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This one was a bit funny

For me, Pardew's a mixed bag. Just when you think you're warming to him, he'll say that he prefers the Westlife version of "I Have A Dream."

Just followed Galactic Keegan.

And Nadeem.

Now trust me and follow @CockOrNoCock

Trebs wrote:Afternoon all.

The other league is better than this one

No its not, it's absolutely Poopie. There's no life in that league.

Marky wrote:Just followed Galactic Keegan.

And Nadeem.

Now trust me and follow @CockOrNoCock

I'll wait for viva to follow first. He's an expert at those types of games.

nadeem2099 wrote:

Marky wrote:Just followed Galactic Keegan.

And Nadeem.

Now trust me and follow @CockOrNoCock

I'll wait for viva to follow first. He's an expert at those types of games.

I followed them straight after I followed you, it felt right following one man sausage after another.

Koba wrote:

nadeem2099 wrote:

Marky wrote:Just followed Galactic Keegan.

And Nadeem.

Now trust me and follow @CockOrNoCock

I'll wait for viva to follow first. He's an expert at those types of games.

I followed them straight after I followed you, it felt right following one man sausage after another.

Viva tell me some funny people to follow.

I really want to set-up my own comedy character Twitter account like GalacticKeegan.

Just lacking time and enough imagination to continue to be able to keep coming up with funny posts.

What smell does everyone wear?

Do you mix deodorant and aftershave or go for a single, unified smell instead of some sort of smell apartheid?

Afro wrote:I really want to set-up my own comedy character Twitter account like GalacticKeegan.

Just lacking time and enough imagination to continue to be able to keep coming up with funny posts.

Is @BigFellasAfro taken? Im sure you can find something funny to tweet.

I use CK Sodhat. I don't use aftershave tbh.

nadeem2099 wrote:

Koba wrote:

nadeem2099 wrote:

Marky wrote:Just followed Galactic Keegan.

And Nadeem.

Now trust me and follow @CockOrNoCock

I'll wait for viva to follow first. He's an expert at those types of games.

I followed them straight after I followed you, it felt right following one man sausage after another.

Viva tell me some funny people to follow.

Marky used to be funny.

There's RAWK who I find funny, it's an account which tweets, messages posted by Liverpoo fans on their website.

Koba wrote:

nadeem2099 wrote:

Koba wrote:

nadeem2099 wrote:

Marky wrote:Just followed Galactic Keegan.

And Nadeem.

Now trust me and follow @CockOrNoCock

I'll wait for viva to follow first. He's an expert at those types of games.

I followed them straight after I followed you, it felt right following one man sausage after another.

Viva tell me some funny people to follow.

Marky used to be funny.

There's RAWK who I find funny, it's an account which tweets, messages posted by Liverpoo fans on their website.

I don't know if that's a compliment or not

Koba wrote:

nadeem2099 wrote:

Koba wrote:

nadeem2099 wrote:

Marky wrote:Just followed Galactic Keegan.

And Nadeem.

Now trust me and follow @CockOrNoCock

I'll wait for viva to follow first. He's an expert at those types of games.

I followed them straight after I followed you, it felt right following one man sausage after another.

Viva tell me some funny people to follow.

Marky used to be funny.

There's RAWK who I find funny, it's an account which tweets, messages posted by Liverpoo fans on their website.

Yeah I think old age has finally gotten to good old marky.

sodhat wrote:What smell does everyone wear?

Do you mix deodorant and aftershave or go for a single, unified smell instead of some sort of smell apartheid?

I use deodorant and Chanel Bleu but I don't mix them.

Marky wrote:

Koba wrote:

nadeem2099 wrote:

Koba wrote:

nadeem2099 wrote:

Marky wrote:Just followed Galactic Keegan.

And Nadeem.

Now trust me and follow @CockOrNoCock

I'll wait for viva to follow first. He's an expert at those types of games.

I followed them straight after I followed you, it felt right following one man sausage after another.

Viva tell me some funny people to follow.

Marky used to be funny.

There's RAWK who I find funny, it's an account which tweets, messages posted by Liverpoo fans on their website.

I don't know if that's a compliment or not

It's a back handed compliment.

I want the old Marky back.

nadeem2099 wrote:

Afro wrote:I really want to set-up my own comedy character Twitter account like GalacticKeegan.

Just lacking time and enough imagination to continue to be able to keep coming up with funny posts.

Is @BigFellasAfro taken? Im sure you can find something funny to tweet.

I use CK Sodhat. I don't use aftershave tbh.

Following the life of Fellaini's hair

I have been using the David Beckham deodarant, and at xmas the wife bought me some Clinique Happy for men, which I quite like,

But never together!

My wife got me some Joop aftershave. She claims it smells nice, all I know is it stings after I shave.

I use deodorant every day because I don't want stinky pits. But I also use aftershave too on days that I shave. I don't notice any smell clashing.

Marky wrote:My wife got me some Joop aftershave. She claims it smells nice, all I know is it stings after I shave.

