The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Fri Jan 23, 2015 3:44 am

First topic message reminder :

The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
Claiming Wlad beats Ali on the Showboat

by **Pal Joey** Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:04 pm

Some midgets are surprisingly hot
That's what I think believe it or not
I've never had one myself
but I did once have a Mongolian elf

by President Trump Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:05 pm

Some midgets are surprisingly hot
That's what I think believe it or not
I've never had one myself
but I did once have a Mongolian elf
Seasoned and slow boiled in a pot

by **Pal Joey** Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:06 pm

I think I've just ruptured my spleen

by President Trump Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:08 pm

I think I've just ruptured my spleen
That's the last time I try and clean

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:11 pm

I think I've just ruptured my spleen
That's the last time I try and clean
My old chap with sandpaper

by President Trump Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:12 pm

I think I've just ruptured my spleen
That's the last time I try and clean
My old chap with sandpaper
A dubious caper

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:14 pm

I think I've just ruptured my spleen
That's the last time I try and clean
My old chap with sandpaper
A dubious caper
It gives ones helmet a glorious sheen

by President Trump Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:17 pm

The ambulance was call fairly quick

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:25 pm

The ambulance was call fairly quick
They tend to when the hampton is sick

by **Pal Joey** Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:26 pm

The ambulance was call fairly quick
and I was offered clam shell to lick

by President Trump Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:29 pm

The ambulance was call fairly quick
and I was offered clam shell to lick
I stuck out my tongue

by **Pal Joey** Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:41 pm

The ambulance was call fairly quick
and I was offered clam shell to lick
I stuck out my tongue
and received a mouthful of blunge

by President Trump Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:44 pm

The ambulance was call fairly quick
and I was offered clam shell to lick
I stuck out my tongue
and received a mouthful of blunge
It turns out I was liking its d*ck

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:51 pm

Dicey has been fiddling with a clam

by President Trump Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:57 pm

Dicey has been fiddling with a clam
The report was sent to his Mam

by **Pal Joey** Wed Mar 04, 2015 3:04 pm

Dicey has been fiddling with a clam
The report was sent to his Mam
Who gave a great sigh of relief

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Mar 04, 2015 3:07 pm

Dicey has been fiddling with a clam
The report was sent to his Mam
Who gave a great sigh of relief
As she choked on some beef

by **Pal Joey** Wed Mar 04, 2015 3:10 pm

Dicey has been fiddling with a clam
The report was sent to his Mam
Who gave a great sigh of relief
As she choked on some beef
Whilst Dicey devoured a ham

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Mar 04, 2015 3:13 pm

Aussie forwards are lacking in grunt

by **Pal Joey** Wed Mar 04, 2015 3:29 pm

Aussie forwards are lacking in grunt
and their backs are decidedly blunt

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Mar 04, 2015 3:34 pm

Aussie forwards are lacking in grunt
and their backs are decidedly blunt
But Cheika will get them back

by President Trump Wed Mar 04, 2015 3:43 pm

Aussie forwards are lacking in grunt
and their backs are decidedly blunt
But Cheika will get them back
To dominate the pack

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Mar 04, 2015 3:48 pm

Aussie forwards are lacking in grunt
and their backs are decidedly blunt
But Cheika will get them back
To dominate the pack
But Quade will remain a c*nt

by President Trump Wed Mar 04, 2015 3:59 pm

I've got into a bit scrape

by **Pal Joey** Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:03 pm

I've got into a bit scrape
With the elf I attempted to r8pe

by President Trump Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:04 pm

I've got into a bit scrape
With the elf I attempted to r8pe
She got out of her cuffs

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:21 pm

I've got into a bit scrape
With the elf I attempted to r8pe
She got out of her cuffs
She had two muffs?

by **Pal Joey** Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:23 pm

I've got into a bit scrape
With the elf I attempted to r8pe
She got out of her cuffs
She had two muffs?
and a 2 clits the size of 2 grapes.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:24 pm

LD, you just made me l*l

by President Trump Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:28 pm

You should never pick grapes off a vine

by nadeem2099 Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:34 pm

You should never pick grapes off a vine
Or stick them where the sun don't shine

by President Trump Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:42 pm

You should never pick grapes off a vine
Or stick them where the sun don't shine
They are so squishy

by nadeem2099 Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:46 pm

You should never pick grapes off a vine
Or stick them where the sun don't shine
They are so squishy
and oh so fishy

by President Trump Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:51 pm

You should never pick grapes off a vine
Or stick them where the sun don't shine
They are so squishy
and oh so fishy
So bend over and have some of mine

by nadeem2099 Wed Mar 04, 2015 6:13 pm

but What if you have a back?

by President Trump Wed Mar 04, 2015 6:26 pm

but What if you have a back?
That's held together with Blutac

by **seanmichaels** Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:03 pm

but What if you have a back?
That's held together with Blutac
and stuck on your forhead

by President Trump Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:06 pm

but What if you have a back?
That's held together with Blutac
and stuck on your forhead
Just before bed

by **seanmichaels** Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:08 pm

but What if you have a back?
That's held together with Blutac
and stuck on your forhead
Just before bed
And rest it on the missus's rack.

by President Trump Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:12 pm

My wife is a very good cook

by **Pal Joey** Wed Mar 04, 2015 11:32 pm

My wife is a very good cook
She doesn't need a recipe book

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:54 pm

My wife is a very good cook
She doesn't need a recipe book
She handles meat very well

by President Trump Fri Mar 06, 2015 1:33 pm

My wife is a very good cook
She doesn't need a recipe book
She handles meat very well
From my smile you can tell

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 06, 2015 1:41 pm

My wife is a very good cook
She doesn't need a recipe book
She handles meat very well
From my smile you can tell
As she takes it from Zinzan Brooke

by President Trump Fri Mar 06, 2015 1:43 pm

Train is a great way to travel

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 06, 2015 1:45 pm

Train is a great way to travel
Although the timetable makes my brain unravel

by President Trump Fri Mar 06, 2015 1:46 pm

Train is a great way to travel
Although the timetable makes my brain unravel
The staff are all thick

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 06, 2015 1:47 pm

Train is a great way to travel
Although the timetable makes my brain unravel
The staff are all thick
The driver is a pr!ck

by President Trump Fri Mar 06, 2015 1:50 pm

Train is a great way to travel
Although the timetable makes my brain unravel
The staff are all thick
The driver is a pr!ck
And he looks a bit like Jimmy Saville

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 06, 2015 2:50 pm

Jimmy once fixed it for me

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