The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:46 am

Phucking Phirst.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:46 am

1. is MC Hammer - Can't touch this

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:48 am

Is 4 the Frog Chorus by Sir Paul McCartney?

by **Union Cane** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:49 am

Union Cane wrote:1 Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hype feet - seanmichaels Today at 10:46 am MC Hammer - Can't touch this
2 Feel with the music and you wonder, is he a Yankee? No, I'm a Londoner
3 Light-up a stage and wax a chump like a candle - Mind the windows Tino. Today at 10:37 am 3 - Ice Ice Baby. Vanilla Ice
4 Win or lose, sink or swim, one thing is certain we'll never give in JuliusHMarx on Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:48 am the Frog Chorus by Sir Paul McCartney?
5 A word and a message with a lot of emotion, with total dedication and a lot of devotion

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:51 am

5 Karma Chameleon - Culture club

by **Union Cane** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:53 am

rick_dagless wrote:5 Karma Chameleon - Culture club

No cigar.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:58 am

What becomes of the broken hearted? - Smokey Robinson or something

by **Union Cane** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:00 am

rick_dagless wrote:What becomes of the broken hearted? - Smokey Robinson or something

Nope.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:01 am

Haha just googled it and I was miles off...

I like the real answer also.

by **superflyweight** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:01 am

Is 2 by Dizee Rascal? Dirty Disco or some such nonsense?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:02 am

locomotion by Kylie?

by **Union Cane** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:04 am

by **seanmichaels** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:09 am

windows, you going to any autumn internationals?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:11 am

I think 2.) may be 'Street Tuff' (I'm thinking the Bass Heavy Mix) by Testi Canzoni?

by **Union Cane** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:13 am

seanmichaels wrote:I think 2.) may be 'Street Tuff' (I'm thinking the Bass Heavy Mix) by Testi Canzoni?

Right 'song', wrong 'artiste'.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:16 am

seanmichaels wrote:windows, you going to any autumn internationals?

Yep, November 8th v New Zealand.

Was going to take Mrs Windows but don't think she'll be up to it. Might take my eldest.

You going?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:20 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:windows, you going to any autumn internationals?

Yep, November 8th v New Zealand.

Was going to take Mrs Windows but don't think she'll be up to it. Might take my eldest.

You going?

Saffa who played for us for 6/7 years is leaving at the end of Nov and wanted us to go to the game on the 15th. Too pricey for me though - they were talking £180 yesterday. Add £20 train £10 food and £100 alcohol and that's 1/4 of my monthly disposable gone in a day.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:21 am

Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I think 2.) may be 'Street Tuff' (I'm thinking the Bass Heavy Mix) by Testi Canzoni?

Right 'song', wrong 'artiste'.

Of course it was Musikmatch which would mean it would then be the Radio edition.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:24 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:windows, you going to any autumn internationals?

Yep, November 8th v New Zealand.

Was going to take Mrs Windows but don't think she'll be up to it. Might take my eldest.

You going?

Saffa who played for us for 6/7 years is leaving at the end of Nov and wanted us to go to the game on the 15th. Too pricey for me though - they were talking £180 yesterday. Add £20 train £10 food and £100 alcohol and that's 1/4 of my monthly disposable gone in a day.

£100 on alcohol Shocked

Just on you? I'd be dead if I drank all that.

Your missus is loaded isn't she? Can't you cook her dinner and borrow some money off her?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:35 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

£100 on alcohol Just on you? I'd be dead if I drank all that.

Your missus is loaded isn't she? Can't you cook her dinner and borrow some money off her?

Well I'd say a day out would be 10-15 pints. You're talking £6 a pint at Twickenham aren't you?

I was thinking about this the other day. I spent £80 on a night out the other week and had about 8 pints. Sure there's some scrounger who never ends up paying his way. That's why I hate doing rounds.

by kingraf Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:37 am

Jeesus £6 for a pint? Does it have rainbow dust?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:38 am

And getting coffee's from the machine. Why can't people just go up and get their own instead of doing rounds? Pisses me off?

by **Union Cane** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:39 am

Thought you were on the wagon sean?

I've not had a drop in three weeks, since I started training. Don't miss it either.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:40 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

£100 on alcohol Just on you? I'd be dead if I drank all that.

Your missus is loaded isn't she? Can't you cook her dinner and borrow some money off her?

Well I'd say a day out would be 10-15 pints. You're talking £6 a pint at Twickenham aren't you?

I was thinking about this the other day. I spent £80 on a night out the other week and had about 8 pints. Sure there's some scrounger who never ends up paying his way. That's why I hate doing rounds.

I wouldn't do 15 pints!

A couple before the game, maybe three during and a couple afterwards. That'll do me.