Don't apply it directly to your balls.

sodhat wrote:

Marky wrote:My wife got me some Joop aftershave. She claims it smells nice, all I know is it stings after I shave.

Don't apply it directly to your balls.

I get enough of a kick down there using my mint and teatree shower gel.

sodhat wrote:I use deodorant every day because I don't want stinky pits. But I also use aftershave too on days that I shave. I don't notice any smell clashing.

I use rollers. It seems to keep the BO away and you can use it as a food topping.

Marky wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Marky wrote:My wife got me some Joop aftershave. She claims it smells nice, all I know is it stings after I shave.

Don't apply it directly to your balls.

I get enough of a kick down there using my mint and teatree shower gel.

I've used that before. Very fresh!

Afro wrote:

Marky wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Marky wrote:My wife got me some Joop aftershave. She claims it smells nice, all I know is it stings after I shave.

Don't apply it directly to your balls.

I get enough of a kick down there using my mint and teatree shower gel.

I've used that before. Very fresh!

Why on earth are you using my shower gel?

Stop pretending like you don't shower together Marky

i have four different aftershaves now, got myself some of the topman stuff on a sale about a month before Christmas. Then i got bought three (by three separate people) for Christmas.

Trebs wrote:i have four different aftershaves now, got myself some of the topman stuff on a sale about a month before Christmas. Then i got bought three (by three separate people) for Christmas.

If that's not hinting I don't know what is.

It's a good start to a day when a bird takes a crap on you when you're walking to work.

It is lucky after all...

Did you at least get her number?

It's supposed to be good luck, since that bird pooed in Ashley Young mouth he has been playing well.

When did a bird poo in Ashley Young's mouth?

I feel like that would have been front page of the Daily Sport

On the opening day of the season against Swansea. It was all over Twitter and I'm sure some papers reported it.

I think Marky deserves some credit for his post.

It's an oldie, but it's still a cracker

If an insanely hot girl would only let you pork her after she's laid a log on your chest, would you let her?

You'd then have to do the deed without a shower, but you could push the bulk of the deposit off of you (if you want).

Yes.

To the point. Like it.

What if it was an average looking girl, but you hadn't had some for a while?

What is "average" in your eyes soddy? What you think is average, someone else might think is the ugliest senorita in the world.

Don't think I would but you can never rule out getting caught up in the heat of the moment.

My standards are pretty low (not as low as Olly) when it comes to purely boning a girl. When it comes to a relationship it's a lot more higher.

I'm focusing on the bit about keeping the poo on your chest throughout the act.

That would be a challenge in itself and would take your focus away from what you should be enjoying. Would be a bit pointless letting a girl poo on you just so you could shag her, and then focus on the poo.

You would have to lie pretty still to achieve it too....... starting to realise why you're single Soddy

Koba wrote:My standards are pretty low (not as low as Olly) when it comes to purely boning a girl. When it comes to a relationship it's a lot more higher.

As are your standards of grammar.

In the heat of the moment I'd like to think I could still make a rational decision as to whether I want faeces on me. I'm not saying I'd say yes or no, just that I could consider it on it's own merits. I'd probably ask what they'd eaten and when they last went too.

Koba wrote:My standards are pretty low (not as low as Olly) when it comes to purely boning a girl. When it comes to a relationship it's a lot more higher.

Viva's quote of the day. You should start a relationship column viva. Than even soddy would be able to have a long lasting relationship

Afro it's not all doom and gloom for everton

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2895650/Justin-Bieber-Everton-fan-Pop-star-uploads-Twitter-photos-playing-Toffees-strip-football-tournament.html

Thoughts on this squad guys?

http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/295506

Carrillo and Downing and a couple of nobodys are the injuries this week, thinking the best XI to play is:

----------------------------Guaita----------------------------
---------------Pepe---------------------Dante---------------
Darmian-------------------Carrick------------------Bertrand
---------------Aranguiz-----Motta-------Sturaro------------
---------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------Suarez-------Ba-----------------------

Back five when defending, but wing backs push up and Carrick sits deep like a typical DM when we attack.

Also can we have some lawyers please

Trebs wrote:Thoughts on this squad guys?

http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/295506

Carrillo and Downing and a couple of nobodys are the injuries this week, thinking the best XI to play is:

----------------------------Guaita----------------------------
---------------Pepe---------------------Dante---------------
Darmian-------------------Carrick------------------Bertrand
---------------Aranguiz-----Motta-------Sturaro------------
---------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------Suarez-------Ba-----------------------

Back five when defending, but wing backs push up and Carrick sits deep like a typical DM when we attack.

I don't know about sturaro but Rolfes is more well known. I rate mounier though so try getting him in the starting 11. Also trebs accept my twitter follow.

I like your defence, build the side from the back. I'd sell Suarez and look to shape up the midfield where I think you're lacking.

When's our league starting? Where's gsc?

I want Mounier to start, I was debating putting him at CM even though he's naturally a winger. I'm not selling Suarez. Might be getting Yaya Toure for cheap-ish, and James Milner will be my next TP on there.

What's your best Xi when everyone is fully fit? I wouldn't sign Milner.