The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Beautiful - well played  Eat it Tina.

Yeah, I agree. eat it Tina.

Rowley wrote:I didn't Tina, is it worth hunting down on 4oD? Watched the world at war again. Japan have just bombed Pearl Harbour. I suspect our fortunes are going to turn round pretty shortly.

It's well worth it.  It won't win any awards for film making (it's been done before) but it's a very decent documentary.  It could have done with being a bit longer but it's a fascinating, and scary, look into the Far Right.  A lot of them appear to be Millwall fans.  Surprising as that seems....

Japan have bombed Pearl Harbour!?  Jesus Christ.  That will hopefully bring the septics into the war.

I just hope people bear in mind I have not seen the series before Tina and avoid spoiling it.

I tend not to watch any TV now, the schedules seem to be full of these programmes about fat f*ckers or benefits scum or other unsavoury elements.

Oh for the heady days of only four channels and something worth watching on at least three of them at any given time.

Union Cane wrote:fat f*ckers or benefits scum or other unsavoury elements.

Probably best you don't watch Angry, White and Proud then.

Rowley wrote:Still too much Tina, the rest of you I expect little better of but Jules! Is akin to seeing Jimmy Page joining One Direction. The very foundations on which the culture cup are built on have now been rocked for me.

They were all doing films. I did The Big Sleep by Raymond Chandler. There's a difference. I was hoping it would lead to Tolstoy and Dostoevsky, maybe a little James Joyce. I may have been a little naïve, but my intentions were good.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:Still too much Tina, the rest of you I expect little better of but Jules! Is akin to seeing Jimmy Page joining One Direction. The very foundations on which the culture cup are built on have now been rocked for me.

They were all doing films. I did The Big Sleep by Raymond Chandler. There's a difference. I was hoping it would lead to Tolstoy and Dostoevsky, maybe a little James Joyce. I may have been a little naïve, but my intentions were good.

So we beat on, Jules, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

Why so much grief for me? No man will hurl me down to Death, against my fate. And fate? No one alive has ever escaped it, neither brave man nor Julius, I tell you - it’s born with us the day that we are born.

On Saturday, Julius ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon.

Does anyone have virgin media with sky movies?

Aww, you motherphuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you biatches. Huh. You think you can do this sheet... Jules? You think you can do this to me? You motherphuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. SHU program, n!gga. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the phuck do you think you're phucking with? I'm the police, I run sheet around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherphucker down. TopHat ain't got sheet on me. That's right, that's right. Sheet, I don't, phuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherphucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.

I first met Jeff not long after my wife and I split up....with the coming of Jeff Rowley began the part of my life you could call my life on the road.

Union: Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart.
Windows: Did you fart, Union? Did you phucking fart?
Union: Fart.
Windows: How can you stand that?
Union: I don't mind it.
Windows: How can you stand it?
Union: Ten minutes to Wapner. We're definitely locked in this box with no TV.

Books seany. We're doing books.

“Suddenly, he sits up and tugs my panties off and throws them on the floor. Pulling off his boxer briefs, his erection springs free. Holy cow! … He kneels up and pulls a condom onto his considerable length. Oh no … Will it? How?”

He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.

The coming of Jesus Christ was foretold by John the Baptist. The coming of sean was foretold by a gigantic jobby on the mantelpiece.

How's life LD? Did you see Slammin Sam's try and big hits over the weekend? Good allround performance by all accounts.

I see I got the thread split. I think I shall edit it.

seanmichaels wrote:“Suddenly, he sits up and tugs my panties off and throws them on the floor. Pulling off his boxer briefs, his erection springs free. Holy cow! … He kneels up and pulls a condom onto his considerable length. Oh no … Will it? How?”

Extract from "My School Years" by S. Michaels.

seanmichaels wrote:How's life LD? Did you see Slammin Sam's try and big hits over the weekend? Good allround performance by all accounts.

I'm foine thanks, mate.

Saw him crash over under the posts... is that the one? Looked like a typical barn-storming run of his, didn't it?

Union Cane wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:“Suddenly, he sits up and tugs my panties off and throws them on the floor. Pulling off his boxer briefs, his erection springs free. Holy cow! … He kneels up and pulls a condom onto his considerable length. Oh no … Will it? How?”

