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Week 10:

Berahino in the England squad.

#AlcacerandBerahinohipsterpairingofeurope

Alright, bit quiet on other parts of forum so I thought I would stick my head around the door and say hi.

Anyone see the EA sports 23 man squad based on player performance index?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2822384/Wayne-Rooney-Joe-Hart-DROPPED-England-Charlie-Austin-Fraser-Forster-according-EA-data.html

Starting 11 would be

-------------------Forster-----------------
Clyne------Cahill----------Jags------Baines
Downing----Henderson----Noble---Sterling
---------Austin-----------Berahino----------

Think the Swansea wingers need to be looked at by Roy this time

EDIT: Ah just seen Nando's post above

I missed that Mark Noble got in the side

SUCK THAT HATERS

Downing in there too, but isn't his good form playing through the middle Soddy.

Roy has picked him for England based on that good form and no doubt will play him wide instead.

Downing has been brilliant through the middle. But he's left footed so he'll probably be stuck out there if he's picked.

Who wants to give me an opinion via PM? PS pretty sure ive been saying im broke since the PS4 came out. I get £30 every 2 weeks (cos i pay rent/rood etc)

yeah sure

done

Fernando wrote:Who wants to give me an opinion via PM? PS pretty sure ive been saying im broke since the PS4 came out. I get £30 every 2 weeks (cos i pay rent/rood etc)

Do you smoke and drink?

don't smoke & drink occasionally mainly birthdays/Xmas really. Do go out though so that's where half the money goes

wont let me send pms for some reason

Fernando wrote:don't smoke & drink occasionally mainly birthdays/Xmas really. Do go out though so that's where half the money goes

Firstly well done on not smoking it's a nasty expensive habit that only makes the fat  cats like Afro rich. 

After Christmas stop drinking and stop going out, the money you save use that to buy a Playstation. You get a Playstation and you're not poisoning your body.

Hero wrote:You declared yourself to have beaten me at Fifa despite having never played me.

You lost to Azzy, Azzy is probably the worst player I've ever played on any Fifa series. I'll buy an Xbox 2015 Christmas and play you.

sodhat wrote:Viva needs his bum de-sticked.

He's grumpier than that grumpy one in the seven dwarves. Sneezy I think his name was.

I'm sorry I'll try and be less grumpy from now on.

I'll do pm opinion if needs be

sent to you too

You can ask me if you like Nando.

Shall see what others say 1st if need 3rd opinion shall ask

Don't PM me Nando.

GSC can I add my bonus please? You let us add our bonus last week before you even did results.

Koba wrote:

Hero wrote:You declared yourself to have beaten me at Fifa despite having never played me.

You lost to Azzy, Azzy is probably the worst player I've ever played on any Fifa series. I'll buy an Xbox 2015 Christmas and play you.

That means nothing whatsoever.

If A beats B and B beats C it does not necessarily mean A beats C.

Hero wrote:

Koba wrote:

Hero wrote:You declared yourself to have beaten me at Fifa despite having never played me.

You lost to Azzy, Azzy is probably the worst player I've ever played on any Fifa series. I'll buy an Xbox 2015 Christmas and play you.

That means nothing whatsoever.

If A beats B and B beats C it does not necessarily mean A beats C.

Right Mr Zero, do you want to put a bet on. If I beat you in Fifa you have to give me your Xbox and vice versa. If you don't take the bet you can't ever make these claims or indirect messages that I'm not better then you. Be careful it's almost Christmas you don't want your son to be without a console this Christmas or is your ego too big to not take on the bet. Your choice my son.

The Viva that stole Christmas

Koba wrote:GSC can I add my bonus please? You let us add our bonus last week before you even did results.

I knew who had done it and started results (also received my bonus later than everyone else)

I am not 'claiming' anything, quite to the contrary. I'm stating clearly defined facts.
You have never played me so therefore cannot state you have beaten me.
You have beaten people that have beaten me but that does not automatically confer you therefore can beat me.
It implies it, but it is not a given.

I have no ego whatsoever in regards to FIFA, I've always stated I'm an awful player, I also have desire whatsoever to risk my children's last Xmas present. I am not the one making false statements so I have nothing to prove to validate what I say.

It's the V2 FIFA version of Schrodingers Cat.

