Police arrest teenagers over 'savage beating' of veteran.

Two teenagers have been bailed following their arrest for their part in a series of unprovoked attacks on an older man.

Nicholas Kyrgias (19) and Borna Coric (17) are alleged to have set about veteran Rafael Nadal (82) in two separate instances in 2014. The victim is claimed to have been confined to his home after the first assault in June - described in the local press as a "savage battering" - and only ventured out recently. He is scheduled for surgery after the latest assault and is being cared for at home with close family in attendance.

Local residents expressed surprise. Mr Federer (108) and his friend Mr Djokovic said "We're shocked, we've not had any problems with these youngsters, they seem like well behaved young men"

Andy Murray said "these kids have no respect. That Coric lad recently said when he's very good he's like Mr Djokovic but when he's bad he's like me. What kind of way is that to talk about your elders?".

lol

Two months still to go, but unless anyone can improve on it (tough ask, I'd say ......) then this has to be a shoe-in for Post of the Year Award

LOL

Take a boo!

Did someone say BOO?



emancipator - always in pursuit

Hahahahah joke of the year.

lags72 wrote:Two months still to go, but unless anyone can improve on it (tough ask, I'd say ......) then this has to be a shoe-in for Post of the Year Award

Well BB has two months to come up with a joke about Roger's 'spare tyre' and when he does that will usurp this one.

Maybe Roger could donate it to the Caterham F1 team as it could enable the skint team to race in the US race in a weeks time after all.

For Roger's afore-mentioned 'spare tyre' see second photo here:-

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-29360950

I'll leave the very highest standard of humour to you, my humble effort seems to have gained favour but I wouldn't want to overreach myself.

Somehow I thought that would be your response. I wonder why.

You could enlighten me.

Or you could leave a fun thread without trying to poop all over it.

Who is pooping all over it? I added another pun to it to add to the fun.

No offence but BB was doing fine and dandy lil mandy.

Yes I get it. It is the subject matter that is not acceptable. Okay no worries won't post on the thread again folks rest assured.

Im aware that this is a sardonic thread but threads like these have gone off the rails before. To that end, please keep things light hearted and focused on subject, and not poster.

as you were lads.

BB is back

Classic!!!

A masterpiece of a post.

The only downside is that it made me quite literally "LOL" (as the youth say) in the office and thereby reveal that I was slacking off and reading a tennis forum!

What d'ya mean "slacking off" ??

606 is designed to be read in the office, surely.

Just consider it one of your 'Key Objectives' .....

lags72 wrote:What d'ya mean "slacking off" ??

606 is designed to be read in the office, surely.

Just consider it one of your 'Key Objectives' .....

Problem is not so much 606 as the frequency with which it leads me to open other windows to check things like how the Berdych v Murray h2h has unfolded, or how old Marin Cilic is, or what Federer's exact words were in an interview two years ago etc!

BB... fantastic. Very cool.

Just to show we Rafa fans are not without a sense of humour:

:lol:

HM Murdoch wrote:

lags72 wrote:What d'ya mean "slacking off" ??

606 is designed to be read in the office, surely.

Just consider it one of your 'Key Objectives' .....

Problem is not so much 606 as the frequency with which it leads me to open other windows to check things like how the Berdych v Murray h2h has unfolded, or how old Marin Cilic is, or what Federer's exact words were in an interview two years ago etc!

Have I been cloned?