Extract from "My School Years" by S. Michaels.

I googled 50 shades of grey naughty bit and that came up.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:How's life LD? Did you see Slammin Sam's try and big hits over the weekend? Good allround performance by all accounts.

I'm foine thanks, mate.

Saw him crash over under the posts... is that the one? Looked like a typical barn-storming run of his, didn't it?

Yup. Brushed off 2 fairly big chaps and bulldozed a 3rd on the line. He absolutely splattered their centre (?) twice in quick succession.

http://www.rugbyonslaught.com/2015/01/sam-burgess-puts-two-back-to-back-hits.html

http://www.rugbyonslaught.com/2015/01/sam-burgess-beats-3-defenders-to-score.html

Are Barf a chance this year do you think?

That stalkerish Tino
was reading his Beano
while wearing a snappy new shirt
when down came an Aphonopelma belinda
which perched on the window
and his knob rose so stiffly it hurt

superflyweight wrote:I see I got the thread split.  I think I shall edit it.  

Good idea. Me too.

He won't like that from you Jules. He loves you in a way.

The Loaded Dog wrote:Are Barf a chance this year do you think?

Depends who gets called up for the 6 nations! Not a massive club rugby fan but when I've seen them this year I've liked Exeter. Centre / Fly half Henry Slade is a very un-English graceful player. Think he'll get a World Cup spot.

This is still beneath me.

You need to get down off that Shetland pony, Jeff.

OK, I promise. No union, league, darts or harness racing for a while. I'm sick of sport too now.

Throwing Dwarves?

Throwing Muses?

Rowley wrote:I just hope people bear in mind I have not seen the series before Tina and avoid spoiling it.

Don't bother with the ending, it's the normal Hollywood drivel about the heroic Americans winning it for the side of good. They do have a few token Brits though. I thought the opening two years were quite good, wasn't too bad when the Americans first make an appearance but then it goes downhill fast. The ending is seriously sh1t, really far-fetched, I think they just built it up too much and didn't know how to end it.

Cheers Galted, I was looking forward to the part when those perennial losers, the French, decided to buck up their ideas and no longer stand for being bullied and start kicking some ass...like Marty McFly's dad in "Back to the Future"

That's the ending I was hoping for but it doesn't even get explained what happened to them.

It was too fragmented... too many loose ends and unanswered questions. A huge let down.

I'm hoping there's a third part to this saga

Went on for far too long as well, was nearly as long as the final Lord Of The Rings.

Could do without any of that homoerotic nonsense in the third part of this World War trilogy as well.

Had lunch with the girlfriend today. Hadn't seen her in nearly six weeks. She cut and dyed her hair... Should I be worried?

Raf wrote:She cut and dyed her hair... Should I be worried?

Definately Raf, is she using your stylist? If so get him to ask...

Should you be worried? Yes, if it's her pubic hair. Genital topiary is the first sign that your relation is going down the pan.

Ha! No, I like the change though, she looks great, if a little chubby.

She will have definitely have been accepting a length from elsewhere, no question.

When you say NO QUESTION, I take it you mean when she's been asked if she wants a length she's just said "YES" and asked them no questions....not even their name?

I feared as much. Six weeks without me in a foreign country would have been too much for anyone to bare. It's unsurprising that she look for a cheap imitation somewhere else.

DAVE667 wrote:When you say NO QUESTION, I take it you mean when she's been asked if she wants a length she's just said "YES" and asked them no questions....not even their name?

I see you've met her too.

"Would you loik a lingth?"

"Yis"

<hotdog> <snowball>

I thought you kids had SKYPE and FACETIME and other such new fangled means of keeping in touch. How/why the f**k have you managed to stay out of contact for six weeks? You blather on about her with crushing regularity on here and then say you haven't seen her for six weeks. It's like you WANT her to be F*CKED ragged by an army of strangers.

If she leaves you, I'll have no sympathy whatsoever. Eye well and truly taken off the ball here.

Union Cane wrote:"Would you loik a lingth?"

"Yis"

<hotdog> <snowball>

Tuu fackun roit ah wud mun.

She was in the Emirates with her family over the holidays, so the only person I'm worried about here is Shah, if he made a visit to the Islamic State to give his annual pledge of allegiance.