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HSC MONTPELLIER
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FC I thought she was Twente
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Week 4:

Join their league Hero and it'll help bridge the two sites...

Got permission (I'm married you see) and as I get paid this Friday its gonna be PS4 day!

Nice one Marky, look forward to beating you on fifa

The ja leagues aren't fun, I've signed up once or twice but especially LSTD's league. It's crying out for a reset. Someone needs to make a proper realistic league with 16/20 PL teams.

My old mucker Leighton's just been sent off for Montrose What a twonk.

That's great Marky let me know when you're ready for a game. 

I put on 6 accas today £3 on and to win £52, 5 of them have come in (Huge kisses to GSC for the Norwich and Bournemouth tip, smaller kisses for Olly and Cherries) Arsenal and Spurs are next my cash in was £11 it's mysteriously gone now.

I need Arsenal for 15 quid.

So bet on Spurs

"@SkyNewsBreak: Update - Prime Minister also reveals plans in Sunday Times to ban people aged 18-21 from claiming Jobseeker's Allowance or Housing Benefit"

Just when I couldn't hate David Cameron anymore...#c*nt

What's the problem you have a job...

But what about when I get made redundant for sexual harassment

Start charging your sister for sex?

Olly wrote:"@SkyNewsBreak: Update - Prime Minister also reveals plans in Sunday Times to ban people aged 18-21 from claiming Jobseeker's Allowance or Housing Benefit"

Just when I couldn't hate David Cameron anymore...#c*nt

I agree with the housing benefit but not JSA. What a twonk.

Only in Russia can you get a 2 match ban for giving racists the middle finger

In more pleasant news Alvaro Recoba is still scoring goals back in Uruguay (was randomly trending on twitter earlier)

What's the bt song called

I see you didn't dare play me this weekend.

I was on Saturday night, I didn't see you. 

I don't fear anyone on fifa especially if they've never beaten me or will ever beat me. I played one game on head to head and won 3-1,Di Maria is just too good. 

The predo is out of Afro and Miky. Afro has 14 and Miky has 12.

Nick has the ps4 and Marky will have it soon, we can have a fifa tournament.

I look forward to it.

What difficulty do you play on Viva?

I've always played professional. It's different when you play a human though.

Oops I meant I play semi pro, level 2.

Not quite legendary is it though.

Level two is amateur, level one is beginner.

You don't play semi-pro, Viva. No one does. Only a real special plays that level because it's not even fun with how easy it is.

I've just checked they have 5 levels of difficulty. 

Amateur, Semi Pro, Professional, World Class and Legendary. An I normally play on the second level of difficulty which is semi pro. I generally win but it's close 2-0, 2-1 and the odd 4-0 win. You play legendary Mighty? You'll slaughter me.

Koba wrote:I've just checked they have 5 levels of difficulty. 

Amateur, Semi Pro, Professional, World Class and Legendary. An I normally play on the second level of difficulty which is semi pro. I generally win but it's close 2-0, 2-1 and the odd 4-0 win. You play legendary Mighty? You'll slaughter me.

I think you're confused. You probably play on World Class, which is 2nd from the top. No way do you play on semi-pro, you'd have to go full ret4rd to be playing on that.

sodhat wrote:

Koba wrote:I've just checked they have 5 levels of difficulty. 

Amateur, Semi Pro, Professional, World Class and Legendary. An I normally play on the second level of difficulty which is semi pro. I generally win but it's close 2-0, 2-1 and the odd 4-0 win. You play legendary Mighty? You'll slaughter me.

I think you're confused. You probably play on World Class, which is 2nd from the top. No way do you play on semi-pro, you'd have to go full ret4rd to be playing on that.

Harsh SOddy.

My 9 year old nephew who is autistic plays on professional level

Yeah but autistic people always have that one mad skill, like Rain Man counting the cocktail sticks.

There's beginner first you nonce.

sodhat wrote:Yeah but autistic people always have that one mad skill, like Rain Man counting the cocktail sticks.

True, but I am not sure his is computer games to be brutally honest

HOW BOUT DEM RAIDERS SODDY

Olly wrote:HOW BOUT DEM RAIDERS SODDY

Have they turned up yet?

We were great for that first possession. Then we were terrible. So very terrible. The only guy playing any defense was old man Woodson.

I was in the club section though so I had access to expensive beer and food to cheer me up.

sodhat wrote:We were great for that first possession. Then we were terrible. So very terrible. The only guy playing any defense was old man Woodson.

I was in the club section though so I had access to expensive beer and food to cheer me up.

They looked good in that first play after the start where the older dude took that amazing catch. Was close to their peak though

What about Teddy Bridgewater.

Afro wrote:

sodhat wrote:We were great for that first possession. Then we were terrible. So very terrible. The only guy playing any defense was old man Woodson.

