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FC I thought she was Twente
SV Werder Bremen
FC Basel 1893

Week 4:

I hate the international break.

England are depressing enough before you consider its San Marino and Estonia

The Special Juan wrote:I don't, you're probably confusing me with every other Scottish person my age  I only have a 360 and the last game I bought for that was FIFA 13.  It'll all change when I get my Wii U.  

 it's like that Family Guy episode when they move to Asia Town and Peter calls every guy Jackie Chan.

Afro what  did you make of our game?

Is there anything more pointless than an email to say "Thanks" to someone who just said "Thanks"?

Viva you've never played me at FIFA so can't claim that.
Yes I'm total guff at it and you've beaten who wiped the floor with me but that still doesn't mean you can add me to your list on conquests by proxy.

Koba wrote:

The Special Juan wrote:I don't, you're probably confusing me with every other Scottish person my age  I only have a 360 and the last game I bought for that was FIFA 13.  It'll all change when I get my Wii U.  

 it's like that Family Guy episode when they move to Asia Town and Peter calls every guy Jackie Chan.

And then "Jackie" calls all the white people "Ethan Hawke"

Hero wrote:Viva you've never played me at FIFA so can't claim that.
Yes I'm total guff at it and you've beaten who wiped the floor with me but that still doesn't mean you can add me to your list on conquests by proxy.

As I am the pound for pound champ, hold all the belts and have nothing to prove you need to bring  the challenge to me. You must buy a ps4 and play me, Marky did that knowing I am the number 1 and so will Sodhat very soon.

sodhat wrote:Is there anything more pointless than an email to say "Thanks" to someone who just said "Thanks"?

Probably not but when I texted a colleague" hope you get better "when they texted me they won't in because of a visit was pretty dumb. In my defence it was 7:15am I was half asleep and I only read I won't be in, assuming they're ill.

Hero I liked the Zesh Rehman podcast, I didn't listen to all off it but I will be when I get some time. You lot should ask the guests questions from us lot. I had one for Zesh Rehman.

Koba wrote:I'll do that Afro and if I win will you then give me the plaudits I deserve (if I win) 

I absolutely will. 100%. You'll have earnt the credit you will undoubtedly give yourself

On the flip side, will you stop claiming to be the pound for pound winner until you have earnt it?

Afro wrote:On the flip side, will you stop claiming to be the pound for pound winner until you have earnt it?

This is the guy who claims to be the Apprentice Winner despite being fired everytime.

I'm sorry but I must be the quarterpounder Queen. 

I've beaten people on the Playstation and I've beaten them on the Xbox. That's two different divisions I've excelled at which must mean I am the pound for pound king.

Koba wrote:Afro what  did you make of our game?

I thought we were poor tbh, although better than I thought we were going to be.

I think you deserved the win as we were a bit toothless again for much of it. Lukaku is really disappointing me atm. He does not look a £28m striker

I gave Viva a 24hr Xbox pass once to play Fifa vs me

We didn't play

#TrueStory
#Ducker

To be fair to Cherries, that Basel side is better than decent.

It could have been different though if it wasn't for De Gea. Beating Everton was more about the results than the performance. Di Maria is frighteningly good. 

Nando I did try and come online but my connection was awful, didn't allow me to connect. We'll play one day don't worry about that. What's your record like against  Marky?

Generally pretty decent i beat him more often then not, He can't defend corners or dribbly people. The problem is when he's a goal down he forgets about defending and concedes a lot more.

I don't do defending on Fifa it's 90 mins of waves of attacking

GSC wrote:To be fair to Cherries, that Basel side is better than decent.

Just had a look, it's okay but not as good as you might think.

Strategy seems to be to hope for a lawyer for Lallana, Lovren or both.

Fernando wrote:Generally pretty decent i beat him more often then not, He can't defend corners or dribbly people. The problem is when he's a goal down he forgets about defending and concedes a lot more.

I don't do defending on Fifa it's 90 mins of waves of attacking

I can agree on that.

Afro wrote:

GSC wrote:To be fair to Cherries, that Basel side is better than decent.

Just had a look, it's okay but not as good as you might think.

Strategy seems to be to hope for a lawyer for Lallana, Lovren or both.

There's a core of good players, but not much depth, with a lot of young players that probably need clearing out.

He also has one player who has retired I think (need to google it in a sec to check)

Viva as you listen to the podcast what's your views on it, do I generally sound the most sane one?

Afro wrote:

Afro wrote:

GSC wrote:To be fair to Cherries, that Basel side is better than decent.