Viva is just rattled cos he's put his future on the line for no reason at all

5 months & counting Viva

sodhat wrote:The Viva that stole Christmas

I will feel sorry for Hero's son when he wakes up Christmas morning to play a game he got for Christmas but the console is not there. 

Hero's Son "Dad where the Xbox" 
Hero "Erm son" 
Hero's son "did you give the Xbox in and got us a far superior console called the Playstation 4"
Hero" errr son"
Hero's son "what is it dad" 
Hero "I lose your Xbox in a bet with viva" 
Hero's son "darn you father" 

Cut scene *Viva playing his playstation using the Xbox as a foot rest enjoying Jesus birthday

Fernando wrote:Viva is just rattled cos he's put his future on the line for no reason at all

5 months & counting Viva

I'm smoking non existence Cuban cigars watching the Arsenal give away a 3 goal lead against a team that I've never heard of. I'll be on v2 next season because United will finish above Arsenal.

Hero wrote:I am not 'claiming' anything, quite to the contrary. I'm stating clearly defined facts.
You have never played me so therefore cannot state you have beaten me.
You have beaten people that have beaten me but that does not automatically confer you therefore can beat me.
It implies it, but it is not a given.

I have no ego whatsoever in regards to FIFA, I've always stated I'm an awful player, I also have desire whatsoever to risk my children's last Xmas present. I am not the one making false statements so I have nothing to prove to validate what I say.

It's the V2 FIFA version of Schrodingers Cat.

Translation* I fear Viva the true champion of Fifa and I like to WUM him but secretly I know he is too good for me.

How's your beard Hero? I've found one grey/white hair on my chin. Call me Silver Fox, women love men with grey hair.

Or call me Captain Blackbeard. 

I had a dream last night that my beard stopped growing from the chin and only grew from the cheeks.

What's everyone's opinion on the 2022 world cup being played in the winter? I personally think we should boycott, as extreme as it looks it's the only way Fifa will listen. It's blatantly obvious Fifa have taken back handers from the billionaire Arabs. Most importantly for me I don't want the world cup to affect my teams chances and performance during the football season. Also the tournament was handed to Qatar on the basis that it would be played in the Summer. Absolute joke.

Its a joke, but a World Cup boycott will never happen.

FIFA are more than due a reality check, but sadly its unlikely

The water in London is terrible. I get this weird white granule-type substance at the bottom of my tea because it's so sh!tty when it's boiled.

I get grey patches in my beard but no ginger which I'm glad about, why do so many blokes get ginger in their beards yet aren't carrot tops?

Hero wrote:I get grey patches in my beard but no ginger which I'm glad about, why do so many blokes get ginger in their beards yet aren't carrot tops?

My facial hair is dark and I'm pure blonde.

The carpet doesn't match the drapes either, I'm all dark downstairs.

sodhat wrote:The water in London is terrible. I get this weird white granule-type substance at the bottom of my tea because it's so sh!tty when it's boiled.

You've just realised now? I noticed from the first day I visited London, your water is outrageously inferior to ours. We get ours from Wales.

Koba wrote:

sodhat wrote:The water in London is terrible. I get this weird white granule-type substance at the bottom of my tea because it's so sh!tty when it's boiled.

You've just realised now? I noticed from the first day I visited London, your water is outrageously inferior to ours. We get ours from Wales.

That explains the slower pace of your speaking in the midlands at least.

sodhat wrote:The water in London is terrible. I get this weird white granule-type substance at the bottom of my tea because it's so sh!tty when it's boiled.

It's chalk technically calcium from build in pipes but more commonly chalk

Isla Fisher is so beautiful (I said beautiful not hot or fit there's a difference) I wish she was my wife, I'd get married to her right now.

Ali G Sacha Boran is a lucky bastard.

She's on my wish list for certain (as are all hot ginges)

Even Amy from Dr. Who?

Apparently she has been turned into a cyberman (woman)

Hero Amy From Dr Who we had a week of Hero crying when she left

Do you think he will mind if she is emotionless and....errr.....metal-ly?

Hero is currently building a costume for Mrs Hero as we speak id expect...Although i doubt she will mind it's better then seeing a sweaty Alan Carr in your face

Car broke down on the A47, basically screwed, lend us a tenner soddy

So you can get properly screwed?

Well I'm gonna need some money for beer seeming as this is gonna cost me and arm and a leg