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US Palermo
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HSC MONTPELLIER
Getafe CF
Hellas Verona
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FC Giroud In BoredHoes
FC I thought she was Twente
SV Werder Bremen
FC Basel 1893

Week 4:

Hero wrote:I was in Piccadilly Gardens on Tuesday!

The real Piccadilly doesn't have gardens, it has tourists, muggers and drunkards. Thus it is superior.

GSC wrote:Also Miky is Bremen, not Wolfsburg :P

Thanks Sodhat, everyone can add 1m, Cherries nothing, Sodhat 1.5m

I always get those mixed up.

Manager of the week is up for grabs still. Impress me.

sodhat wrote:

GSC wrote:Also Miky is Bremen, not Wolfsburg :P

Thanks Sodhat, everyone can add 1m, Cherries nothing, Sodhat 1.5m

I always get those mixed up.

Manager of the week is up for grabs still. Impress me.

I'm about to purchase a PS4.

sodhat wrote:

GSC wrote:Also Miky is Bremen, not Wolfsburg :P

Thanks Sodhat, everyone can add 1m, Cherries nothing, Sodhat 1.5m

I always get those mixed up.

Manager of the week is up for grabs still. Impress me.

I just wrote a limerick about one of the bosses at work having a STD and sent it to her and her staff.

I'd need to see the limerick to be suitably impressed.

There was a lady called Jenny
Had a rash returning like a bad penny
Forever she’d scratch
At the itch on her snatch
And the blisters of which there were many.

You're P1 right now.

It's like F1 qualifying.

I'm buying a PS4
Cos my wife stopped being a wh0re
I looked into her eyes
And to my surprise
She told me there's no sex anymore

sodhat wrote:

GSC wrote:Also Miky is Bremen, not Wolfsburg :P

Thanks Sodhat, everyone can add 1m, Cherries nothing, Sodhat 1.5m

I always get those mixed up.

Manager of the week is up for grabs still. Impress me.

I can do over a 100 kick ups.

Koba wrote:

sodhat wrote:

GSC wrote:Also Miky is Bremen, not Wolfsburg :P

Thanks Sodhat, everyone can add 1m, Cherries nothing, Sodhat 1.5m

I always get those mixed up.

Manager of the week is up for grabs still. Impress me.

I can do over a 100 kick ups.

With a balloon. On a string.

Marky wrote:

Koba wrote:

sodhat wrote:

GSC wrote:Also Miky is Bremen, not Wolfsburg :P

Thanks Sodhat, everyone can add 1m, Cherries nothing, Sodhat 1.5m

I always get those mixed up.

Manager of the week is up for grabs still. Impress me.

I can do over a 100 kick ups.

With a balloon. On a string.

When do you want to get beat on fifa?

Koba wrote:

sodhat wrote:

GSC wrote:Also Miky is Bremen, not Wolfsburg :P

Thanks Sodhat, everyone can add 1m, Cherries nothing, Sodhat 1.5m

I always get those mixed up.

Manager of the week is up for grabs still. Impress me.

I can do over a 100 kick ups.

You know you're supposed to stop counting when the ball hits the floor right?

I think my record is 40 but my game has never been about close control and finesse.

Isn't kick ups all about close control and finesse

Yep and that's why my top score is only 40.

Koba wrote:

Marky wrote:

Koba wrote:

sodhat wrote:

GSC wrote:Also Miky is Bremen, not Wolfsburg :P

Thanks Sodhat, everyone can add 1m, Cherries nothing, Sodhat 1.5m

I always get those mixed up.

Manager of the week is up for grabs still. Impress me.

I can do over a 100 kick ups.

With a balloon. On a string.

When do you want to get beat on fifa?

Saturday night sounds good to me. But I have work tomorrow and need to set everything up yet so probably wont play it much before then. Russell has Fifa 15 and there's PS4/Fifa 15 leagues/pro club teams on ja606.

Got a console, Fifa 15, The Last of Us, 12 months PS+ and a starter pack including headset and charging unit for £390.

I can do quite a lot of kick ups. Not that it gets me anywhere in games.

Marky wrote:

Koba wrote:

Marky wrote:

Koba wrote:

sodhat wrote:

GSC wrote:Also Miky is Bremen, not Wolfsburg :P

Thanks Sodhat, everyone can add 1m, Cherries nothing, Sodhat 1.5m

I always get those mixed up.

Manager of the week is up for grabs still. Impress me.

I can do over a 100 kick ups.

With a balloon. On a string.

When do you want to get beat on fifa?

Saturday night sounds good to me. But I have work tomorrow and need to set everything up yet so probably wont play it much before then. Russell has Fifa 15 and there's PS4/Fifa 15 leagues/pro club teams on ja606.

Got a console, Fifa 15, The Last of Us, 12 months PS+ and a starter pack including headset and charging unit for £390.

If you want I can give you a week to practice. I only play exhibition matches, vs friends or online league matches. 

That's a good deal you've got, last of us is one of the best games in the last 12 years.

At least do a head to head league, 5 fixtures. Its what Nando and I uses to do, with his consistency being key to success.

Yeah I play that too with my friends.

I've beaten Mighty in the head to head online friendlies. 

When you've set up your username send me a private message on Twitter (I'll recieve a notification) an I'll add you straight away through the Playstation app.

