.

Anyone see Menez's goal vs Parma.

Cheekiest goal ever.

I guess I will be waiting for a lawyer offer for Badstuber then, interesting.

Yeah I seen the goal lovely back heel he didn't have time to turn and finish. 

My tactics will be in tonight, why does your uncle not have Internet and what dog does he have?

Daley Blind looks like he is going to be United's most important signing this summer. We did everything United have been lacking. Herrera played really well too. Do you United fan's look at that midfield and now think, "what were we doing with Carrick, Cleverley and Anderson in there?"

And that pass Di Maria made to Van Persie with the outside of his foot that was incredible.

Thank God van Gaal moved away from the United tradition of playing wingers. The wingers are terrible, change the friggin system.

As good as United were, QPR resembled a training exercise. Early days but they look a poor side.

Apparently Rios had a pop at Moyes for not allowing the team chips in his new book.

12 years no claims, £340 a year for my insurance.

Blind looks good and I said to my friend when he signed that he may be our most important player. I can't see that formation working against the more stronger teams. 

How had Anderson managed to stay at United for 7 years? He is a disgrace to Football, he is happy not playing as long as he is collecting a nice wage, he hasn't improved at all, Ferguson must take some blame but he should have left United years ago. carrick has been a great servant and deserves nothing but respect from us. Midfield has improved but I'd have still liked to have seen some steel in midfield. 

We've needed a player like Di Maria for a long time he runs at players gives us the pace that we've been lacking.

Blind looked good cos QPR gave him the freedom of Manchester.

If I was a utd fan I'd be worried about how Traore ran through the team twice at the start of the second half.