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Week 2:

 Don't know what you're talking about.

I figured if anyone can make formations up nowadays why not.

So have gone & Yes this is legit so try make sense of it Juan

-------------Carrasso
------Besic ---Laporte -- Manolas
----------------Alonso
-----------Lucas ---Cheyrou
---------------Quintero
-----Bojan ------------------El Ghazi
------------------Drogba

Wing abuse

Ah the classic 3-1-2-1-2-1

Hero wrote:Ah the classic 3-1-2-1-2-1

It's the new 5-3-2

I'm parking the bus against Trebs.

Just kidding.

#Mourinho101

You can do that on Fifa this year in a Mourinho tribute

You should look to overload the wings, I've gone 4-4-2 diamond

On that note im looking for wingers if anyone got some for sale & a LB not happy with Maxwell tbh

I've got wingers Nando

Nottinghams the first city of football.

Suck it everywhere else

Derby is mate, there's the traditional game up in Ashbourne.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Shrovetide_Football

GSC wrote:Nottinghams the first city of football.

Suck it everywhere else

Crawley isn't a city otherwise it obviously would have won. 1800 home fans for our game v Fleetwood last Saturday. #BigClub

There were more than that for united reserves last night

How do you clean vomit off suede trainers?

Koba wrote:How do you clean vomit off suede trainers?

You need soy sauce Viva, pour it all over it, it gets rid of anything.

Really? I'd have thought soy sauce would make it worse.

No no, just absolutely smother it in soy sauce mate. Really let it soak in.

Ahaaha now I know you're lying.

Well if you aren't going to try the amazing soy sauce shortcut then lemon juice is good too. The citrus can break down stains in fabric so try that.

Otherwise maybe some creosote.

We have some stuff at work that congeals vomit.making it easier to clean. It's sick

My friend once vomited in his suit pocket because he didn't want to pay for staining the cab seats.

I have 9 sets of tactics:

GSC
Trebs
Marky
soddy
nando
Miky
Hero
cherries
Viva

PULL YER FINGER OUT OLLY

Because I've busted my teeth I've been eating so healthily that I've lost three pounds despite no exercise.

I suppose it could be the disparity in weight between the teeth I lost and the new ones they put in of course.

sodhat wrote:Because I've busted my teeth I've been eating so healthily that I've lost three pounds despite no exercise.

I suppose it could be the disparity in weight between the teeth I lost and the new ones they put in of course.

In my mind you now look like the Mouth of Sauron.

Lawyers and Injuries probably up late today, very busy morning

sodhat wrote:My friend once vomited in his suit pocket because he didn't want to pay for staining the cab seats.

Last year a work colleague managed to puke over my head when we staying in France. Red wine and Fois Gras shampoo is not nice.

That sounds like something he'd do on purpose...

I'll do it tonight I'm in Ipswich working atm

Sorry forgot yesterday my bad

He went back to sleep afterwards so after I'd dumped all the bedsheets, duvet etc in the shower and cleaned myself down I then ended up spending the night sat in an armchair with a tiny blanket, all the windows wide open (in late November) to get rid of the smell and watching my colleague (who I'd put in the recovery position) for fear he'd choke in his sleep.

Olly you've got 'til tomorrow to get tactics in as I'll be voting then.

Hero wrote:He went back to sleep afterwards so after I'd dumped all the bedsheets, duvet etc in the shower and cleaned myself down I then ended up spending the night sat in an armchair with a tiny blanket, all the windows wide open (in late November) to get rid of the smell and watching my colleague (who I'd put in the recovery position) for fear he'd choke in his sleep.

I had to do that once, in Greece when we were 18 and my mate started basically choking on his own puke. Lucky we were still awake really.

It also reminds me of two seperate stories involving anal and poo. But it's close to lunch so I'll leave off.

The Special Juan wrote:Olly you've got 'til tomorrow to get tactics in as I'll be voting then.

Gg bae

My company are complete tossers. They won't give me a laptop, despite the fact I'm often out of the office and working remotely. Everyone else in the office has one, half of them never leave the office so don't need one! 

Still means when I do work remotely like today I'm not doing any work so Frak em

"As unlikely career swap as it might seem, former Germany keeper Tim Wiese has been offered a contract to become a wrestler with the WWE.

The 32-year-old has become a bodybuilder since his contract at Hoffenheim was terminated in January and now weighs over 250 pounds."

Dude looks massive now

Olly Nacer Chadli

#MoreThenRelatives

Errrrrr what nando lol

I was hyping your love of Trebs new signing Nacer Chadli since your such a big fan

WELL WHO ISNT!!

He's just something else isn't he Olly

"@hero606v2: If you could bring back Ronaldo but it means Januzaj would probably leave would you?"

Is that even a question? Januzaj isn't really that good

I don't overly rate Januzaj either but he's made out to be the new Messiah by a lot of Utd fans.
I can understand to a degree the issue, a returning CR7 would be 30, would cost at least 350k a week in wages and a huge transfer fee for an asset that would have no resell value. It would also push others back in the pecking order for a starting role that could develop such as Januzaj.
An attack of
--------Herrera---Di Maria
Ronaldo-----Falcao------Rooney
though is just mindboggingly scary.

He scored two goals against the worst team in the league (at the time) and was made to be great. He's really not, decent prospect nothing more

Apologies, but lawyers/injuries will be delayed until later tonight unless someone else wants to do them. Completely swamped today

Hero got bailed out by voting next week.

His injuries would've been Chambers, Carvalho and Calhanoglu

Triple ouch!

Need someone needs to draw my lawyers/injuries

Shall I do injuries?