I was in the club section though so I had access to expensive beer and food to cheer me up.

They looked good in that first play after the start where the older dude took that amazing catch. Was close to their peak though

No, that was very definitely the peak. After that we didn't complete a pass for more than like 5 yards and our defense couldn't stop a team of deaf special needs children.

Gutted though Olly, we actually took the Pats to the 4th quarter. Shows how badly you guys stunk too...

Marky what difficulty do you play Fifa on? 

Mighty I think I'll need some more time before I play you, knowing you play legendary has hit me for a 6.

sodhat wrote:

Afro wrote:

sodhat wrote:We were great for that first possession. Then we were terrible. So very terrible. The only guy playing any defense was old man Woodson.

I was in the club section though so I had access to expensive beer and food to cheer me up.

They looked good in that first play after the start where the older dude took that amazing catch. Was close to their peak though

No, that was very definitely the peak. After that we didn't complete a pass for more than like 5 yards and our defense couldn't stop a team of deaf special needs children.

Gutted though Olly, we actually took the Pats to the 4th quarter. Shows how badly you guys stunk too...

Watching the Eagles this year is about 1 minute of celebration and 59 minutes of heart palpitations.

Just seen someone tell me Geno Smith is a good QB who makes a few dumb mistakes a game

sodhat wrote:

Afro wrote:

sodhat wrote:We were great for that first possession. Then we were terrible. So very terrible. The only guy playing any defense was old man Woodson.

I was in the club section though so I had access to expensive beer and food to cheer me up.

They looked good in that first play after the start where the older dude took that amazing catch. Was close to their peak though

No, that was very definitely the peak. After that we didn't complete a pass for more than like 5 yards and our defense couldn't stop a team of deaf special needs children.

Gutted though Olly, we actually took the Pats to the 4th quarter. Shows how badly you guys stunk too...

We did stink, we tend to have games like that against crappy teams every now and again. We should've lost to Cleveland at home last year lol

My body can't handle a lack of sleep and very strong coffee on top of a Red Bull.

It's been a three poo morning, guys. I'm spent.

Viva you are a wasteman. I'm battering you in our game this week, all them players you criticised will r*** your Poopie team.

Trebs wrote:Viva you are a wasteman. I'm battering you in our game this week, all them players you criticised will r*** your Poopie team.

I'm not going to get involved in a war of words, God bless you my son and good luck in our match. 

On that note, tactics into Soddy for tonight.

GSC who's the certainty wins in the championship this weekend? I'm not betting on today's games.

sodhat wrote:My body can't handle a lack of sleep and very strong coffee on top of a Red Bull.

It's been a three poo morning, guys. I'm spent.

Oof the remnants of yesterday and that. I feel for whoever cleans your toilets.

Afro have you updated or page? Do you wanna make one you're in control of if you can't?

Koba wrote:GSC who's the certainty wins in the championship this weekend? I'm not betting on today's games.

I've got a feeling we'll draw with Charlton tomorrow eve

Olly wrote:

Koba wrote:GSC who's the certainty wins in the championship this weekend? I'm not betting on today's games.

I've got a feeling we'll draw with Charlton tomorrow eve

I was following the Norwich Twitter account, you went 1-0 down and I thought it'd be over. But no this is the mighty nodge who are the Kings of come back and them boom boom quick goals turned the game around.

Derby to beat Millwall
Wolves to beat Wigan
Norwich to beat Rotherham

What was Trebs' punishment for not confirming last time, I can't be bothered to look it up.

Koba wrote:

Olly wrote:

Koba wrote:GSC who's the certainty wins in the championship this weekend? I'm not betting on today's games.

I've got a feeling we'll draw with Charlton tomorrow eve

I was following the Norwich Twitter account, you went 1-0 down and I thought it'd be over. But no this is the mighty nodge who are the Kings of come back and them boom boom quick goals turned the game around.

We only start playing once we go one down it seems. Just toying with this Poopie of a division before BAM the CamJam/Grabbs partnership bends you over and takes your anal virginity

GSC wrote:Derby to beat Millwall
Wolves to beat Wigan
Norwich to beat Rotherham

You're a sweetheart. I've been telling my friends that I've got a big timer who's in the know within the champion. They think you're a god. Are wigan that bad?

Wigan are awful away. Millwall are kinda limited, away to Derby should be pulled apart. Rotherham are fairly poor.

I wouldn't count last week as more than a fluke >_>.

GSC wrote:What was Trebs' punishment for not confirming last time, I can't be bothered to look it up.

Their is a punishment for not confirming?

If you then spend the money yeah :P. Otherwise I'd just take the cash away.

More because I update from there rather than trawling all the pages so it saves me a lot of time.