Anyone want to run an apprentice

yes

All yours

Soddy - I'm actually looking to shed staff. Or rather, balance the staffing we have for the needs of the ship. So I'll probably look to move some, bring some in. But unless you're good with wood, I'd not bother applying.

Fernando wrote:yes

He'll win it 4 times he'll win it 4 times that boy Koba he'll win it 4 times. 

I'll join this year if the tasks don't take too long.

Anyone have a striker for trade?

I'm still defending champion seeing as the last one was halted without a conclusion, suppose I'm in.

https://www.606v2.com/t55868-the-apprentice-season-4-sign-up#2793795

Sign up and yes Hero

Koba wrote:

Fernando wrote:yes

He'll win it 4 times he'll win it 4 times that boy Koba he'll win it 4 times. 

I'll join this year if the tasks don't take too long.

There was a young pretender named Koba
who claimed to win the apprentice over and over
but 4 times he was sacked
coz he was actually cack
And this time he'll be sacked even sooner

TheSecondComing wrote:Soddy - I'm actually looking to shed staff. Or rather, balance the staffing we have for the needs of the ship. So I'll probably look to move some, bring some in. But unless you're good with wood, I'd not bother applying.

Just ask my girlfriend how good I am with wood.

BOOM, SEX JOKE FIRED.

Afro wrote:

Koba wrote:

Fernando wrote:yes

He'll win it 4 times he'll win it 4 times that boy Koba he'll win it 4 times. 

I'll join this year if the tasks don't take too long.

There was a young pretender named Koba
who claimed to win the apprentice over and over
but 4 times he was sacked
coz he was actually cack
And this time he'll be sacked even sooner

I think we have a clubhouse leader

Is Delph just a better version of Jonjo?

They're pretty different players.

GSC wrote:

Afro wrote:

Koba wrote:

Fernando wrote:yes

He'll win it 4 times he'll win it 4 times that boy Koba he'll win it 4 times. 

I'll join this year if the tasks don't take too long.

There was a young pretender named Koba
who claimed to win the apprentice over and over
but 4 times he was sacked
coz he was actually cack
And this time he'll be sacked even sooner

I think we have a clubhouse leader

I don't think I can bend the last line enough to make it rhyme so well. Hero's limerick is ahead for me still.

But Viva is probably leading with the 100 kick ups thing. Cracked me up.

Are they? I can't say I notice a whole load of difference but then again I don't watch a lot of Villa or Swansea. Jonjo goes about kicking people from what I know.

Shelveys more of an attacking player, he just looks like someone who'd go around kicking people.

I've got Welbeck, Kane or Klose hero?

GSC wrote:Shelveys more of an attacking player, he just looks like someone who'd go around kicking people.

He is from Romford

Must be a Romford thing as snooker player Mark King is also a bald thug.

Imagine Glasgow but with people from Essex, and people shouting "oi oi!" every few seconds.

How to speak  and make yourself understood in Essex !!

alma chizzit - A request to find the cost of an item

amant - Quantity; sum total ("Thez a yuge amant of mud in Saffend")

assband - Unable to leave the house because of illness, disability etc

awss - A four legged animal, on which money is won, or more likely lost ("That awss ya tipped cost me a fiver t'day")

branna - More brown than on a previous occasion ("Ere, Trace, ya look branna today, ave you been on sunbed?")

cort a panda - A rather large hamburger

Dan in the maff - Unhappy ("Wossmatta, Trace, ya look a bit Dan in the maff")

eye-eels - Women's shoes

Furrock - The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre

garrij - A building where a car is kept or repaired(Trace: "Oi, Darren, I fink the motah needs at go in the garrij cos it aint working proper")

Ibeefa - Balaeric holiday island

lafarjik - Lacking in energy ("I feel all lafarjik")

OI OI! - Traditional greeting. Often heard from the doorway of pubs or during banging dance tunes at clubs

paipa - The Sun, The Mirror or The Sport

reband - The period of recovery and emotional turmoil after rejection by a lover ("I couldn't elp it, I wuz on the reband from Craig")

Saffend - Essex coastal resort boasting the longest pleasure pier in the world. The place where the characters from TV's, popular soap opera, Eastenders go on holiday

tan - The city of London , the big smoke

webbats - Querying the location something or someone is. ("Webbats is me dole card Trace? I've gotta sign on in arf hour")

wonnid - 1. Desired, needed. 2. Wanted by the police

zaggerate - To suggest that something is bigger or better than it actually is. ("I told ya a fazzand times already")

Had to wash my mouth with soap after reading that fifth.

So does that mean I can add £1m as manager of the week? Sexy Soddy?

Not yet. Tomorrow is still to come.

Are we playing sheep tomorrow?

If tomorrow never comes.... Would she know how much I love her?

Currently we have 4 people for the Apprentice. Ain't running it with just 4 so sign up chumps

And stop quoting Ronan Keating and get back to work slacker

#JuansBoss

Tactics sent to Cherries. Good luck Nando

Given Cherries is now living the student lifestyle, does everyone want to copy me in on tactics.

GSC wrote:Tactics sent to Cherries. Good luck Nando

Given Cherries is now living the student lifestyle, does everyone want to copy me in on tactics.

Wise idea.