If I take my eldest, it will be even less than that. He won't be drinking Guinness, that much is guaranteed.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:41 am

Union Cane wrote:since I started training.

by kingraf Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:41 am

It's weird how old people start playing the front nine every three days and suddenly think they're in training.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:42 am

Union Cane wrote:Thought you were on the wagon sean?

I've not had a drop in three weeks, since I started training. Don't miss it either.

Nah, only Sunday - Thursday. Have to work hard on Friday and Saturday to catch up.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:47 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

I wouldn't do 15 pints!

A couple before the game, maybe three during and a couple afterwards. That'll do me.

Same group of us went to England v SA at the oval a few years back. Turned up at the rendez-vous point at 9am outside Vauxhall station and cracked open crate of red stripe. We drew some bemused looks from the city w@nkers on their way to work.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:26 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

I wouldn't do 15 pints!

A couple before the game, maybe three during and a couple afterwards. That'll do me.

Same group of us went to England v SA at the oval a few years back. Turned up at the rendez-vous point at 9am outside Vauxhall station and cracked open crate of red stripe. We drew some bemused looks from the city w@nkers on their way to work.

Not only are they w*nkers, they are lazy bastards as well if they are only getting to work at 09:00am.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 1:17 pm

Plans for the weekend?

I have 8 cans of Orangieboom warming nicely in the car. Might watch the rugby tonight. DIY tomorrow. Need to repaint the sash windows.

by **Union Cane** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 1:20 pm

I'll be thinking about re-roofing the shed but not actually doing anything about it, might have a round of golf, then I'll be watching AJ, the future people's champion, whilst not having any beer.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 1:29 pm

AJ? Why no beer?

by **Union Cane** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 1:31 pm

Anthony Joshua?

I'm off the beer at the minute, because I can.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 1:34 pm

oh. Forgot he was fighting. Pretty much blanked out boxing. Did hear on TS that Eddie Hearn reckons Joshua Haye will happen next year.

by **Union Cane** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 1:37 pm

Can't see it myself, as it would involve Haye fighting.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 1:56 pm

What was the split post? Making me work, at work, on a Friday... Union is getting involved (Trade, not Cane)

by **seanmichaels** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 1:58 pm

rick_dagless wrote:What was the split post? Making me work, at work, on a Friday... Union is getting involved (Trade, not Cane)

Think it was that old naughty naughty boy jules with phucking phoist.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 1:58 pm

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 1:59 pm

sean wrote:Think it was that old naughty naughty boy jules with phucking phoist.

Fair enough, he was due one...

I shall await with anticipation the split.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 2:00 pm

You practising your grammar sean?

by kingraf Fri 10 Oct 2014, 2:05 pm

Well I'm off to the cricket. Should get there in about 45. Got a birthday to get to after that. U16s playing on Saturday as well, and then I'm buying my tickets to a local fight card. No dam this weekend, just as well as the forecast doesn't seem particularly groovy. Girlfriend returns on Sunday. She's got a micro Biology test on Monday, so I don't think I'll get my a welcome back hug.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 2:07 pm

Saturday here. I can tell you not much has changed since yesterday.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 2:09 pm

What are you doing on here at 10 past midnight saturday morning TLD?

Have you no illegal raves to attend or women to be servicing

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 10 Oct 2014, 2:17 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Plans for the weekend?

Ballet, rugby, football, karate and birthday parties.

Kids are doing some things as well.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 2:18 pm

Few beers with work mates, watching some bird play in some roller derby thing, football more booze.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 10 Oct 2014, 2:20 pm

rick_dagless wrote:football

Newcastle are sh*t this year aren't they, Ricko?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 2:21 pm

Tino wrote:Newcastle are sh*t this year aren't they, Ricko?

Yes they are, but more than that, they are boring as well, I can handle sh1t with excitment, got used to it over the years, but this boredom coupled with tactical ineptitude is a bit new...

But what can you do?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 10 Oct 2014, 2:23 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:Newcastle are sh*t this year aren't they, Ricko?

Yes they are, but more than that, they are boring as well, I can handle sh1t with excitment, got used to it over the years, but this boredom coupled with tactical ineptitude is a bit new...

But what can you do?

Me?

Nothing mate. Sorry.

If you give me Alan Pardew's number, I'll happily call him and pass on your concerns.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 2:25 pm

I believe that the concerns are being adequately conveyed Tino.

But I thank you for the offer.

If I had Pardews number I would like to think I would call and have an adult discussion about it. But more likely I would call and make fart noises down the line, or, bottle it completely.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 10 Oct 2014, 2:43 pm

No wonder you don't like Keane if you support NUFC. When I was at uni in Leeds I hung around with a geordie who was a season ticket holder. Went to see them play leeds in the away end. Not great as I am a leeds follower

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