Build yourself a boxer

Afternoon all,

Bit of fun for the festive period in the form of a slight twist of an old fav. Time for you to build yourself the prefect boxer for you to be. Here's mine:

The quick wit of Ali.
The verility of Holyfield.
The business portfolio of Foreman.
The sheer smugness and utter confidence on yourself of Haye.
The warrior spirit of Froch.
The female attention of De La Hoya.
The longevity of La Motta.

Over to you guys.

Cheers

spencerclarke wrote:Afternoon all,

Bit of fun for the festive period in the form of a slight twist of an old fav.  Time for you to build yourself the prefect boxer for you to be.  Here's mine:

The quick wit of Ali.
The verility of Holyfield.
The business portfolio of Foreman.
The sheer smugness and utter confidence on yourself of Haye.
The warrior spirit of Froch.
The female attention of De La Hoya.
The longevity of La Motta.

Over to you guys.

Cheers

The prefect band of Sean Michaels

Destructive nature of Hearns

I would have the wit of Randall 'Tex' Cobb personally

If Haye's self belief were real he wouldn't be so averse to taking on unfavoured contenders for millions each time.

Tyson Fury's EVERYTHING.

The humour of Niccolino Locche
The dancing skills of Jorge Paez
The shoulder width of Tom Sharkey
The arm length of Dan Donnelly
The doggedness of Steve Collins
The chin of Wayne McCullough (Stiverne wouldn't have knocked him out)
The right hook of Andy Lee
The left hook of Tua
The plastic p*nis of Tyson to beat the test.

Fair one strongy. That Andy Lee right hook is a beast.

John Bloody Wayne wrote:If Haye's self belief were real he wouldn't be so averse to taking on unfavoured contenders for millions each time.

During frock v groves 1 I say a look of doubt on his face as he forgot momentarily he was David Haye then the smugness returned and I just knew he was thinking when looking at everyone else in the studio 'yeah you only wish you were David haye'.

There are two kinds of people in this world, David Haye and those who wish they were David Haye.

If David Haye was from Yorkshire, he'd undoubtedly be a living God

Maybe that's the source of all his bluster, insecurity about not being from Yorkshire. Can't say I blame him!

The humour of Carl Froch
The dancing skills of Rocky Marciano
The arm length of "Baby Jake" Matlala
The chin of Frank Bruno
Punch Power of Paulie Malignaggi

John Bloody Wayne wrote:Maybe that's the source of all his bluster, insecurity about not being from Yorkshire. Can't say I blame him!

Too true, look at Rowley, he's from Yorkshire and you couldn't wish to find a more non-confrontational, less pompous tw*t than him!

DAVE667 wrote:

John Bloody Wayne wrote:Maybe that's the source of all his bluster, insecurity about not being from Yorkshire. Can't say I blame him!

Too true, look at Rowley, he's from Yorkshire and you couldn't wish to find a more non-confrontational, less pompous tw*t than him!

Say 'lol' to his face and watch him turn into adrien broner

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

John Bloody Wayne wrote:Maybe that's the source of all his bluster, insecurity about not being from Yorkshire. Can't say I blame him!

Too true, look at Rowley, he's from Yorkshire and you couldn't wish to find a more non-confrontational, less pompous tw*t than him!

Say 'lol' to his face and watch him turn into adrien broner

You mean an obnoxious loudmouth who's about four stone overweight and still trying to bully people?

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

John Bloody Wayne wrote:Maybe that's the source of all his bluster, insecurity about not being from Yorkshire. Can't say I blame him!

Too true, look at Rowley, he's from Yorkshire and you couldn't wish to find a more non-confrontational, less pompous tw*t than him!

Say 'lol' to his face and watch him turn into adrien broner

You mean an obnoxious loudmouth who's about four stone overweight and still trying to bully people?

All he needs is a lipo and hes set