Just had a look, it's okay but not as good as you might think.

Strategy seems to be to hope for a lawyer for Lallana, Lovren or both.

There's a core of good players, but not much depth, with a lot of young players that probably need clearing out.

He also has one player who has retired I think (need to google it in a sec to check)

It's also a very global squad. By my count, out of 23 players, it has 15 different nationalities!!

Hero wrote:Viva as you listen to the podcast what's your views on it, do I generally sound the most sane one?

I'm a fan of the podcast, I hope you can find support for Android so I can download them instead. 

I was going to tweet to the v2 football account the other day on your performance on the podcast but forgot. Yes I'd say you're by far the best on there and the one that I agree with the most.

Viva, you absolute slurper.

Can I submit handwritten tactics?

Does the Pope wear a hat?
Does Alex Salmond quit after losing?

sodhat wrote:Viva, you absolute slurper.

Slurper from the Silent Hill games or Slurper as in slurping Hero off? Can't I be nice without being called a slurping slurp?

I'd copy me into tactics as a precaution this week

sodhat wrote:Does the Pope wear a hat?
Does Alex Salmond quit after losing?

"Maria, my mighty heart is breaking"

@GSC & cherries, there's a typo in my tactics. It should say "bit" rather than "but"

Tactics are in to both Cherries and GSC. Good luck Sod.

Swanny can you make a new homepage please

What about me on the podcast?

Trebs wrote:What about me on the podcast?

They should replace the London accent guy with you.

Koba wrote:

Fernando wrote:Generally pretty decent i beat him more often then not, He can't defend corners or dribbly people. The problem is when he's a goal down he forgets about defending and concedes a lot more.

I don't do defending on Fifa it's 90 mins of waves of attacking

I can agree on that.

At least Nando doesn't go on about it like he's some sort of unplayable genius because the opponent decided to go all out attack and take the mickey

As shown in the two following games where we drew.

Tactics in - Good luck GSC & Welcome Aboard Fluxy

Im pretty sure i could beat Viva now I think Marky is suggesting not as good as he suggests...

Tactics also in.

Viva is decent but genuinely Nando is better. As am I normally.

Aww Marky don't be upset.

Nando I doubt it very much, Marky used two excuses.

Ebola has reached Spain, 75% chance it'll reach France by the end of this month and 50% it'll reach UK. Nobody seems bothered, Marky is more concerned about losing to me on Fifa.

Styles make games. Nando wouldn't have the patience against me.

Marky when do you want to play next?

Koba wrote:Styles make games. Nando wouldn't have the patience against me.

Marky when do you want to play next?

Don't need patience when you have team pressing Plus if you're going to tap it around the way i just sit on the half way line and play Tiki-Taka football when i get it

#BetterThenYouOoooooooooosh

Koba wrote:Aww Marky don't be upset.

Nando I doubt it very much, Marky used two excuses.

Ebola has reached Spain, 75% chance it'll reach France by the end of this month and 50% it'll reach UK. Nobody seems bothered, Marky is more concerned about losing to me on Fifa.

I'm unbeaten in the last two against you. So I don't quite know what you're on about.

We'll never know until we play each other.

I have to say, I was playing regularly on World Class on Fifa 14 on the Xbox, still on Professional mode on the PS4 on Fifa 15, the differences this year taking some getting used to for me. That's not an excuse, as I still drew against Viva twice.

Marky wrote:

Koba wrote:Aww Marky don't be upset.

Nando I doubt it very much, Marky used two excuses.

Ebola has reached Spain, 75% chance it'll reach France by the end of this month and 50% it'll reach UK. Nobody seems bothered, Marky is more concerned about losing to me on Fifa.

I'm unbeaten in the last two against you. So I don't quite know what you're on about.

I've never lost to you on Fifa in 26 years.

Koba wrote:

Marky wrote:

Koba wrote:Aww Marky don't be upset.

Nando I doubt it very much, Marky used two excuses.

Ebola has reached Spain, 75% chance it'll reach France by the end of this month and 50% it'll reach UK. Nobody seems bothered, Marky is more concerned about losing to me on Fifa.

I'm unbeaten in the last two against you. So I don't quite know what you're on about.

I've never lost to you on Fifa in 26 years.

I've only lost to you once in 28 years.

Is afro my dof anymore?

I play semi pro on Fifa.

I will take Marky's word for it since i played him fairly often

#PoundForPoundKingOooooooooosh

That being said i am Fifa Free Kick Master

All jokes aside you are a good player Marky.